I can say I'm old. I can complain daily about my busted decrepit carcass and that everything hurts all the time. You however are not allowed to call me old

Billionaire philanthropist Bruce Wayne was seen at a local Sunoco station gassing up what appeared to be the Batmobile. paletteswap.site/dif...

After weeks of playing an open-world game, a key game mechanic was discovered a little too late. paletteswap.site/dif...

I had a lot of fun with Quartet, I’m ready to start a second run with these new options!

Vermeer’s Girl With The Pearl Earring will be shown in Osaka, later this year, and the press conference was as Japanese as you’d expect #Vermeer

The streamer’s attempt to entertain his audience ended up having the opposite effect. paletteswap.site/dif...

Here's a pup who seems to be on the fence about something haha no but seriously someone help her. 13/10

Some customers reported getting lost too easily, while just as many were thrilled with their shopping experience. paletteswap.site/dif...

Proposal for a PROUN street celebration, by El Lissitzky, 1923

Oilers fans furious that play they admit was a goal was called a goal

What an utterly disappointing way to lose a hockey game. And the game started so well! #Oilers #NHLPlayoffs

this account is run by a human at NASA JPL who only posts real images with their receipts. it only has 11k followers compared to the 200k the ai slop space account has

Hey Oilers, take a bit of time-honoured Canadian advice and keep your stick on the ice #Oilers #NHLPlayoffs

You know how in a library no one’s trying to sell you anything? That’s how the internet was.

Made good use of the ‘extra’ hour of daylight I got from the time change and finally took down my Christmas tree 😅 #BetterLateThanNever

To Slay the Great Regurgitator

2025 is 100% complete. Thank you all so much for following, and I hope you have a nice 2026!

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Heroic Dog Saves Family Of 5 From Herb-Roasted Chicken https://theonion.com/heroic-dog-saves-family-of-5-from-herb-roasted-chicken/

An early defeat this year - I lost #Whamageddon at 4:01 PM on December 3rd thanks to an Instagram meme 😨

Rogue Scientist Has Own Scientific Method https://theonion.com/rogue-scientist-has-own-scientific-method-1819568501/

REPORT: Princess Peach’s New Album, “Life of a Toadgirl” Features Track Entitled “Pipe” That Describes Mario’s Penis in Excruciating Detail.

yeah they're guys who like a cartoon frog and hate minorities. they think the president should be more racist. it's spelled groyper. no mom i don't know these guys.

Since a lot of people are making bad-faith arguments without all the facts, I'll take this time to clear the air. The only reason that I was best friends with Kefka is because I was an informant for the Returners

A thing you find out quickly after starting Silksong is that Silksong herself controls quite differently to how Hollow Knight from Hollow Knight controlled

Pedestrian walking in road because cyclist riding on sidewalk because car parked in bike lane

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Moment Of Silence Followed By Hot Dog Race

It's got enough room for me & the whole squad ⚔️

Stanley Cup, Shmanley Cup. Here are the REAL winners in the NHL ... @theonion.com

If a human told you things that were correct 80% of the time but claimed, flat out, with absolute confidence, that they were correct 100% of the time, you would dislike them & never trust a word they say. All I'm really suggesting is for people to treat chatbots with that same distrust & antagonism.

Well that was a heartbreaking game 💔 #Oilers #NHLPlayoffs

My main advice to the Edmonton Oilers right now is that in the third period they should try to score four more goals than the other team.

Well that was a disappointing game. The #Oilers found their fire a little too late this game… hopefully not too late to win the Cup #LetsGoOilers #NHLPlayoffs

Now that was a sweet win! Two more games and the cup is coming back! #Oilers #LetsGoOilers #NHLPlayoffs

So close to a regulation win! I hope the Oilers can wrap this up ASAP #Oilers #NHLPlayoffs

Google and Meta search both report that Cape Breton Island has its own time zone 12 minutes ahead of mainland Nova Scotia time because they are both drawing that information from a Beaverton article I wrote in 2024

One game down, three to go! #Oilers #NHLPlayoffs #LetsGoOilers

Rematch with Florida incoming! Well done Oilers! #Oilers #NHLPlayoffs #LetsGoOilers

Wow, talk about fighting right to the end! #Jets #NHLPlayoffs

As a born and raised Caper, this fact about Cape Breton is correct

Looks like they listened to me! 🤣 Looking forward to Sunday, and hoping this is the start of a decent run for the cup #Oilers #NHLPlayoffs