This Maine bullshit up against a deadline stinks like Susan Collins… She’s a cut-throat who never fails to let you down, and plenty of dirty tricks hide under the Grand-motherly mask… The fact F’ing Dems spin-out on cue proves that MAGAt’s can play Dem pearl clutching like a kazoo~ @ms.now

Is there ANYTHING this fucking guy isn’t shameless enough to take credit for? ANYTHING? @ms.now

Fox Noise’ attempt to depict MAGA’s fascist creep as the Democrats “shifting further left” is pure propagandist drivel… Classic middle-school playground tactics. The lowest forms of pop psychology as explained by a 3rd grader…(held back 3 times +…) Lead by the Turnip in Chief… @ms.now

Brilliant. How real trolling is done.

American MAGA fools~ when you elect a grifting felon~ Don’t be surprised by how much he & his crime family steals from taxpayers… If you lost you wig over Hunter Biden, but turn a blind eye to Doofee & Goofee, the turnip princes, you’re a coward and a hypocrite… ie a modern Republican… @ms.now

How pathetic does fat assed flappy jowled Sean Hannity have to get to still be taking shots at Joe Biden… hitched your wagon to a loser Sean…ya never getting that orange stain off ya lips. Joe will be doing pretty good historically in 2 decades~when history starts to escape the bull-shit. @ms.now

When you take over regulatory agencies & oust independent oversight you take full responsibility for the outcomes, Donny… No more saying “Biden! Biden! Biden!!!” when shit hits the fan. The pottery barn rule still counts. You broke it, you own it. History won’t forget. Reality won’t bend. @ms.now

Everytime I see a chyron on the muted Fox Noise at the gym it has the words “far left” in it… These idiots have been programmed to be idiots.

That cartoon I posted was altered, so I deleted it. This is the original. I’d still post it it. Still legit!

Samuel Alito will be recorded by history as a hack and a partisan POS… he knows this, nothing he says or does for the rest of his life will change that. A similar Trump stank adheres to every single one of the six Republicans… they will always have that to overcome first… @ms.now

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This “far left” Fox Noise keeps mentioning… is it in the room with you now? Are you seeing it frequently? If you are, you need to turn off your tv and seek therapy. Do this while you still have a chance at rationality. You can find help.

I’ll tell you why so many 18-29 year olds think they want to live by the rules of the jungle ~ the jungle ain’t kicked their ass often enough yet to give them any wisdom to know better… Older folks gather wisdom like moss on a boulder.

Breathe people, breathe… Progressive candidates are likely to win local races in locales that have progressive leaning populations… All politics are local… stop trying to figure out what a borough election in New York City means for candidates in Tulsa Ok because the answer is nothing. @ms.now

Little Mikey Johnson translation~ “After all the bullshit we put Biden & the Democrats through for Trump~ it’s all gonna come back on us & Democrats are gonna do some of the same to us!!” @ms.now

FUUUCK SCOTUS The most-corrupt Supreme Court in America's history.

This week someone targeted my family for harm with a false report. We’re physically OK, but that doesn’t mean we weren’t harmed. I am beyond furious. Whatever your politics, this is awful, wrong, and can never become normal.

The easy reason that they’re trying to make Nixon’s actions seem trivial~ They KNOW that tRump’s crime & corruption is orders of magnitude worse… They’re trying to blow up the Overton window entirely @nicollewallace.bsky.social ~ It’s an attempt to force Orwell’s 1984 into being.

Hey @cnn.com stop trying to nationalize local political outcomes~ it’s ignorant & goes against the first law of political science; All politics are local. Especially congressional politics, state & city offices. That’s both by nature & founding design. Enlightenment, not Christianity at its root.

