Fox Noise on the big couch doing a report on the avatar of toxic masculinity (Dana White) mocking toxic masculinity w/ a textbook example of toxic masculinity as if that should interest anyone w/ a mental pulse… In other important news, water remains damp to mostly wet… @ms.now

How funny~ Same day Fox Noise gets caught helping Krash Pastel’s FBI exploit a lawfare attack on Virginia’s Dem Senate Speaker~ Flappy Jowled Sean Hannity brings on congressional has been Jason Chaffetz to slander Obama by accusing him of improper legal actions as Prez… @ms.now

The way the idiots on Fox Noise are beating their chests over the turnip’s “win” in Indiana~ because he succeeded in ‘primary-ing’ incumbent Republicans out of office~ you’d think they already won the general… @ms.now Hoping hubris hits them like a MF-er in November.

Let’s see if I can play the Imbecile Turnip’s favorite game~ “If you’re not for shattering the knee-caps of rich guys named Donald to keep them from raping children ~ that means you’re FOR raping children…” Did I get that right? @nicollewallace.bsky.social

Is lil Marco wearing his clown shoes today? A pair of Florsheims 4 sizes too big…. @ms.now

So Steve Hilton’s “environmental policies” are to “save the environment” by opening up the exploitation of California’s public lands to more resource exploitation by his buddies… Got it… Typical Republican… expect he lies about Biden too. @ms.now

It may be against the law to threaten it… But it sure as hell is perfectly fuckin’ fine, and maybe even morally exemplary to wish for it… Can I get an Amen?

How did Joe Rogaine become the avatar of masculine insecurity?… Oh yeah… early 30’s. @ms.now

Donald t’Rump is too stupid to get that some words have meanings so specific in law that they are not “flexible” enough that he can turn criticism into a crime… The first amendment is THE FIRST amendment, it unambiguously states criticism of the government is protected above all rights. @ms.now

Remember when Donny t’Rump was gonna choose Iran’s next “Supreme Leader”? Do you really think that Iran is begging him for anything?… It’s not just a rich fantasy life~ HE LIES, constantly, compulsively. @ms.now Do you think these fools are finally figuring that out? That he’s a malignant clown?

It’s 2026, and Fox Noise is still running Ronald Dickhead Reagan’s “welfare queens” bullshit about food stamps in Minnesota… Because they’re tired. Old. And they lack any kind of creativity at all. So pathetic @ms.now

Always the most probable scenario.

We can help with that…

I’m pretty sure Jabba the Hut sucking on a silver dildo is the visual Sean Hannity is goin’ for on his “bro-cast” podcast thing. Has to be. @ms.now

GUARANTEE you, Donald t’Rump fell asleep during most of Charles’ speech… and the parts he didn’t sleep through went over his head. Someone will have to explain the parts he’s gonna be upset about to him… @ms.now

Looks like there’s plenty of sartorial pressure to make a red necktie the universal symbol of stupidity… Right alongside a red trucker cap. Nobody can say this imbecile hasn’t been easy to brand. @ms.now

Sean Hannity really needs to just haul his floppy jowl flabby never-was ass out to pasture… The podcast set is hilariously bad & he looks like Jabba the Hut sitting in that chair…

Kind of amusing that these clowns want Democrats to take responsibility for everything when these cucks & this administration never accepts responsibility for anything… Do the letters “F & O” have any meaning for y’all Republicans? @ms.now

Cartoonist: Dave Whamond

Karo-Lyin’ Leavitt is right that “crazed rhetoric” contributes to the hate against the orange imbecile~ But it’s all coming out of Donald t’Rump’s own mouth, and nobody can control it but him… @ms.now He’s spent his entire life blaming others for the consequences of his own acts… time to stop.

Folks jumping on to the orange imbecile’s ballroom “for security” ignoring the fact that security worked, nobody was seriously injured and that the Hilton already has “Presidential security measures” built in since the ‘80s… The “Imperial President” wants fealty events… @ms.now

Let’s be F’ing clear about this BS~ Nothing that ANY Democrat or journalist has said or will ever say or do generates as much HATE for the orange imbecile as the shit the orange imbecile says & does everyday HIMSELF… He’s passed on blame all his life… ~refuse to take it. @ms.now

They knew he was gonna bomb… so they saved him with some dinner theater instead… @ms.now

Donny t’Rump wants to make sure everyone knows his face plant on the WHCD stage was not him tripping, it was a tactical maneuver ordered by the SS… After-all what would it look like for him to trip after making so much fun, and so much political hay, for so long of that time that Biden tripped… /1

