Owen Thiele (Anton from ADULTS) was in the Shoppers by my house when I was shopping for discount Valentine's candy, he's very tall and seems very nice!

paused the movie to make sure Harley saw the video of the day, we watched it thrice

I got to see a secret test screening of NIRVANNA THE BAND THE SHOW THE MOVIE a while back and I said that the ending didn't quite hit the emotional beats in Act 3, very proud to say they changed the end of Act 3 pretty sure it's because of me

str8 ppl walk 2 slow

What if I do the wordiest double feature and see NIRVANNA THE BAND THE SHOW THE MOVIE and GOOD LUCK HAVE FUN DON'T DIE tonight?

my wife: we have to wear what we died in for eternity!? st. peter: that’s right me: [from the back end of our horse costume] what’d he say

Suburban wine moms will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a concentration camp" and then very effectively firebomb a concentration camp

Guillotines are the moderate solution

socrates: the unexamined life is not worth living me, examining life: well this sucks

too much rise and grind not enough fries and kind, yes I know they added drafts

In France a Peeping Tom is called a Jean Luc Peek Hard

A dresser inside a museum in New York City has been discovered as a secret stop on the Underground Railroad — the first of its kind discovered in Manhattan in over 100 years

Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this

Helpful meme

bad news good news: I am posting more on LinkedIn to try find a job, but it is all anti-AI

voice on tape: HELLO DIPSHIT you: oh no. i got captured by Mean Jigsaw voice: DO YOU WANT TO PLAY A GAME. OR ARE YOU TOO BUSY BEING POOR you: Mean Jigsaw stop

And speaking of Toronto playing itself in media -- I also really can't recommend Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie enough this week. An absolute delight of a film, packed with humour, heart & more Canadiana than you can shake a BeaverTail at. 🇨🇦 You'll never look at the CN Tower the same way!

"slap in the face" in quotes is so funny, like he needed to make clear it wasn't a literal slap in the country's face

i've found it, the worst possible job posting for "writer" in 2026

This is Link’s brother… Rink

Wait, THIS is young Anton Chekhov? This? Good lord. Let that gun go off, daddy

Maybe it's time I make up for my sins of yore and make a halfling rogue who had a great childhood and whose parents are still alive. They're so good at sneaking because they played so much hide and seek with their many beloved siblings. Their cool face scar is from running into a barn accidentally.

sabrina carpenter singing islands in the stream w the muppets has healed me in ways i did not know i needed

If you haven't watched The Muppet Show special yet (what are you doing???), Sabrina Carpenter's Manchild performance is currently on my "rewatch at least once a day" cycle youtu.be/bmeUGC0iOCg?...

Universal Basic Omelet is the cornerstone of society.

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

"Oh good, is there a sports ball happening?" - guy who loves seeing athletes wearing tuxedos and floor-length gowns

i can't stop thinking about how funny this is

up late hitting the penjamin danklin

Sometimes all you need is a muscular man with a pride neck tattoo to tell you to take care of yourself

What's up Wednesday, today I've got a fitness consultation at my gym so I can find out what I've been doing wrong for 4 months! I might also try to finish a little something about AI gen content and how it's useless. Unfortunately it's gonna go on LinkedIn. Have a good one, enjoy the sun!

child letting the teacher know they just shit their pants vibes

What's up Tuesday, I got a lot of stuff started yesterday and I'm gonna do my best to keep that up today. We're also gonna take advantage of cheap Tuesdays to see Iron Lung and then I might hang around for Send Help or something else. Also if anyone has any freelancing advice, I'd love to hear it!

Obviously watching The Pitt every week, but we're also starting St. Denis Medical as a kind of partner piece. I feel a little insane but I'm having a good time nonetheless

🚨 There's a NEW item on the Dropout Store! A reminder from Brennan: laws are threats created by a dominant socio-economic group. And what better way to remember this, than on a t-shirt to wear close to the chest.

The groundhog has seen its shadow - HBO Max will be renamed again in six weeks

Ashley Padilla is going to be one of the greats, this sketch is gonna be remembered for a long time for how accurate it is to this year, and also it's just very funny! Give it a watch

Good morning! I somehow missed that Improv 1 starts next month, so today I'm gonna apply for a visitor's visa and spend some time updating my portfolio website and resume.

Good night gang, I spent most of February 1st absolutely crying my eyes out, let's try again tomorrow!

I've been trying so hard to find anything for the last 7 months. I will do anything to let me stay here. Please. I know a lot of people are going through a lot worse, but I'm feeling pretty hopeless and I don't know what else to do. I'm a much better writer and editor than any AI. josshendren.com

If I can't find a job in Toronto in the next month or so that's willing to sponsor me to stay in Canada, I'm gonna have to leave this city I've fallen in love with, the man I've loved for nearly 6 years, and our incredible cat behind to move back home.

Craziest reveal so far is that Elon Musk might not be an Epstein pedophile, but only because all the other pedophiles couldn't fucking deal with him

actual soup nazis

I am excited to read my new free digital copy of Melania: Devourer of Men!

WWE is great for my favorite long-running joke - loudly booing a man until he takes his shirt off and declaring "ok he makes some good points, let's hear him out"

I don't care for auto-flush toilets, they shouldn't be that eager

more like aj out of styles

May you feel as much joy today as the bouncer in this video.

SCTV is on Internet Archive if you'd like to enjoy the early work of Catherine O'Hara and her fellow sketch comedy gods. S1: archive.org/details/sctv... S2: archive.org/details/sctv... S3: archive.org/details/19-m... S4-5: archive.org/details/66-s... S6 + Cinemax: archive.org/details/sctv... #TVSky

Ordered maple gochujang wings at the bar for Royal Rumble