"this was the face of facism" and attached is a picture of a sad puppy

Copywriters: Idk we need something to fill this space in the voiceover and hit a couple brand values. Nbd no one will pay attention to this part. Me under my breath 18,000 times a day: Because the voice of luxury commands what you deserve. Because the voice of luxury commands what you deserve? Bec

Tolkien was famously under the influence of tea when he came up with Bilbo baggins

If you really think about it, Hot Tub Time Machine 2 was a documentary...

yes Youtube... yes... I must carry out my civic duty...I must improve this valuable piece of digital infrastructure for the good of this world we live in, lest we perish under the weight of no videos... [taps Get started] YOUTUBE: "How many Family Guy clips can you watch at 2x speed in 6 minutes"

I'm gonna have a game demo at SAGE 2025 woah! MechaWing! is a game where you can be a bird and switch between the 2nd and 3rd dimensions whenever you want! And you've got some cool powerups to play around with too!

guy whose only idea of flirting comes from this post: girl you look like doom for the gba

Nature is beautiful.

would you be surprised to know that in 7th grade I made an email forward about friendship but I didn’t want anyone to know it was me so I made sure the subject was like FWD: fwd: fwd: FWD: FWD: before I sent it out to all my little friends

never mind 😐 www.theverge.com/news/710509/...

iPad Gen Alpha Baby: I Think I Have OCD, BPD, ASD, And T2D Y2K Zoomer (Technology Literate): Oh really? Back in my day we only had... MP3! 😭

the stopwatch in the new google clock app def feels vibecoded - those buttons are HUGE. ik big buttons are a md3e thing but it doesn't feel tasteful here - for some reason you can scroll the view?? - laps are displayed as a carousel??? - stop button doesn't do the shape morph when you press it

the thing is they dont even know people want polls on this site yet because they dont have a way to make a “Do you want polls?” poll

Every Friday my wife asks why I haven't purchased this for her

so long bi bowser

who wants to build google 2 with me 🥺👉👈

she say she a pescatarian girl me too

(at job interview) what was *the incident* at your high school?

every goodreads review is like "although this book doesn't have the best characters or best plot or best worldbuilding or best theming or best writing. 4 out of 5 stars"

I never noticed how cool Patrick's eyes look in this scene

there's a freaking cheerto. in the white house.

Childish Gambino's mom: Stop acting Childish, Gambino! Childish Gambino: Say that again... 😂

guy who hates sequels but doesn't know they have a name already: ugh more twoslop

silksong dropping? well someone better go pick it up! (c) Jocobo 2025

super meat boy

Alright, brand new website, brand new #lolcows. *cracks knuckles* Let's get hunting. #mistermetokur

in 2007 the gummy bear song would play in your cubicle at work before you accepted a call saying that your dog just died and we all accepted this as normal

turns out the neon is liturgically seasonal btw

i look forward to extracting the nutrients from these "meal solutions" with my network of fellow b2b commerce specialists

kendrick on letterboxd reviewing tár: maestro just went viral

HIIIIIII @aards.bsky.social, CEColon and I JUST FINISHED OUR GAME FOR THE GMTK GAME JAM!!! It's about saving the 51st United State from annihilation by taking an eldritch entity on a road trip and YOU CAN PLAY IT RIGHT HERE!!! itch.io/jam/gmtk-202... #GMTKJam #GMTKGameJam2025 #GameDev #IndieGame

good morning bluesky time to turn in my good old windows 7 machine and enjoy the simplicity and convenience of micro AAAAH AAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAH

still extremely grateful for this legendary little free library pull

isn't it messed up how there's a state called oklahoma

Everyone LOOK AT THIS NOW This is the greatest thing ever made youtu.be/7vHfKlMtyns?...

i hate the performative male meme "that straight male likes things my fyp decided are feminine he's a chaser living a double life!!" or mayb i just think matcha tastes good 😐

first thought was to read the reply to the tune of delfino plaza

ytp home decor: wooden cursive sign that says "liil laal lool"

do u guys like the cast for my new object show

being a kid is rooting for homer. growing up is realizing ned flanders was right all along 🚬😮‍💨

I met my wife on Undertale

big fan of this prayer prayed through the intercession of the proposed patron saint of the internet and computers, Isidore of Seville

has someone made six degrees of bluesky

i only just now realized the joke of this one is that they think the cardboard cutout is actually the real harrod i thought the cutout was a recurring plot device and they were crying because they thought it was really cool

A "LABUBU" movie and TV franchise is in the works from Michael Bay. Source: @variety.com