It’s obvious~ the MAGA plan was to slime Bill Clinton w/ Epstein… Take a passing~ mostly professional philanthropic/ fundraising relationship w/ Clinton, who had a reputation based on EXTRAMARITAL AFFAIRS W/ ADULTS~ and tie it to a narrative folks like Trump had first hand experience with… @ms.now

I have kept several snakes who were more empathetic than Krusti Gnoem…. She not only shot a puppy in the face~ she bragged about it… She’s demonstrated her values… believe she’s as nasty as she acts. @nicollewallace.bsky.social

And this makes up 90% of Jesse Waters Fox Noise programming… At least he’s not yammering on about tanning his balls I guess..

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The White House press briefings have never been worth less than they are now… They have become almost entirely a pointless stream of Karo-lyin’s obnoxious lies interspersed with ass-kissing pseudo journalistic RW podcasters… And Fox Noise loses audience share every-time they carry them. @ms.now

Is Donny-John’s cotton-candy-comb-over getting even thinner?… The presidency takes a toll Donny… that line of hair plugs along your forehead is about exhausted. I’ve heard MRI’s can cause hair loss… it was probably from RFKjr~so do with it as you will~ @ms.now

Farming IS A business… trump IS A grifter… One thing grifters will often do, is exploit your morals/ethics/religion to ROB your business blind… and the birth rate for suckers has been unusually high… So… It tracks @katyturreport.bsky.social

I’m just surprised he didn’t do a little toddler dance of joy… Most likely because he knew people were already making fun of it… And you can always wonder if he ever has brief moments of clarity & gets unusually honest with himself….

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I find it amusing when folks who begin an interaction by criticizing a statement I’ve made, end it by “punishing” me w/ a mute when I couldn’t give a double-duty-defecation whether they were listening or not… Especially when narcissistic collapse combined w/ rhetorical illiteracy is a feature~

lol… when you’re retired, Saturday is just another day, and usually the worst day to go out and do something because the bigger the crowds the more likely you run into an asshole who thinks it’s Saturday & the world revolves around them today… And I got nothing better to do than call it out…

Not only has Petey pedo-pumper confessed his intent to war crimes, he has a history of pre-fessing to it too… He damned sure does not want to be under a criminal investigation for this~ He’s in trouble… And he has no physical core competency, if he did he wouldn’t be kicking those feet. @ms.now

I tell you why a lotta incumbent Republican Congresscritters are taking the early exit or retiring~ They know they’re gonna lose the majority. They know that there’s gonna be investigations. They know these aren’t gonna be Gomer Comer or Jimbo Yellow tie investigations… @ms.now

It’s probably because I’m a craftsman & a physical artist that creates things with my hands directly that I don’t really fear AI… And probably because I’m old too… But that doesn’t mean I don’t understand AI inside out & upside down… from ALICE to Grok… I just know what people really want… /1

Ahem… @stephruhle.bsky.social

Some men never grow out of the need for a participation prize I guess… The fake golf tournaments & faux organizations bestowing him special honors… point to a deeply damaged & needy psyche… You know who I’m referring to, and I never mentioned his name… kinda proves the perception… @ms.now

Epstein’s theory of Relativity…. @ms.now

Can you imagine a Democrat AG doing several daily TV hits on a single for profit commercial network, everyday~ including near daily appearances every morning on a talk show~ to spread partisan political propaganda & criticize the previous administration… like Spam Blondi? Neither can I… @ms.now

You can tell how worried Republicans are by how hard Fox Noise is flogging their latest dead horse scandal… So desperate for a distraction~ They’re trying to cook up a scandal in Minnesota… It’s failing to convince anyone but the abject moron at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave… @ms.now

Reposting this everyday until Pete Hagueseth faces justice for his crimes against humanity.

I prefer her to Talarico… I think she’s smarter.

I remember an old story about Brother Rabbit & the briar patch… Texas gets to keep its new gerrymander map… utilizing data from 2024… when the GOP over performed with Hispanics… Just before the turnip launched his unmasked hate campaign against Latin folks… What could go wrong in Tx?… @ms.now

Fox Noise has launched into code-red whataboutism today over boat strikes~ they dredged up 1989 Biden, first term Obama comments & actions in Fox’s typical comparing apples to gorillas outta context nonsense… That tells me they know this is bad…they know this one might leave a mark… @ms.now

I would definitely second this… Great, dark, dystopian & beautifully set & shot… I would definitely set this in my top 25 sci-fi. A tasty blend of SciFi & Noir that honors both.

