Hey great, yet again I feel enraged and helpless ☑️☑️

And Netanyahu playing him like a kazoo…

Dogs not allowed

Oh. Forgot to show you what the rain did to my raised beds.

You just slip out the back, Jack Make a new plan, Graham

I don’t know why they didn’t institute a spelling bee for candidates There’s no way he would have passed it

Bottom line with Platner, it's a red flag when a failson is promoted to the public as "working class."

Just in from Mitch McConnell's office

From historic beauty to shit.

"There are specific legal prohibitions against using insider information for benefit in stock trades and financial transactions."

Meanwhile, there is zero coverage of suicides

And lo! I hear the cry of my people.

The Fyre Festival was just a warning shot wasn’t it.

Post the pic of Taylor throwing a pass to Travis and then Sandler declared them a team, you cowards

I am willing to assign a nonzero percentage of blame for this Mets’ season to this lowercase BS from the social media team. #LGM

fireworks tonight are for Taylor and Travis That parajumper who crash landed: all for TAYLOR AND TRAVIS

This right here

It’s HOT! Don’t forget to unplug your local Data center to stay cool.

Plus it detracts from the solemnity of our never-ending hymn, "Drop Dead Today."

Solar PV is photovoltaic Let’s make “Solar PV” well known

Trump is flying to N. D. to open Teddy Roosevelt's library & compares himself to TR. TR organized & led troops in the Spanish American War & would have done the same in WW1 if Woodrow Wilson hadn't stop him. Trump draft dodged Vietnam & lines his pockets. TR would have hated him.

JD Vance said that the Watergate Scandal wouldn't end a presidency today. I break down how bad it really was and why Vance wants to normalize corruption: www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPI_...

Funny way of saying "Global CO2 emissions from the energy sector rose by 1.1% to 35.8 gigatonnes of CO2." 🤔😒📈

I hope the kids invent a cool new meaning for gauging 📏📐

Excitingly for you, when it gets really hot I become perfectly still & you can spin me around so different facets of me catch the sunlight producing a myriad of rainbows & enlivening any room.

There used to be a thick book with tiny writing that listed everyone in your town and their phone number. You could just call them. Anytime of day.

Of course I don't want to be shot or robbed, nobody does. But the crime that affects me every day is not street crime, it's the neverending parade of scams and corruption 2/

You're on your third, and final dog night.

Know the difference:

In honor of the Nation's 250th anniversary, the White House looks like shit, the reflecting pool is a filthy swamp and the Kennedy Center is closed. Everything else Trump had nothing to do with looks great.

So how socialist does NYC need to get for us to stop having our subways exclusively advertising AI to make us better employees?

I don’t know man, who is “the Democratic Party” if it’s not the voters?Democratic voters choose candidates, not party leaders. And party leaders need to listen to what voters are telling us - and right now they are demanding our party be bolder.

DSA in 5

Thank you, dearest @duchessgoldblatt.bsky.social , for sending someone to check on me, I am so far, so good :: delivers case of Riesling at hidden gate of Crooked Path ::

Algaegate Please God send us a scandal that matters Treason, Pedophilia, War mongering haven’t worked We figure he killed girls during sex but we have no proof I mean, P O T A T O E

are we sure that isn’t just trump

Who's Afraid of West Virginia Woolf

The world is too much with me. Distract it with something shiny while I duck out the back.

Driving through red and blue states Red state gas is a dollar cheaper

department of war on algae

Can we talk about the cursed aesthetic of Claude? It’s sort of a retro twee that once upon a time I would have thought was neat but now anytime I encounter it I want to hurl.

So many lessons there! Back up your stuff! With a Google account, have a phone number and a secondary email account able to receive reset codes. Have some kind of knowledge of passwords you used in the past for that account (one of the questions they ask). Hold the reins on your digital accounts!

Wow, Trump finally got a crowd to show up at the Kennedy Center.

Sending love and comfort to Caroline Schlossberg 🏳️‍🌈

Somehow the Knicks are going to lose and the Spurs will end up controlling the Strait of Hormuz

Of course he’s a SPURS fan They got him out of going to Vietnam

"Ayyy I'm walkin here!!!" -- nobody in midtown, this evening