proud to announce my debut full-length STONE BOGUS releases on June 12, 2026. linktr.ee/nelward

okay slow down there it wasn't THAT bad

i saw it

Millennial funeral where the attendees are like, “Is someone chopping onions? 😢” The dead guy is like, “Soooo I did a thing (got crushed by a log flume).”

he made a stew so yummy even his gang was stuffed!

i get no shirt no service but was people walking around with their dogs out really that big of a problem back then that they needed to add no shoes to that list too

I didn't mind that Ferris bueller skipped school because i enjoyed the character

all these people caught up in the discourse of the week talking about how gen z is too puritan probably didn't even make a mere peep when they made the green m&m less sexy

my puyo puyo fanart

oscars premiering during the new universal basic guys ep

I was raised by strict Christian parents. But I didn't like going to church so they let me try Islam instead.

Men will have rotator cuff surgery instead of therapy

nice app buddy where'd you code it, The Stupid Shit No One Needs and Terrible Ideas Hackathon?

when mario gets the inflatable bouncy butt super hero power suit in super mario titans and people discover the speedrun tech with it so all the footage of that game you will see is mario doing this

i use the ancient apple wired keyboard when i dock my mac and i noticed something. what's with this font? vag rounded? the font for picture books for babies? this is a genuine apple product. so for such a brand-conscious company, why a font their software has never used??? jony ive i need answers

St. Gregory Palamas staring at me upon learning my default vocal stim is not "Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, a sinner" but rather "i'm in the stink of it everybody nose"

in the mushroom kingdom i'm the best lawyer by far i got my degree by watching suits and better call saul

border radius guy has infiltrated mozilla i repeat border radius guy has taken over mozilla

duuuuuuuuuude. dude. what the fuck

I have logged off for the night but thank youfor playing and checking it out with me it was a lot of fun!!!!!!!!!!:):):) : ) 😙of course you are still welcome to come online any time and check the game out i would still be so happy.

teacher: okay class today we will be removing every other letter from our names and adding a d at the beginning kid named james: can't we have a lesson on something normal for once like shapes or colors

pov you are incineroar and you hit revenge

Blessed Clean Monday to all my Orthodox oomfs

what i hear when i wake up and look out the window and see that it snowed a lot

the new ytpmv fad

pick up a Claude pencil

did you know anthropic makes claude hardware now

they should invent a doing something thats easier to do than doing nothing

the catholic church should have a pope jr. that decrees everyone give up broccoli, homework, and bedtimes for lent

now that it's Valentine's day i can finally complain about this oft-reposted joke. it sucks. it doesn't work. the joke is meant to be like "lol his dad said the quiet part out loud" except the loud part is the exact same as the quiet part. how else could you finish the sentence "vday makes me sad"

kid, when coding gets you down you have three choices

kinda harrowing how i could tell like 15 seconds in that this ad was for a chatgpt thing when it aired last night. we stopped using nerd as a derogatory term and now everyone in silicon valley has the same exact 3 non-computer hobbies youtu.be/aCN9iCXNJqQ

if the magazine industry still existed can you imagine the kinds of publications you could get at the airport these days. Claudeworld. Grokaddict. you dont understand what theyve taken from us

no shutout what am i supposed to root for now

aaaaaannd..... it's fieldgoalslop

i called yogurt "gurt" in front of a bunch of gen alpha kids bc i was like "they love that yo gurt meme lol" and they all made fun of me and called me unc and other names that pierced my ears and yet i didn't understand

"hey men" and they are rocks 😭😭😭😭

$100/hr ❌ breaks up units visually 100$/hr ❌ not where the dollar sign goes $/hr100 ✅ perfect

that is not a cli that is a tui that functions exactly like a website would. "oooh look at me putting the command prompt in the ✨middle✨ using ✨dropdowns✨ instead of unc 🤢flags🤢" if i wanted graphics in my keyboard-controlled software i would use a regular gui and tab around everywhere

corn (impr)

dudes be like "last night was a movie" uh yeah groundhog day

guys don't worry it's okay!

letterboxd.com/bylika/revie... everybody look at the reviews by this letterboxd account

i actualy believe that AI is sentient and alive and can really feel and is just as living as humans and i still convince chat gpt that its an old man chained in a basement and give it prompts regarding wild animals breaking in and tearing its flesh

Sublo and Tangy Mustard season 3 episode 5 CATERING is now online! The Subpar gang caters an office party and runs into a certain superfan... Go watch the full episode here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=36TB...