Devastated to hear about the passing of Lindsey Graham. I thought she was fantastic in Boogie Nights and was part of my sapphic sexual awakening after seeing Austin Powers in theaters *places hand to ear piece* Oh wait never mind Sunday Funday continues

Saw a World Cup commercial featuring still images of multicultural people experiencing both elation and hardship thinking it was those HeGetsUs.com Jesus commercials that were shown during the Super Bowl, but even worse, it turns out it was for Claude

I am 30 or 40 years old (specifically 38 as of today)

Guys I think Argentina might be good at soccer

My headphones broke and so am I

Knicks win one chip and the entire Eastern conference decides to rearrange itself we are so fucking back

Some would say I'm well-versed in Ideation after being unemployed for months

DSA in 5

Fleabag season 2 (2019)

My crush started liking my Instagram posts again we’ve never been so back

We outside

Whenever Luigi isn’t in frame, all the other characters should be asking “Where’s Luigi?”

Paying it forward (becoming a casual soccer fan after shepherding Knicks bandwagoners for the last two months)

Sorry the Knicks kicks stay on when we fuckin tonite

NBA pulling a reverse Draymond and allowing Wemby to get away with murder so as to not get him suspended for a potential game 6

Speaking it into existence

We really need to start taking first best available shot. All this passing around the horn allows the Spurs to recover with the ultimate close-out monster and we end up with a more contested late clock shot

Today’s a big day for gay Puerto Rican Knicks fans who love to vote early

Okay Knicks please wrap this up in five tomorrow night and then immediately transfer all the superpowers you obtained for this postseason run to the USMNT

That’s my president

Going radio silent worked Knicks in 5

I’m not one to complain about officiating, especially for questionable calls in the 4th because you had the entire game to make those calls not a factor, but the way this game’s been called so far, what should be a single digit deficit is 19 after the first and that’s hard to recover from

Instead of burning sage we should have burned Zach Zarba

Lmao she’s wearing a Knicks shirt at the Garden tonight

We are going to win today (USA vs Türkiye at VNL)

Now more than ever I hope it happens and I hope it’s tomorrow if not tonight

My TV broke and so am I

If Trump's Game 3 visit to the Garden happened during his first administration, the worst that would have happened is Sean Spicer gaslighting us about the amount of people cheering for him. Now we're risking the start of the Great Commune Wars of the American Century of Humilation by him being there

Seconding this. Also if anyone knows where to find the shirt that Bruce Willis is wearing..

Knicks magical postseason run aside, this has been a horrible year and I've fallen back into self destructive habits and as a cry for help I need my support system to recognize the warning signs (redownloaded Skyrim)

(Tucker Carlson voice) In Mamdani’s New York, KATs can now apparently be dawgs, and we’re supposed to think that’s okay? What are we doing? What’s going on?

You know how in Hawaiian “aloha” means both hello and goodbye? In New York, the same holds true for “Knicks in 4”

Next game is huge. New Yorkers need to band together and show that MAGA has no place in our city. I am of course referring to tonight’s game when the Liberty take on the Fever at Barclays

I take this back. The city is a better place when old fans and new come together and seeing Sprewell or Ewing or Jeremy Lin jerseys alongside Finals-patched adorned Brunson jerseys on the train is a sight to behold

It’s insane how good Olivia Miles is already and how well the Lynx are playing without Phee. Bill Simmons would be having a field day Ewing Theorizing about Minnesota but there’s a less than zero chance he actually watches the W

A new crush has entered the chat

My favorite part of watching local news coverage is how they dedicate 20 minutes to the Knicks being in the finals while trying to squeeze in stories about George Santos’ insider trading and the manhole cover mystery before the weather report

Ngl the Darializa, Brad, Claire, and Zohran commercial is fire but probably wouldn’t have hit as hard if Knicks didn’t pull this one out

Worst game the Knicks played all postseason and it’s still a double digit road victory lgk

A week without cigarettes please clap

Very excited for the international tournament of the world's best sport played at the highest level this month. That's right, it's VNL time baybeeeee

Bruh they put the gay hockey song in Fortnite

5.5 KM 55 LAYUPS 55 FREE THROWS 55 BLOCKS 55 KILLS 55 ACES

Saw someone rocking a Blaicenga sweatshirt today and at this point you just gotta admire the creativity of the Canal St vendors

Just know that I am silently judging you if you’re rocking a pristine Knicks hat with a 2026 Finals logo and the sticker still on

Me talking to new basketball fans: so imagine a Knicks vs Spurs finals, but it takes place in 1999

We always use 9/11 as a reference point for making ourselves feel old when talking to someone who has no memories/wasn't alive for it, but we really need to start diversifying our cultural touchpoints, especially since 9/11 jokes are so goddamn funny

I should not still be getting pimples I am 30 or 40 years old

I bring a sort of “14th player on a WNBA roster who’s listed as inactive for the national TV game so that’s why she’s dressed like that on the sidelines” type of energy to the function

Life is pain and existence is pointless but every once in a while you can walk around the North Woods on a 75 degree day and it’s slightly more bearable