JD Vance is ABSOLUTE PROOF that Ivy League colleges will give DEI Degrees to white conservative imbeciles to avoid being accused of being too “liberal” by the bigots… @ms.now

The orange imbecile’s “Great tRump State Farce” is just like every other ‘Red county’ in America~ More cows than people… @ms.now

So, the green algae sludge filling up the reflecting pond after the orange imbecile’s “poolification” ‘fix’ of it is “residual” and not the result of the ignoramus’ actions… It’s Biden-algae…. @ms.now 😆

lol, the reflecting pool is gah-reen already…. Guess the stable genius builder doesn’t know much about summer pool care… @ms.now

Is it just me, or does it seem like Pete Hegseth’s tenure as Sec of Def has been very hard on our war plane inventory? How many military planes & aircraft has he lost?… seems like a lot more than in past conflicts & peacetimes… @ms.now

I wouldn’t be where I am today without the love and support that Michelle has poured into me over the years. Her story — from her South Side roots to the White House and beyond — is a central part of the Obama Presidential Center.

I’ll say it before kick-off, the orange imbecile just called & jinxed the US men’s team… @ms.now

Release The Epstein Files #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles Release The Epstein Files #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles Release The Epstein Files #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles Epstein #Epstein Epstein #Epstein Epstein #Epstein Epstein #Epstein Epstein Cartoon by @lincolnproject.us

Talarico: It looks a lot more like professional wrestling, right? You've got these old guys lathered up in their fake tan, throwing cheesy nicknames at each other. And those nicknames, they don't lower the cost of groceries.

OCEANIA HAS ALWAYS BEEN VERY CLOSE TO A DEAL WITH EURASIA

OMG, I really love Ann Telnaes. She is a great political cartoonist and walked away from Bezos Post and she is now independent. I think she hit another one out of the park.. What do ya all think? I really love this one.

Been calling this out since Twitter was still twitter…. The wrasslin’ heel link to the orange imbecile was already there~ His cornpone acting was featured by the WWF…. Or E or other idiot La Lucha rip-off.

The director of Idiocracy got it wrong. The guy with the fingers should’ve been orange 🍊.

They’re getting in their licks before the Ellisons take over.

Props to CNN’s chyron writer:

Talarico: Here's what real men don't do. They don't lie and cheat their way through life. They don't sell their soul to the highest bidder. Real men serve others, weak men serve themselves. So I welcome this debate. I don't think Paxton or Cruz are in a position to tell anyone what a real man is.

Who knows what the President meant when he said he loves the inflation - but it's clear that inflation keeps getting worse, while he stays focused on anything but the cost of living.

This has to stop, Social Security is not theirs to cut. Simple truth, it’s not that hard to comprehend. #HandsOff 💙🍀

They literally met in the Situation Room to come up with a defense for the President of the United States raping children.

New data reveals that New World Screwworm, a severely dangerous flesh-eating maggot, is spreading throughout Texas. This comes months after Ken Paxton supported cutting Screwworm monitoring programs.

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If you’re “concerned” about Graham Platner, you probably have more in common w/ Susan Collins anyways… I get so sick of this ALWAYS undercutting the Dems bullshit… Susan Collins has spent decades lying to your face dumbasses… @ms.now

Seeing Fox Noise chyrons push white-nationalist bullshit constantly & realizing so many public spaces have that garbage running silently on their screens gives a real Marshall McCluhan rolling over in his grave vibe… @ms.now

Yes Donny, Susan Collins is a lying but concerned pig who has had her nose up Donald 🚽 tRump’s ass looking for truffles for a decade now… Time for Maine to say “that’ll do pig…” to Susan Collins & her fake assed “concerns”. @ms.now

Listening to the Couch-fncker on the idiot Jesse Watters’ show talking about Dems & “freaks” is peak MAGA cluelessness… they don’t know irony… it has to be total lack of self-awareness or high concept trolling… my bet is the former… @ms.now

The turnip’s “Freedom 250” concert is just gonna end up being 90 minutes of the orange imbecile dancing to his Spotify & ranting about Joe Biden… in front of empty stands~ or soldiers under orders to applaud. So much winning… @ms.now

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