Dang. Heated Rivalry is so smutty it even makes tuna melt

at first i was like 😞🙁🌧️ but then i was like 😊😀🌈 (inspo: group chat whilst watching ofmd s1 ep 3)

i may have made a few in my time www.redbubble.com/people/xray-...

One year ago. Missing the glorious fun of being around my pirate pals...

STOP. this is a selfie checkpoint. you must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.

I did so many cute gay haircuts today and had such nice clients and for once I feel like I might actually be doing the right thing with my life 😭😭😭

I really need to sell a lot of the market art that I've made so that I can move on to something new, and so I can reduce my debt some.(To be able to make that move) I'll be posting stuff in the next couple days on @blackwidowart.bsky.social I would be really love if I could get more eyes on it.

Hello! Just a reminder that I have multiple free cross stitch OFMD patterns on my Kofi! Mostly crew patterns (one Stede), varying difficulty. If you are UK crew and would like to try cross stitch but can't afford supplies I will also happily send you some by post 🧵🪡💜 ko-fi.com/thesearethek...

Okay people, let’s hype this up and make sure the streamers know we want more! Our beloved captain @david-jenkins.bsky.social is still onboard! 🏴‍☠️💜✨ #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd #AdoptOurCrew

The idea that you have to “afford fandom” is just… That feels akin to saying you have to write or draw or be a BNF or post a bunch to be part of the fandom. Fandom is loving the thing the fandom is based on and built around. Fandom is FREE. Fandom is community.

I love checking in on the OFMD fandom and finding that we're still here, making our silly memes and dreaming about gay pirates kissing. 🥰

And for the ever-wonderful tealoranges crew:

Sometimes when people ask me why I’m wearing a mask I say I’m traveling or have some important thing soon and can’t afford to get sick and miss it and that’s pretty much always true but I think it would be nice if it were more normalized to just say “I don’t want to get sick” and leave it at that

Lucius: hey Pete Pete: whats up babe Lucius: where does Zheng keep her armies Pete: where DOES Zheng keep her armies Lucius: up her sleevies Pete: . . . . . . . . . . .

Portland Frog Exodus 8 stickers are here! willburrows.art/shop

Now we must abolish ICE.

I wish Mom had lived to see this. She would have loved it.

“tom homan is a bitch” is a winning message

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

Oops I just drank caffeinated tea at 8 PM.... 💀💀💀

I love giving gay people gay little haircuts. That is all.

genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died

Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."

Universe, please send me people who want fruity little mullets. They are so fun to cut.

ofmd fanart I love you I LOVE you

We should be asking this c o n s t a n t l y.

Two weeks into my course and I think I really like being a barber. This life change, too, is because of OFMD. I've been writing (for years and never managing to finish) a modern AU wherein Jim is a barber and I started thinking, "Hmmm. That sounds quite cool..."

Current management's gotta go. Who's with me?

if you’re cis, you probably don’t even know who miss major was and that sucks for you. you’re missing out. it sucks for all of us that she’s gone. her work actually *does* need to be continued. especially right now. you should help make that happen.

I have now cut the hair of 3 actual humans. How is this allowed? Who let this happen? ✂️💈

I WILL MAKE YOU THE FLESHY BOY YOU DESIRE

Went here and everyone knew you.

Went here and everyone knew you.

Get you an enby grief therapist who has an Andrea Gibson quote on their website. (Very excited to work with the person I just had an initial consult with this afternoon.)

hey sluts let’s take care of the elders we’re lucky enough to have!!! 💖💖

"obsession?" "is that not what they call it, when two men can think of nothing but each other?" my full piece for @ofszine.bsky.social! based on my favorite scene from peter darling by @essaychant.bsky.social 🧚🗡️ thank you for having me! #art #peterdarling #fanzine

Seabird, seabird, fly home.

hey, cis people. we need you to call every single elected official you've got, now.

Are pirate pals planning to meet up at ECCC 2026? Contemplating whether I should save up for tickets...

Well don't I feel stupid

oh yeah, happy autumnal equinox my northern hemisphere friendos btw😌🍁🍂🎃

You know how hard it is to find someone doing something original out here? It's impossible, man. And here you come with your library, and your fancy quarters, and you secret little closet full of frilly shirts and s u m m e r l i n e n s.

Hey crew, I thought I'd give a little OFMD fandom fundraiser update after Lis shared the extra #YWMLP donations... $383,384.05 since 2022! You guys are amazing! We still have some in-progress and upcoming ones too, so we may still hit $400k this year! 1/2

Chiitan loves all transgender people. I've received a lot of criticism for expressing my support, but what's more important is that all transgender people live happy lives. Blue Sky cannot display long posts, so please read this post if you'd like. love you all 🤍 ↓ www.instagram.com/reel/C9qppva...