This hits different now that I have the book in hand 😭

“Tomorrow!” cried Toad. “I will do it all tomorrow!”

Picard management tip: Fight for what you know is right. Only arrogant bullies think resistance is futile.

About 45% of pet ownership is walking by them and badly singing little songs that integrate their names. If you can’t do this, then I’m sorry, you are not ready for the responsibilities of owning a pet.

It's the annual Ask a Manager salary survey! Every year, vastly fewer men fill this out than women. Men, please share your salary info (anonymously) so we have concrete salary comparisons to inform pay negotiations and fight the pay gap

Poor people don't "deserve" free services if they're not angelically perfect and being poor the right way. Rich people don't "deserve" free services because they could afford to pay. Here's a thought! Public services should be services for The Public--i.e. EVERYONE.

On this Trans Day of Visibility, I would just like to say that trans rights are human rights and that celebrating the trans community as a part of all communities enriches every one of us.

Ok step one is to make them look less delicious

the cyclops cat has awakened from its slumber

it is the postal SERVICE not the postal BUSINESS thank you for your time

It’s hard to blame woke DEI when the military is losing a war because of the straits.

It's really fortunate that my cat with like 5 chronic health conditions is also really cooperative about taking medication.

Morning Emergency Kitten- tiny protests

The Onion

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

How Suzie acts knowing that she cost $1200 yesterday at the emergency vet (she has pancreatitis, but is well medicated and hopefully will recover.)

How wonderful, the snow has finally melted down enough that I can see parts of the yard! Now to take a nice sip of hot coffee while I read this weekend weather report

What GLP1s should teach people is that it was never about willpower and it isn't a moral issue. But people don't want to have that conversation.

Assassins dispatch Musk’s security and enter his bedroom. Elon awakens and, with cat like reflexes, knocks over the tower of half-empty Diet Coke cans on his nightstand, pulls the trench knife from the wall, and rushes his assailants. He slips and stabs himself directly in the testicles.

ohhh ‘democracy dies in darkness’ was aspirational

help

Every day I wake up and drink my coffee and think, "Soon, you motherfucker. Soon."

Discworld QOTD, from Thud! “Beating people up in little rooms…he knew where that led. And if you did it for a good reason, you’d do it for a bad one. You couldn’t say ‘We’re the good guys’ and do bad-guy things.”

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Minnesota, my home, is carrying a heavy burden right now. Being kind is not being weak. The strength to care for others, to love and protect our neighbors, to be a shield and not a sword, to be warmth in the cold is true Minnesota nice. (Photo by local photographer Ricky Roman, MN)

So how many more people do masked federal agents need to gun down in the street before we’re great again?

I am in absolute awe at the courage being shown by the residents of Minneapolis right now. Literally risking their lives in sub-zero temperatures.

Once again, immigration is not even a problem. Immigrants are not more criminal, they don't cost jobs, they don't harm the economy. There is no reason for any of this. It is hurting ourselves to hurt them.

I know it’s hard to have optimism right now, but if there’s one thing that is genuinely giving me hope it is seeing communities — hell, neighborhoods, even portions of cities — stand up in unison against tyranny in a way that is active, capable, savvy. It’s really powerful.

My thoughts exactly!

For the record: cops aren't supposed to kill guilty people either.

I hope 2026 is kind to us all

No game, only Suzie.

Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters

Dear body, Please allow some blood flow to our extremities. It is not actually that cold inside the house. Thanks, Me

The FIFA Peace Prize doesn't mean what it used to

we made it through that shitshow and we’re gonna make it through the next one too

Open up this picture fully. Then look at the surface of Mars. Then look up to the top right. Spot Mars' moon Phobos high in the sky. Then notice the bright spot beside Phobos. That's Earth.

massachusetts mentioned lets go

Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise. Happy winter solstice! Never give up.

Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year

solidarity with trans people and death to fascism

Tunashamed

I would rather have a world where we all trust each other and accept that a few people will take advantage of it than a world where folks have to perform disability constantly in order to get the help they need. Let kids have an extra 30 minutes on the test, jesus fucking christ