Nobody could have imagined the future world that would find this funny and why

IDK why but still for me one of the weirder moments in terms of "things I didn't know that confused me to learn" is that there's lyrics for Hail to the Chief.

✨🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🐈‍⬛🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✨ chaos unleashed in record time 🔗👇

I Was Reborn In Another World With Mecha But Unfortunately For Them I Know What A Tank Is

Rucksack Battles is coming back?!?

It’s official: EA is going private. The leveraged buyout will be financed by a staggering $20 billion of debt, which likely means some *aggressive* cost cutting is ahead for EA in the coming months and years. www.businesswire.com/news/home/20...

Olamide Zaccheaus went for the jumping celebration with DJ Moore who didn't see him 😭🤣

Experimental Post: Wiggler Wednesday I have compiled a collection of obscure facts about Wiggler in Super Mario 64.

The reason I'm on bluesky and not twitter is that if I'm gonna post on a platform full of people who don't understand jokes, I'd prefer that they not also hate minorities and poor people

Wait, what happened. I thought we were doing a civil war to eradicate the ideology of the shooter. What haaaaaaaaappened

Yes that's correct. This is a photograph of a perfectly standard head stamp.

Some MAGA whacko on chans: This is the Trantifa agenda inscribed right here on the bullet case! It says "L C O 1 0" which means "let's change our penis (the number 1 symbol) to a vagina (the number 0 symbol) and the (+) is them talking about children's surgery!!1!" Editors: "Makes sense, run it."

Imagine being such a piece of shit that more people are mourning a Japanese race horse that lost every single race over you.

the best thing about weed is that it's free. the second best thing about weed is that you can use it to travel through different dimensions to arrive at a version of your living room that is slightly scarier than usual. sort of like the end of the movie 2001

In Super Mario Odyssey, kicking things is Mario's highest priority, overriding all other actions. If a kickable object, such as a football, is thrown at Mario while he is asleep, he will momentarily wake up just to kick it before instantly going back to sleep.

mask, help card, amstrad cpc (1987) www.mobygames.com/game/48867/m...

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Just a reminder to check for your name in this list of books that OpenAI trained from. If your name is there, they probably owe you several thousand dollars. OpenAI cried that if everyone eligible author files, the company will go bankrupt, so I'm alerting every author I have ever spoken to.

many of you

PaRappa the Rapper (1996) Had to re-render this one in the newer video style as the old upload was pretty janky. Plus, PaRappa is always a classic! #PlayStation #PS1 #PSone #NanaOn-Sha #MasayaMatsuura #RodneyGreenblat #PaRappa

Just remembered that part of the Alex Jones lore is that he forgot things because he ate chili.

Chainsaw Man is a story about the perils of becoming important at work

I’m learning that folks are identifying real life people who are most likely Roger from American Dad wearing a costume. I’d like to contribute: Charlie Sheen was obviously Roger. Will Smith is possible. I hate to say it but Casey Anthony was probably Roger too

Hey guys, quick poll: Like and repost this if you think Gen AI sucks and should be destroyed. Comment “I’m a dipshit that hates my planet” if you think Gen AI is good.

It's like the man is allergic to humor.

Nostalgia is a toxic impulse but also I miss the time when tech trends were things like "let's put everything in a translucent colored plastic case" instead of "let's add software to everything that lies and also accelerates climate change"

hey, don't do this. i've had to help recover a steam account before and your purchase history is one of their forms of account ownership verification.

Stephen Miller Tears Up As Son Says First 14 Words

Don’t. Do not. Do literally anything other than this. See a licensed therapist. Get a plant. Volunteer at an animal shelter. Shitpost 24 hours a day on Bluesky. Anything but this.

Spotify sucks. Like, this isn't even the first super scummy thing they've done. I highly recommend Liz Pelly's book Mood Machine: The Rise of Spotify and the Costs of the Perfect Playlist for more details, especially the chapter "The Conquest of Chill", which is tangentially related to this.

They love each other. Ain’t he been through enough

Trans is Beautiful #Trans #TransRights

setting up a weekly Cancel Club, where we schedule a two hour meeting and then an hour before all say “actually, it seems like maybe we should skip this week” every week

As a reminder, when trans women got together to create an all-trans women team and then played against another all-trans women team, the usual suspects complained because that day the field could have been made available to "normal" people.

In Super Mario Bros., the first vertical lift platform in World 6-3 does not have a fixed range like it may seem at first. Instead, it slowly keeps increasing its range, so that keeping Mario on the platform will eventually result in his death.

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This is going around for some reason, just gonna point out that many studies have been done about porn addiction, held by researchers who believed in porn addiction, only to find that porn addiction is not real and never was. Turns out it was religion. www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/wome...

"It’s time to just accept that some people like having sex with kids and focus on the fantastic things we’re doing to win back the respect of the world." — Donald Trump theonion.com/trump-urges-...

Kellogg's NYC (2016-2019): In an effort to revive slumping sales, Kellogg's opened a hip, New York City cereal bar, first in Times Square, then moving to Union Square. It featured a myriad of cereals and toppings, with a menu created by Christina Tosi of Milk Bar fame.

Covid vax acquired. Fuck RFK Jr., fuck this administration.

to pass the ska test, a game must have at least one ska song on the soundtrack

Splatoon 3 passes the ska test

Things I can say about the weather, and all my friends: It should be illegal to be this hot.

elon hurling pedophilia accusations at people is like watching someone throw firecrackers from a pool filled with gasoline