Siri - show me takes that aged poorly

Kinda fucked that the only two options for getting home from a night out drinking in Brooklyn for me are either an hour and fifteen minute train ride or a $60 car that hits four of the five boroughs on the way

I hate how the tiniest movement in job applications inspire so much hope. Like wow, I got a human response from someone - even if it’s a rejection - makes me feel like I’m not just chucking applications out into the void never to be seen again

I hate how much I agree with this

Locked eyes with a beautiful blonde woman on the bus and I’m afraid I’ll never be the same

And let’s not forget the cornfather himself, Reggie Miller

First trae, then Hali, and now CJ god I wish the Knicks’ villains weren’t so goddamn corny

Thought Mike Brown actually coached a good first three quarters, but we looked completely lost once Atlanta switched their coverage on Brunson

No timeout there is WILD

League Pass + VPN combo stays winning

Dyson Daniels looks like he just opened a package from Acme that contains dynamite

Might be the worst AI subway ad yet

I like to think that NY's unemployment site is down because all of my former nyc-based coworkers are trying to file since we were the ones cut instead of the SF team. Surely the fact that California requires employers to pay out unused PTO whereas NY doesn't didn't factor into this decision at all

Sanja Tomašević pissed away Houston’s season. I understand JT was limited today and Hancock had been marinating on the sidelines all season, but that third set was a coaching blunder masterclass

2 meters tall in my cowboy boots dear god i feel powerful

iOS update autocorrecting “on line” to “in line” making me sound like some loser ass transplant bitch (I’m from nj)

Me entering my funemployment era at my local pub that has $5 Industrial Arts pints

Writing’s been on the wall for a while but I just got laid off if anybody has any connections in the localization industry it would be much appreciated 🙏

Use Meta AI tools and you too can generate videos of volleyball players with terrible mechanics who play for RaƍƬa Esporte

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The beauty of Artemis II coupled with the threat of nuclear war is the thesis statement of 2026

Do it buddy

The flowers are blooming the birds are chirping the guy across the street is back to jacking off with the windows wide open spring is truly in the air

(Me listening to a conservative cat talking about how gay marriage is a slippery slope and next thing you know he’ll be able to marry humans) Ooooh big stretch

There have been two buildings on my block that have been vacant for years and since the start of the new year they’ve both been renovated (possibly sold to a new owner) and the first tenants are moving in this week

Me listening to a vote blue no matter who democrat describe the Frank Grimes episode of The Simpsons: "you see, the cruelty is the point"

It's gonna be so funny when instead of being a BOTW-style modern take on Ocarina Time, Nintendo is going to make it a classic top down adventure game with cel-shaded graphics

yeah im into weird music you probably never heard of like angina du poutine or whatever

Conspiracy theory about haze over Brooklyn? Call that themtrails

Damn got my ass handed to me when I told the bartender my predicament about this and needing to come out to my teammates and was met with “oh I had no idea you were stealth in your women’s league”

Watching PWHL for the first time and I desperately need a stocky butch to teach me about hockey and take me to a Sirens game

Look how they massacred my boy

Definitive ranking after picking up a few more during my FF tactics break: Holstin Replaced Parasite Mutant Radio the Universe Beastieball

As I meet my rival at the net before the start of the championship set the ref instructs us to play rock paper scissors to determine who serves first. Sussing out each others sexuality we both throw down scissors. The game is postponed and the staff kicks us out after 112 consecutive ties

My new favorite discovery is NBA Anagrams. Luka Doncic? Unlaid cock. Alex Caruso? Sexual orca. Anthony Edwards? Horny, wet, and sad

Tournaments in CT, NJ, and LI over the next month and slowly working up the courage for Nationals in Florida in May, policy be damned

Min $300k salaries for players is a huge W for the, errr, W

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Excited to have the Seattle SuperSonics back and looking forward to welcoming the Las Vegas Balatros in the league

Forcing every chud purporting to care about women's sports to watch LOVB eyes pried open Clockwork Orange-style

Jordan Thompson set the league record with 32 points last night and only needed four sets to do it, but I really think Houston should have tried harder to throw the fourth and get it to five so she could go for 83

Courtney Vandersloot at Wilka’s for the LOVB event we love women supporting women

Haters gon hate but let’s be for real, Wilt’s 100 point game probably looked more like Bam’s game last night than Kobe’s 81

Bam bringing this piece of paper home hoping A’ja will hang it on the fridge

lmao my fantasy team went up against bam tonight

Bro someone get @pablo.show to investigate this these numbers are nuts

Made the switch from cast iron to stainless steel and the results were stupendous

Also, please stop playing Currents-era Tame Impala, Brooklyn bars

You would not believe the amount of L’s piling up for me right now it’s like the world’s most cursed game of Tetris

After a relatively healthy and happy 2025 (especially in comparison to the general state of things going on in the world) I think da blues have officially set in for me