Here’s something funny What if our leaders don’t really want to hurt us, but Vlad is compelling them with a combination of bribes, threats, and blackmail to torture us on a slow descent The foot soldiers with guns don’t care, because they have guns

We’re yelling yet nothing is improving, it’s getting worse Seriously are we going to reminisce about early 2026 when we could still access our money and drive to work and buy groceries to eat Before our neighbors turned us in for Trump Dollars

It must piss off Jim Jordan, who has rehearsed his Outrage over Epstein et. al., to be pre-empted by manufactured air-space danger Can’t they roll out their crises on a better schedule

Please stop spreading misinformation, please do not post that they had to close the air space over El Paso because the president was sundowning and took Air Force One out for a joyride and now he is doing barrel rolls over West Texas while JD Vance clings to the wing like that Twilight Zone gremlin

Protect your heart from breaking by padding it with soft cheese.

So Bad Bunny gets the MVP and gives it to Liam 🐇

Ugly cried. Led to a good conversation with my children about both displaying emotions and the story behind the moment. What a legend.

What a cruel joke played on fathers, to make their daughters look like the wives they desired sexually #evolution #naturalselection #lifeisasetupforfailure

Herr Schitzenpantz is famous for stiffing the help.

Imagine if The Post had all its top-notch investigative reporters working on the Epstein story. Imagine what they could have uncovered. Thankfully for all the perpetrators, the journalists have been fired or forced to resign. Oh, to have a Katharine Graham in charge of a leading newspaper again! 🇺🇸🗞️

And we hear the word 38,000 times a day And he wants that word on every building For the love of God here, can we stop the Golden Calf please PLEASE

Computers are shocked, shocked to find out life existed before they were born

Like a bully that keeps hitting you because it feels good to *him*, because of that one thing you said that made him feel stupid: Remember when Obama pre-empted The Apprentice Good times

Will Congress officially replace the Constitution, is that where we are All these football fans, pursuing happiness, only if they’re racially pure enough, let’s pray for our side to win

Remember in Trump 1.0 when Bannon stirred up a fake scandal every few days just so we would lose our minds, and then nothing would happen Except now we no longer have a Bill of Rights

I guess I’m the only one with the “Head Over Heels“ cover earworm From the “Love Story” Hulu trailer and can find no trace of the musicians they must be afraid the song upstages the series

Not the jobs report we were expecting

Does Mike Johnson use a code-name email for Epstein Island

Are we going to lock arms around the Kennedy Center like when we protect one of the charter oak trees the electric company wants to cut down Why don’t we tell him we’re being invaded by Yugoswania

There's a party goin' on right here A celebration to last throughout the years So bring your cash wad and your benzos too We gonna celebrate your party with a CHILD WHO SHOULD BE IN SCHOOL

I’m reminded of a religious school freshman who told me that they learned in science class that planets stay in orbit because it’s god’s will, with no mention of gravity or inertia #wv #westvirginia #education

He’s going to demolish every good thing

@hiltonhotels.bsky.social Get ICE out. Until then, not staying at any of your hotels.

so the government’s been sitting on these files without arresting anyone because all their biggest donors are in it huh

His campaign should have died with this flipflop apnews.com/united-state...

4 Black journalists have been kidnapped by the federal government

On this day of National Strike, let us be nostalgic for when we used to shop for stuff in stores. When we had freedom to choose stuff. When America manufactured stuff. Btw we also had hobbies. Now we have monopolies controlling our choices. They have bankrupted retail.

How to style this cardigan to say sexy but also nonchalant but also singular but also trenchant but also holy fuck they’re arresting journalists.

Minaj could save us all with one swipe.

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

My latest paranoia: cable tv hacking Last night my Mom lost cable service Tried rebooting 3x, got an error message that said something like, “Attention your existing settop is not authorized, call (877) 457-4086” (Yes, settop) #OptimumCableHacked

we're going to start international conflicts with random countries because the overlap of "cartoonishly evil" and "complete fucking moron" is the Venn diagram that American voters look for in leadership

If we abolish ICE, where do thugs go, home? They will return to being KKK

Charismatic elected Democrats should call Trump up more. Mamdani and Walz should give seminars.

Your state did not help us terrorize its citizens, so what choice did we have other than shooting people in the head

The USA has declared war on dissent. We must be conscientious objectors.

We thought this was the water mark for too far OUR TAX MONEY IS FUNDING THIS CRUELTY WE ARE CULPABLE Funny, the only one not paying taxes is tRump

The only snuff news I want is when it happens.

Hey @jdvancevpotus.bsky.social , I guess you haven’t hobnobbed with yacht people enough yet Here is how to reverse course, just in case you need to know mandurahyachtacademy.au/reversing-yo...

hey you know what's a kitchen table issue: people getting murdered and/or disappeared and NOT GETTING TO SIT AT THEIR KITCHEN TABLES ANY MORE FFS

Before the Industrial Revolution, people would often string together little pieces of days and save them aside in earthenware crocks.

I wonder who in Trump's circle knew yesterday that today he was going to retract the threat of war and of tariffs against Europe –– and who those people told, and who those people told in turn? And how many bought Exchange Traded Fund shares yesterday so they were able to ride the market up today?

Has It recorded unhinged rants that Its team will use to delay news of Its demise

Minneapolis and Saint Paul have basically mobilized into a war economy of mutual aid and non-violent defense. I’ve never seen anything like it, even during Covid. People who barely vote are guarding their schools from ICE and doing the shopping for neighbors in hiding.

In 2025, according to the FBI's own website, undocumented migrants committed 23 acts of manslaughter and homicide (combined). In 2025, 32 people died in ICE detention, w/ the most (6) coming in December. There year (Jan 19th) there have already been 6 killed in ICE detention and 2 on the street.

(cartoon David Horsey)