they should invent a doing something thats easier to do than doing nothing

the first Torment Nexus was Big Brother and they just interpreted that as having cameras rolling on a television show.

The Shepherd of Erm, Uhs

The Gospel According to Alexander the Coppersmith

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

hey guys, our lovely cat nina was recently hospitalized, she got really sick.. she's doing much better now, but her treatment cost unfortunately a lot more than i have.. if you feel so inclined, i have set up a kofi page to help with ninas care. for 15$, i can make you a graphite drawing. thank you

are led headlights just legit busted 90% of the time? is there a reason they pulsate in brightness obnoxiously?

"Did you read Fluid Dynamics by Xiu and McCurry" yeah bro I scraped every file. "can you imitate a flame war from the Animaniacs forum" yeah man like I said, I scraped every file. "have you seen the New York Times article-" yeah dude if you're asking about a file, I've scraped it

the problem with the triple A price increase is that it was too blatant. legit if it they made it $67 theyd sell way more

is there a way to be an independent data broker. like can you sell everything you know about your buddy Tom for 50 bucks

twitch plays pokemon was the first time i had heard of Twitch and it made me assume that the entire website looked like that

cute ball - games

does anyone use the classic tiktok tts lady anymore

we need an emoji thats like, one eye wide open and one eye twitched/half closed

"love trumps hate" had to be one of the worst resist slogans im glad it fell out early enough. like it sounds like a call to turn the other cheek

"cuckoo clock" emoji has not only been rejected for the 10th time, but due to vicious mud-slinging and doxxing, been PERMANENTLY banned from future applications!

To escape the world of Iron Lung, equip the Warfstache.

Use as directed or until death.

why does google photos have the loudest notifications

he fucking bought twitter.

rest in peace dilbert

They don't tell you how much you get zapped by static during winter

poop poopoo

you should have to charge up to use copy and paste. like maybe type 50 characters and then a meter flashes on your screen

youd think tsezguerra would fit fairly well into the succession war and give him a chance to be more

they're calling it the most youtube video of all time NOT INTERESTED

Former maniacal and merciless serial killer reacts to all FNAF jumpscares 1-6

what if they made a cartoon and the main character was a boy with red hair

should have gotten a Mega Cetitan that becomes a sea whale again

thought the bramble blast melody was from terraria for a bit

Imagine there was a different king who got gifted the ability to turn everything he touched to silver. And then he and Midas try to cover as many tiles as they could and the most tiles at the end wins.

they should invent a ham that doesn't give you cancer

How does the Tenor gif search/keyboard help Tenor anyway. Did they have like, contracts or something

websites will autoplay the videos you don't want and automute the ones you do

i feel like no one has pointed out that Thomas is 42 yet played Minecraft on xbox in school. so the jax song takes place in our future

it always feels like nothing new and popular will come out and then something new and popular comes out and then it's like okay that was the last one EVER

New York Eve

do you think bloodmoon ursuluna will like, be in more games. how will they do that. lump him in with the legendary gauntlet section? or maybe just a shitty npc sidequest like Hey I found this weird ass Ursuluna, trade it for a Lickitung?

Has any invention been responsible for more death in the world than the Format Painter?

whenever the slide at the end of a lecture has some real bullshit on it but the professor says it's not important and no need to cover it >>>

genuinely what is the point of the devil in modern christianity. like people already have free will, right? that's already sinful enough. you can be tempted without also needing Dr. Evil there to tempt you too.

professors dont even offer point incentives for doing course evaluations anymore they just stare at you like this

💸why does money do this

having a bunch of tabs open for youtube videos is kinda recreating the appeal of having 400+ tv channels to surf

drew this and immediately started feeling maternal towards it #art

they really did like show basically everything in those kirby directs. real surprised basically no more riders after them

I love single stage mons but sometimes I do feel the lack of new baby prevos. like a Drampa should not be popping out of an egg level 1

The late, great "ISLAND." Of which I unfortunately, or perhaps fortunately, never visited. Maybe, SWAM.

i think what Pokopia is implying is that pokemon can shrink down to pollen size, lay dormant on seeds that grow into tall grass, and partake in primary succession once suitable conditions arise

If your first name dies, your middle name carries out the rest of its term.