I remember when sky didn’t exist and Manchester United used to play regularly at 3pm on a Saturday afternoon.

Doesn’t add up. CPR was clearly administered as evidenced by 911 audio. These asswipes need to explain why the 1 month drama was allowed if he’s so perky and now in rehab. But Oval Flatulator Felon and TDS MAGAts are averse to the truth. Evil and vile and that’s the TRUTH! #MidtermsAreComing!🇺🇸🦅🗽

Popular with the GOP.

If I were Thomas Massie, I’d want more than this.

Because he has a platinum level insurance plan. He can have three weeks of in-patient physical therapy instead of being discharged to a nursing home or his own home like we would be.

Hospitalized for a month for falling down and having a mild case of pneumonia. Now he's been moved to a rehab center.

Mitch Mcconnell and Lindsey Graham?

Nice try, senator, but we still haven't forgotten about the Epstein Files.

Ok, enough. Lindsey is dead. So sad. On to more important things. www.npca.org/articles/114...

For all the ‘manosphere’ has to offer (only hatred), I’m grateful that we have such wonderful young sportsmen around today who are shining as role models for young boys and men. Sinner, Bellingham and Haaland to name just a few.

I guess Lindsey Graham will be talking to his old friend Mitch McConnell for more than 20 minutes today.

Mitch McConnell's statement today on the passing of his colleague Lindsey Graham: . . . . . .

“Let there never be any confusion over the choice Lindsey Graham made. He chose Trump over his friend. He chose Trump over his country. He chose Trump over his duty. He chose Trump over his oath.” —Steve Schmidt

Mildred Cohn was born 113 years ago today! She was an absolute genius at the use of NMR technology to plumb the secrets of how molecules are structured, and where atoms move during reactions, with her ATP studies in particular garnering international recognition. tinyurl.com/3xn9hhs2 #WomenInSTEM

Well, that makes sense.

Ok this is a little funny…

1/ COWAN HAS BEEN FOUND! ❤️ Cowan is a dog that went missing in Cades Cove. "After an incredibly long, emotional week, Cowan is finally home. We found him at the Townsend Wye as the river was rapidly rising from the thunderstorms. He is exhausted, underweight, and will be receiving veterinary care

Full interview and more from MeidasTouch here: www.youtube.com/live/YRS5_2v...

Wilson: I guarantee you there are 10 reporters in D.C. right now who know exactly what Mitch McConnell’s medical status is. They’re not reporting it.  If I’m Beshear, brother, just declare the election. And if they want to prove that Mitch McConnell is alive and well, go do it.

For some reason Mitch McConnell has nothing to say about Lindsey Graham's passing.

Young Americans David Bowie youtu.be/iO6OvHxD_m8?... 🎧

The Monarch butterfly 🦋 migration is one of the longest-multi-generational insect migrations on our planet. Every fourth generation lives 8 times longer They are the ones that make the 3,000-mile migration to the oyamel fir forests in central Mexico (or the California coast)

Something to Consider😊…. “Unlike McConnell, at least Lindsey Graham has the integrity to admit when he’s dead.”

OMG...HILARIOUS

"Some [people] improve the world only by leaving it." ~ Oscar Wilde

Night ✨ has fallen upon NYC 🇺🇸

I'm packing up the house and finishing up Shrinking season 3 and this is the most heartwarming show and I just want Harrison Ford to tell me how to fix my problems in exchange for candy. I've cried like three times today, this show is delightful.

Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell both expiring is a rare bright spot.

The entire cast of the Mary Tyler Moore show is now dead and that should not have been allowed to happen.

Alternative movie poster of the day 🎥😍 The Last Starfighter (1984) By Paul Shipper

Wake yo high yella ass up, there’s no time to be sad today bitch!!! Lindsey Graham is dead and I’m hungry as shit. (Picture was literally taken this morning)

I missed #caturday yesterday because I was working but everybody LOOK AT MY CAT OMG he's the regalest of regal one-braincell oranges to ever orange.

"Lindsey Graham was a lonely and unprincipled man who betrayed his country for power and his decency for attention." Imagine this as your eulogy ... and it's all true. steveschmidt.substack.com/p/lindsey-kn...

He’s in rigor tortoise.

And now the Cheshire Cat - real name Prince - has also appeared. Look at his eyeliner! Maybe it’s the ghost of Marvin that’s attracting them?! But it’s more likely the fact my sister feeds them kibble… 😻 😹😹😹

Tough enough to run into burning buildings,but Pilates? