apple motion logo before: "this is a hardcore professional app where you make epic theatrical 3d cgi effects" apple motion logo now: "this is a silly tool for funny beginner ball animations :)"

MALL SANTA: Ho ho ho! Come, sit on Santa's lap, and tell me what you want for christmas! BABY LEV KULESHOV:

Night Falls ~ Evening Star 🌟 #art #animeart #touhou #東方Project #yukariyakumo #八雲紫 #landscape

drawing i did for a secret santa with @wolfolotl.bsky.social, it's xyr oc orlan rocking around the christmas tree! i had so much fun drawing them and i'm super happy with the end result. hope everyone had a great 12 days of christmas :)

poo poo is getting a pee pee inspired redesign

gappy newsom year all

words we should leave behind in 2025: -enshittification -situationship -wingdings -the

They targeted gamers. Gamers.

if you haven't hopped on sublo and tangy mustard you gotta hop on sublo and tangy mustard. it's crazy how many little details are in each short that you often don't see people bother to animate or put in a script but they make all these characters feel so much more human youtu.be/0R-_tjOF52k

911 operators deal with a lot of stressful calls so they actually really appreciate it when you just call in to say hi and make small talk. just make sure to ask about them

live alien performance (impr)

a down with empathy t-shirt is like something a cartoon villain would force all their henchmen to wear

i never understood how in the secular/protestant world "12 days of christmas" became a countdown rather than the length of the nativity feast because 1. the phrasing doesn't make sense when that's what it means and 2. why would you shorten the celebration. who doesn't want more christmas

they should bring this back today and call it jarslop

i always said i wanted to make a bluesky android client built with jetpack compose as a way to get back in the native android devleopment groove but it turns out someone already did that. heron by @tunji.dev is super slick, still needs some kinks ironed out but it's headed in a good direction.

when i try a new app and it uses inter instead of the system default font and ionicons instead of the vendor-given symbols that tim cook intended

last night we let the eggnog talk

i added sfx and music to the fish beam video

That’s a real Sans ass acronym

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who else wakes up and is ravenous to consume The Content 🙋🤣

JK I TAKE MY- [ DISPATCH X II4 ] #inanimateinsanity

sorry but "enshitification" is too cromulently fuckcrustable for me to use unironically

"dude it's really creepy how you break into people's houses at night and stare at them while they sleep" ummm..... okay??? like maybe you puritans should try to explore these deep recesses of the twisted human mind instead of censoring them like they don't exist? 🙄

mmph. i LOOOVE donkey kong bananza. but i can't play it. because then i'll get brainrot. but it's SOOOOO goooood

retro boomin make it *8-bit mario jump sound*

this 80-year-old nyc singer still rocks around the christmas tree the new old fashioned way

he actually said this i was there #TheGameAwards #TGA #ClairObscur #Silksong

this is fucking insane holy shit

i feel like a lot of my zoomer brethren say "using the internet as a kid used to be magical, it isn't like how it used to be :(" because they let themselves be distracted by the whims of a few tech executives when all the fun of the internet hasn't disappeared

they knew EXACTLY what they were doing when they designed these guys lol. expect to see them all over your timeline in the coming weeks

Gag-a-day Cartoonist AMAZES Fans After Citing Calvin and Hobbes As A "Huge Inspiration"

UNFRIENDED 3: GOOGLE CLASSROOM

we should all make up new discourse in our minds and vividly imagine we're scrolling through threads and threads of it and the posts we imagine will probably reveal more about how we think of the world than the posts we see

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maple trees feel like they came from some other dimension only sort of like ours. their seeds dance in the air, their leaves turn a glowing alien red, you can milk their wood and it tastes like a sweet nourishing nectar. this is a plant that would exist in a young author's first sci-fi novel

Clearly AI generated

Wine moms. Furries. Professors. AI "bros". And then, there's me. Yup. #First Day of Bluesky

following that one tumblr post that was like "every time you get an intrusive thought quickly imagine jar jar binks saying it so you will be so repulsed that you will immediately ignore it" was one of the biggest improvements to my quality of life. improved it tenfold, probably moreso

once you begin paintrushing you'll wonder why commissions haven't always been like this. all in one solution handling billing, scheduling, and (live!) feedback where you don't need 1 million clout to get noticed and make money. gonna put lots of requests in here, excited for my art friends to accept

hello! I'm building a tool for artists that struggle with motivation, and for anyone who wants something specific drawn quick. it's basically DoorDash for art commissions join the waitlist, it's free: paintrush.net

this could fix me rn

~*~🐰 neu! heat death of a universe 🐰~*~

if there is ai bubble, which there probably will be, we will look at cluely how we look at pets.com today. zero product strategy outside of a single idea and some bold marketing and when that one idea ends up being less popular than the marketing dollars you threw at it suggest... uh oh!!

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geese at the pond when you toss them nutritious seeds and corn

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