Make a Bond movie casual From Russia With I Hope This Email Finds You Well

Die Hard was actually appropriated from pagans

Is the plan to flood America with Epstein evidence, ultimately tainting any jury = mistrial

When I see that schmooshy rindy mug, I change the channel

Know what’s worse than illegal migrants…? Raping children and covering up for ‘em.

the president announcing a class of warships named after himself

From Jennifer Rubin re: Supreme Court: We can address their partisan hackery & assault on the Constitution through comprehensive reform including mandatory ethics, term limits, jurisdictional limits & court expansion. I would add a recall provision when they lie to get confirmed

Hero Spotted in Coonskin Park, Charleston, WV

Rapist traitor felon fraudster philanderer adulterer abuser embezzler debtor cheater narcissist sociopath liar pathetic mean little man

Start with hatting the baby within and branch out from there.

with every byte of news, we are meant to feel furious and helpless everyone is on the bandwagon, tripping over themselves to spread as much of this news as possible AREN’T YOU ENRAGED, YOU SHOULD BE, they say

Whether carrying fentanyl, cocaine, or tomatoes and heading to US, Europe, or Tasmania, it’s still murder to blow them out of the water. #NoFascistUSA

I’m sure your thoughts have gone to the horrible last moments of the Reiners. They were friends to everyone. They cared that much. I’m with you in the Green Room. Please sit with me for a while.

i don't care how it happens. i hope it's funny, but more importantly, for the good of the world, i hope it's soon

It's a defining feature of the Trump Era: unqualified people in big important jobs who don't want to do them and can't anyway so they spend a lot of time pretending to do it on TV and social media.

We are here because our ancestors had dinosaurs for pets

Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.

This ties back to my ditching Goodreads—the day amz bought them. Any bookseller worth their TBR pile should have done the same. You want your recs and reviews funding the bezos dick-rocket? Ok. I'm gonna guess you can't opt out of this new "service."

The people who support $12B in corporate welfare to farms and forgave $80B in auto bailouts and forgave $700B in bank bailouts and forgave $755B in PPP loans want you to know that forgiving medical debt and student debt is socialism😐

So no one abides by law now Does Putin have a bet on how far it will go If he wins do billionaires lose everything If he loses does he go to a hidden utopia

are there cops that want to arrest pedophiles

AI text might be factually wrong, it might be technically inept, it might be weirdly off-putting, but also using it demonstrates a kind of laziness and lack of respect that cheapens your relationship with your intended reader while also draining your ability to think and work. So all in all, great!

Save Ukraine

It is possible for things to be dandy now? If not, let’s get things dandified. Let us return to dandy.

THE CASABLANCA PLUMBERS

Congratulations, David Zaslav, on being the most destructive force in US entertainment in the entire history of show business

Formula costs $60 a can, for one thing.

I had to start this sentence three times before I made enough sense of it to stop trying to make it about Doctor Who.

Fair question. Yes, the US has long used black ops, covert ops, special ops, et al., to assassinate targets. But afterward, they didn’t play the video on air and crow, “Look at us kill survivors! Isn’t it funny? Isn’t it cool?”

I named my fists Bert and Ernie just because they aren't going to hurt anyone

tldr, it's not writers. studio execs are greedy, know nothing leeches who wouldn't know how to make money if it bit them in the ass. imagine throwing away a sequel to crazy rich asians over less than 4 percent of the projected gross. are you fucking kidding me.

It doesn’t feel like we’re being invaded by immigrants, it feels like we’re being invaded by Trump.

Has anyone computered Obama’s reasoned, inspiring responses to tragedies into The Donald Such as, what if the lumpy orange pedophile sounded reasonable, wouldn’t it be jarring

If you’re looking for ideas for sensible shoes that look good with a skirt, the dog show is on.

Oh is there a military story trumping a story about Russian assets What a coincidence

Wednesday mood

Wow, look out, Usha Vance

How it started / How it’s going

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Oh, God said to Abraham, "Kill me a son" Abe say, "Man, you must be puttin' me on" God say, "No", Abe say, "What?" God say, "You can do what you want Abe But the next time you see me comin', you better run" Well, Abe said, "Where you want this killin' done?" God said, "Out on Highway 61"

Whenever I almost got traction, my family would need me So I’m really good at caregiving and genealogy

We used to attribute his posts to Ivanka, but now it’s probably Stephen Miller

Someone help make sense of how fucking stupid this all is, it burns

I'm not saying Pam Bondi is evil, but Macbeth broke up with her.

Hey is it Benedict Arnold’s episode tonight #TheAmericanRevolution Asking for New London, CT And the rest of the country who wants our doddering pedophile in charge to stop shredding our Constitution

The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted. If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.

I didn't realise this was his full name.

My friend P just told me about this! Omg, how have we not been voting for Duchess…? Let’s get this done, people! lithub.com/what-was-lit...

How can we expect Epstein girls to come out when what they did was illegal How can we get them to illuminate their trauma There must be 1000s of them Are they afraid of retribution