Would really love to make banning child marriage a national issue just to see Republicans try to defend it

Based on the saying "dress for the job you want," a lot of people think "professional douche bag" is a career option

1 thing to think about: the push for podcasts to have video is mostly coming from the top & it’s to get eyeballs *away* from tv where crews/writers that produce actually watchable stuff have union protection. No sane listener was like “I need to see the smelly, shut-in hosts of my Jonestown podcast”

Repost to "BOO" commencement speakere praisinge A.I.

slightly increase a band eureka

Iberia. The man

Slightly increase a band Exodus

slightly increase a band Mr. & Mrs. Mister

Slightly increase a band; Gigadeth

It's weird that someone would argue that a grinder isn't a sandwich

The correct term in 2026 is John Roberts.

why do they call it trail mix..... they should call it.... sitting at my desk mix

NEW: The Trump administration blitz that flooded Minnesota with immigration agents hobbled federal efforts to pursue serious crimes. By April, prosecutors had brought charged just eight people with drug or gun crimes, the fewest in more than two decades. www.reuters.com/world/americ...

Call me crazy, but, you know, I sorta liked it better when federal law enforcement was not just a tool of political retaliation.

Archaeologist Dorothy Garrod was born 134 years ago today. She was a key figure in moving the discipline from its jaunty but often haphazard and predatory roots and making it a scientifically rigorous field of study, becoming Cambridge's first woman full professor in 1939. tinyurl.com/yub45yxh

While $alleged$ pedophiles are free,

We will. We will. Block you. From planting daffodils. Sing it!

I wandered lonely as a cloud That floats on high o'er vales and hills, When all at once I saw a crowd, A host, of stupid daffodils;

Bert and Ernie should have their own show. I don't want to have to watch Sesame Street to see what they're up to. I'm not 5

Slightly diminish a book. Hell’s Kitchen Shuffle

The Motel New Hampshire

contributing to emergent vagueposting discourse by saying it’d be cool if shitty parts of shitty families could leave decent people alone

Without downloading anything new, where are you, mentally?

three years here today not sure if it seems like a long time or a short time because time no longer has any meaning

Elkview, WV Horrific John Lucas was a person with disabilities #JusticeForJohnLucas

ICE has violated almost 100 court orders. Let me say that another way. 100 times ICE was caught brazenly ignoring the law. 100 times a court told them to immediately stop. And 100 times they ignored the order. That's an out-of-control agency that shouldn't get another dime.

I called the groomer’s and the person was…suspiciously un-personlike. So finally I asked, “Are you a person?” Sure enough, “I am an AI.” But here’s the kicker—they added in keyboard clacking, pauses and background noise. THEY SIMULATED A CALL CENTER. So fucking dystopian, y’all.

Hey I think I was hacked yesterday, and I’ll probably find out how badly? I was shopping on my phone—using Duck Duck not google—found what I wanted, was comparing prices across websites. Found it on one 90% off I took the bait

Let me get this straight: the illegal tariffs which we all paid for in higher retail prices will now be refunded *to corporations.* So instead of tariff “rebate checks” Trump promised to give taxpayers it’s just another redistribution from consumers to corporate America? Golden age, my ass.

What *is* currently accurate is that at least ten states (as of right now) won't prosecute spousal/intimate partner rape if the victim was unconscious, drugged, or otherwise incapacitated. Closing those legal loopholes could be done right now, if there was the will at the state level.

The stress alone

Anyone know whether today is a ‘ceasefire’ day or a ‘destroy your civilisation’ day yet?

As we get into election season PLEASE check and cite sources and don’t believe or share anything w/o sources Especially if it makes you feel good bc you agree with it or it comes from a friend or family member (including me)

Bunnies line up to enter the bunny portal

It's written in the starlight And every line on your palm: We are fools to make war On our brothers in arms. --Straits 5:9

lets go back to worrying about piranhas, quicksand and the bermuda triangle is what i am trying to say

I can’t wait for a time when I don’t have to think about this orange nightmare any more. I really resent how much he is always in my head.

if you post AI images related to Artemis I'm blocking you we have plenty of actual incredible images to share. the disrespect of using AI for this moment is huge, celebrate the ingenuity that got us these real images and stop f*cking around with them for your own gratification or need for attention

Better at this than anyone 🏆

Happy Confederate Surrender Day from Minnesota where we still have your goddamn flag and we’re not giving it up. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28th_Vi...

How is the way that we think about ecosystems “delusional”?? #forest #ecosystem #ecology #restoration #science #stem

Reporter: Mr. Secretary, are you saying the American military members who were killed in this needless war were loathed by God?

Or, all of Easter Tuesday

“A whole civilization will die tonight” is the most vile thing a US president has ever said, certainly during the post-1945 era when they’ve had the power to kill civilizations with the dropping of a bomb. I’m staring into the darkness. May this not be one of the most fateful days in human history.

depluralize a movie: The Sound of One Note

depluralize a movie title Jaw

Depluralize a movie. Dice Hard

Depluralize a movie: Too Alone To Fail