With how many “not for me”s I’m getting when I tell guys on the apps that I’m trans, I’m really hoping this Transgender for Everybody thing starts kicking in soon

Hell yeah got Tales of Xillia at the Secret Santa

New levels of being disgusted with what I write

Satoshi Kon Knueppel

I'm doing both the "It's a banana, Michael. How much could it cost?" and "Here. Go see a star war" Lucille Bluth memes by trying to figure out how much money to put on this AMC gift card so my sister can take the kids out for Christmas Day at the movies

The greatest thing about having a guy with my [very unique] deadname who's my exact age and is quite Google-able is that I have a fall guy who can absorb all the shock damage from any potential high school reunion conversations about me. I sincerely thank you [redacted], my homunculus

Ayyyy gurl what are you a bracket because I wanna bust you up (Nebraska loses in five)

The only thing better than a sweep of the #1 team at home is a reverse sweep after the top seed forces a fifth after going to extras in the fourth to win 37-35

Everyone’s watching the NFL instead watching the actual best sporting event of the day (Texas A&M on the verge of sweeping #1 Nebraska at home to advance to the D1 Volleyball National Semis)

Prime’s audio has been hit or miss, but I do like their studio show. Dirk, Nash, Blake, and UD have great chemistry and unlike the previous generation of players, don’t shit on current day players

This Wemby on/off differential might be the most insane I’ve seen in a half (on: +20, off: -23)

The muse / the art

My tattoo artist’s Instagram doubles as my r/transtitstimelines page

Got hit with a “I hope I look and play as good as you do when I’m 37!” by one of the zoomer volleyball baddies at the gym tonight

Me debasing myself over text and desperately throwing myself at a man who’s like, just sorta really busy right now

Walt “Clyde” Frazier’s Clyde-isms if he was doing color commentary for the D1 Women’s Volleyball Championship 🧵

28/32 in the first round and only missed Cal Poly winning the early second round games I should get into online gambling

I’m having an incredible bracket so far for the first round of the D1 Volleyball Championship, only missing on Tennessee being upset by Utah State and picking American over Colorado. And I really only went with American because they’re my grad school alma mater

32 kills in a match is insane I don’t care if it went to five sets

Searched bluesky for “volleyball” to see if anyone’s talking about the first round of the NCAA Women’s Championship and it took five posts to come across yaoi Haikyu!! porn

I know he said this in response to a photo of me playing basketball, but I kind of want to reply making fun of his negative canthal tilt and weak chin

Fielding an interview request from Pablo should be met with the same trepidation as one from Chotiner, and yet...

Google fucked up immensely when they rebranded the Play Music app to YouTube Music instead of calling it YouTunes

Reminder that Zetrocards are being phased out December 31st so you’ll have to switch to MamdOMNY cards

anyone know how to kickstart a manic phase I have edits I revisions I need to get through

Unofficial NBA halftime show rankings: 1. Red Panda 2. Youth basketball scrimmage 3. Anything involving pets or babies … 999. That fucking Simon Says guy

Had heterosexual intercourse with a cis man who tied me to the bedpost, but he used the bracelets that they give out at Liberty games that I keep at my bed side table, so it was still kinda gay

What Quebecois kids play once it starts freezing outside

Ah the dream-like stasis I enter when taking the overnight Amtrak 😌

Fuck it 10 years

Hasn’t been a complete shitshow in the apps this time around, but still, the only woman I’ve matched with so far is a girl from my basketball team this summer lmfao

lol

Quarterly update to my appearance

League pass is worth it solely for the fact that instead of commercials, I get the in arena feed and can watch Red Panda do her thing at halftime

I have such a crush on the bookish twink that’s been crushing jeopardy the past week

People are saying Zohran is amazing for being such a young candidate and scoring a meeting with the president, but what's the big deal? I was in second grade when I met the president. It was a bright September morning, and we were to have a special guest come read to our classroom...

Trump sneaking in a mention to get Zohran to reaffirm his commitment to keeping Tisch wasn't on my bingo card

Struck out on a bet with my friends thinking Trump would treat Zohran like Zelenskyy and have his goons make him bend the knee rather than yucking it up with someone who wants to be called a fascist

fanduel ads on tinder like sure why don't i infect myself with multiple different types of brainworms

Hey quick question: what’s going on with your jacket?

Some of you on here

Downloaded Tinder again and I know they got this Double Date feature that they’re trying to push, but the ONLY women I’ve seen in my algo are couples seeking a third, whereas every guy has the standard car/gym/outdoors pfp

I chainseen’t it, man

Need two seasons and an OVA for the anime couple in the Fanapt commercial

What are the odds we can get Eric Adams on a jet setting media tour so we can keep him busy and he forgets to stack the Rent Guidelines Board?

Tickets are selling out fast for Cuomo’s public execution at Foley Square on Thursday morning. Get yours while you still can and remember to use promo code ZADDY DADDY at checkout

Cuomo down

Having not followed the NFL closely over the past 7 years, it’s very funny to see who’s flamed out, who’s come out of nowhere, and who’s still around from when I last watched in the mid 2010s