“As everyone knows, I’m an extraordinarily brilliant person…” Said NO extraordinarily brilliant person ever~ But it is something a con man would tell his marks~ @ms.now

Republicans ceded the high ground to Democrats decades ago… ‘cause they have long counted on Democrats to cede the gutters to Republicans… Long past time we refuse to cede anything to them… They need to have the shit kicked out of them no matter where they go. @ms.now

Karo”Lyin’” Leavitt projects Donald tRump’s DECADES LONG OBSERVED behaviors onto Iran’s leadership~ and tries to tell us it’s them not Donny F’ing this up cause he’s “winning everything”… He’s being owned in this deal & he has no clue what to do about that but beg them to pretend he won. @ms.now

lol… Mike Lawler hanging on “media talking points” and acting like he’s doing anything but repeating Donald Trump’s lies…. That’s all MAGA is~ tRump’s lies… @ms.now

Social Circle Ga voted for that 10000 bed facility ~ they just thought they were voting for it in someone else’s backyard. F’ them…. They are the avatars of republican voters… they don’t give a shit about anybody but themselves, so they elect a president just like them… @ms.now Then whine to us.

Let’s be honest about pissy Pete Hegseth Katy~ He’s not known for his depth~ The average 2B pencil line is at least 15 Hesgeth’s thick… @ms.now

JV Dance may be too wet behind his ears to figure prominently in the Epstein Files, true… But you know he’s gonna be all over the Ottoman Files like a chalky stain… Say thank you… @ms.now

The mark of genius is the gift of critical thinking… The ability to see the difference between what you know, what you think, and what you believe… there is definitely a difference. The goal is to make the first balloon larger, because it always starts out dwarfed by the delusions in the last~

If I wanted someone to make a deal very badly, Donald Trump is one who definitely comes to mind… he’s terrible. He’s so obnoxious, people raise their prices just because they have to deal with him. It’s all in the punctuation. He makes deals badly. @ms.now

He..took…credit…

Except for leaving out all the Russian special education sparrow program honeypot school classes she took as child in shit-hole country…

Who else thought Melania’s; “I have never had relations with Mr Epstein~” Sounded a lot like Bill Clinton’s; “I have never had sexual relations with that woman, Ms Lewinsky~” I don’t think she intentionally plagiarizes all her major speeches…. But wow… @ms.now

I’m no more rude to any religion than religion is to me… If it’s a religion based in rudeness, it becomes self evident really quick. I actually adore practicing Christians, it’s all you other pushy hateful assholes that give them a bad name.

Why do Greg Gutfeld & Jesse Watters always sound like whiny old queens?… I know they’re supposed to be modeling ‘alpha males’ ~ but I don’t think either of these arrested adolescent imbeciles actually know one… It’s especially vexing w/their multiple daily antipathy attacks towards 🏳️‍🌈… @ms.now

Of things I am thankful for, my undergraduate education was completed at a liberal arts college… That means I had to achieve a basic core education that included math, science, history & the humanities… core competencies to function in an ever-evolving multidisciplinary workplace. Future-proofing.

Vance, Witkoff & Kushner to go to Pakistan to negotiate w/ Iran… Guess Larry, Curly & Moe were busy… @ms.now *ignore the alt text… sometimes I’m a smart 🫏 ….

Beauty

"Iran becomes the first Middle Eastern regime to withstand a combined attempt at regime change from Israel and the United States. This demonstration will be noted in Riyadh and all of the other capitals in the region." Tired of winning yet?

You could have had free healthcare this entire time. The money was always there. Israelis have free healthcare and you don’t.

Let’s get this straight~ Netanyahu got pissed that tRump closed his Iranian shooting gallery, so he took it out on Lebanon… If Trump wants an end to all the mid-east problems, he needs to dump a bunker buster in Netanyahu’s lap… He’s been a shit-disturber for 3 decades. @ms.now

The #TACO saw it’s shadow, and retreated… Two more weeks of bloviation… Don’t you hate trying to guess the weather this time of year? @ms.now @arimelber.bsky.social

Just Blow shit up & take all the oil & money…. If you ever played World of Warcraft, you know who this bloviating idiot is… and not even the Horde is ever gonna let him lead because he’s OBVIOUSLY UNFIT!!!… But IRL… MAGA = wyrm cult… @ms.now

If you’re looking for the early signs of a TACO Tuesday script, keep your eye on Fox Noise~ They will be the lead propaganda outlet for the turnip’s admin… Right now, they’re claiming “heated negotiations…” @ms.now