to survive you have to imagine that your creations are 50% less cringe to the average person than you personally perceive them to be, because that's usually true

why is it called Social security number if ur not supposed to share it 😭

this whole thing smacks of God's love

you can tell the millennial cartel runs this website because everyone in the replies and qrts is mentioning good songs and not stuff like SAY! geronimo. SAY! geronimo

Bractice

It's pretty wild that the defacto neutral opening to a letter is "Dear [...]," Just complete parasocial capture. You are not my cherished honeybun, I am not fucking dear to you

mangoes are W fruits because eating one feels like ripping something open and eating its heart+intestines. and then once you are done you get to suck on the pit (realizing that sounds too sexual)i mean suck on the seed (realizing tha

they've rebooted star fox so many times like just buy a new computer atp 😭

android devs will rly say "download my app on foid" nah i'm good bro 😭

this image will now pop into my head whenever i eat my bowlslop at my corporate cafeteria because of how aramark proudly branded that toothpick as though we should be impressed they were able to pull off this caliber of food somehow

notice how people are running linux on a ps5 instead of games

Not surprised the attempted assassin believed in atomic theory of matter

i ever tell you guys about the time i got my son back by being cool?

panel 6 t-rex is breaking the streak of all the other even-numbered panel t-rexes by saying something other than "what". and if he hadn't, the comic would've still worked... PRETTY WELL?? www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

asexuals are the most powerful film critics because they can be 100% impartial when deciding if a sex scene is necessary or not

going on doesthedogdie while watching a movie because the dog is barking too loud and i want to know when it will stop

you're a sick fuck for what you did to christian

in this era of electron slop download pages are becoming the chinese restaurants of software like you know an app is gonna be good af when its website was styled with 2 lines of css and the only thing added to it in the past decade was a line in the changelog that says "2025-10-04: Fix bug on Tahoe"

also stop automatically assuming anyone who has a .bsky.social domain as their handle who wants to talk about atproto is a spam bot please. how are you gonna build a big coalition of atproto enthusiasts if you're make it so you have to pay to even cheer on the sidelines.

(drools over my new ai friend and it short-circuits) that did NOT just happen just now

it's moon child woah oh ho ho 👥 Readers added context The story is true.

me after any movie: bro what kind of imaginations were they on when they made this

if you gave up smoking for Lent you have to start smoking again now otherwise it wasn't really penitential

you post one "Christ is Risen" on your instagram story for Pascha and suddenly zuck thinks you're a 30 year old greek tradwife

scrolling back old discord logs to refresh myself on my super early thoughts on ring racers and came across my funniest miitopia mii ever

what

First day of Pascha. Christ is Risen. Indeed He is risen. I'm feeling good. I'm gonna win this parishwide Major League Egg Tapping Tournament. This is the year.

yo mama so klarna she 4 interest free payments

they must feel like astronauts in the ocean

he just threw this statue into my room, through the window. and the window was closed. he landed it in my home. holy shit.

Project Hail Mary (2026) Imdb goofs: Error Made by Characters Why didn't Ryan Gosling use his ship's communication functions to call a frog on the toad phone? 1 out of 62 users found this interesting

jd vance doesn't even try to defend this war anymore he just looks at you like this

ミスを見つけて上げ直しまくってた タイタスくん

i once was lost medias but now i'm found medias

Why is everyone talking about me today!! 😁

Chainsaw man if the ending was peak #bugfables #bug #Illustration #Digitalart

attie,,, show me postes i like adn no postes i dont like

dole fruit and cream bars that is what we are no one in between how can we be wrong

a cool thing about @anisota.net now splitting [horizontal] scroll seshs into "expeditions" is that i'm starting to list links to funny posts i find in my notepad and sending them to all my friends after my expedition ends, like how you'd share findings of the cool fauna you found after a real hike

I love when you hit share inside an app or website to send a link as a text, and then you go to look at the text you sent and it’s like, “Bonjour, Stiletto Starlet! I’m looking at a pair of SHOES 👠 on Shoeniverse dot com. Ooh la la! Why don’t you take a WALK 🥾 with me to look at them and wonder.”

5-Year-Old Kojima Tweeting: 10:57: Just Ate "Twix Snickerdoodle". Wow! I enjoyed the subversion of the 'Cookie Element', and the lingering sweet flavor. This dessert makes one question what the nature of COOKIE and CANDY truly is. It is a rare "treat" for fans of the genre.👍 18:32: Ate "Broccoli".

insecure jevil: I can do some things

as the ceo of a b2b saas company who has no ability nor intention to make a compelling consumer tech product, i take a lot of inspiration from steve jobs

the flames of nostalgia

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller March 26,1958

proud to announce my debut full-length STONE BOGUS releases on June 12, 2026. linktr.ee/nelward

okay slow down there it wasn't THAT bad