Rand Paul tells me that he wants the full video of the Venezuelan boat strike released. “And I think if the public sees images of people clinging to boat debris and being blown up, I think that there is a chance that finally, the public will get interested enough in this to stop this.”

I can’t stand the sound of Spam Blondi’s voice anymore… It has a constant sneer, and she lies most of the time… it’s hard to equal her orange imbecile boss’ constant whine in it’s obnoxiousness, but her constant sneer does it… What a bitter obnoxious POS… @ms.now Pastel’s million mile stare…

What I was thinking… they’re generally pretty trumpy…

Well, Tom Cotton is a MAGA POS, he’s got a long history of partisan bullshit & outright lying… As soon as you said “differing interpretations…” I thought of Cotton… Before you even named him~I called “bullshit if it’s Cotton…” @ms.now It’s obvious that this looks bad… Cotton’s lying again.

Is it really just a coincidence that the same numbers reflect MAGA’s actual strength in America? They think they’re 70%… in truth they’re a wobbly 30%. Still too much~ but the silent majority will handle it when they get tired enough of dealing with it… it’s gonna be a classic slo-burn though.

Sean Hannity & Sen John Kennedy(no relationship to), La~ on Fox Noise at the same time… Fake Corn-pone & greasy poo-taine gravy overflowing everywhere & union cameramen thankful brain-flatulence is mostly odorless… @ms.now

PRO TIP: If you're going to lash out at reporters for questioning your stamina, don't fall asleep mid-rant.

The new Pentagon press corps~ @ms.now

It’s called a ‘petard’ Pete… @ms.now

So the orange imbecile is again claiming he’s reduced drug prices 500%, 600%, 700%… So, I’m waiting for the pharmaceutical companies to start paying me to take my heart & diabetes meds~ He’s a mathematical moron… it’s no surprise he doesn’t know anything about “affordability”… @ms.now

Reposting this everyday until Pete Hagueseth faces justice for his crimes against humanity.

The boats the regime is claiming are going from Venezuela to the US would need to refuel over 20 times to get to Miami. They are lying to us.

Of course it did… These people are conmen, they get offended on cue… what did you expect?

Just because Fox Noise calls something a “massive scandal” doesn’t even mean there’s a scandal there at all… They have a tendency to invent shit…

Hey republicans ~are you tired of this whiny orange POS constantly whining & passing the blame yet?… “Biden, Biden, Biden, Biden…” He’s a year in and still blaming Biden, after having claimed the credit for the November & December 2024 economic highs of Biden’s last months in office… @ms.now

It’s pretty obvious why the turnip doesn’t want Somalis in “his country”… Him & his daddy had the same ‘issues’ in their slum lord rental housing in the 70’s… they even got federally charged for it… @ms.now

As the orange idiot turnip attacks the entire Somali diaspora of Minnesota over allegations of fraud~ Let us not forget Donald John Trump’s long scammy life… he’s stolen more taxes than he ever paid, and then bragged that it meant he was “smart”… #Worldsmosteagerlyanticipatedobituary @ms.now

All Trump and his cronies know how to do is steal then lie about it.

As tragic as the attack on guardsmen in DC is~ You cannot overlook the fact that this administration is using guardsmen as a highly visible target, a symbol & extension of their authoritarian power… These targets getting attacked was always part of the plan… Blame lies w/ the planners. @ms.now

Demolishing the East Wing of the White House before finalizing plans for what will be built above its ruins is a near-perfect metaphor for Trump's approach to economic policy. The only difference is the wrecking crew doesn’t claim the rubble is evidence of unprecedented growth.

When you’re so dumb you leave a three-year long confession…. These folks think they’re untouchable… Not when we give them to The Hague… Ask Jack Smith…. 😃 @ms.now

I really do wish Red State America was smart enough to realize how lucky the US has been with its neighbors… They don’t travel enough & are too stupid to realize that the thing crossing our borders the most often is the local wildlife… @ms.now

Who is surprised that when asked a question he’s too stupid to answer, Donald Trump calls the person asking the question stupid… @ms.now All this MF-ing pedo DFer ever does is project his weaknesses onto others… He blames everything on Biden~

Generally, the American right doesn’t see the farther left as their enemy~ it’s the stable center that resists farther movement to the right. To the far right, the left is a tool they can scare the skittish right flank of the center with~ @ms.now

Sometimes I feel like a decade of teaching middle school just prepared me for the politics of this timeline… @ms.now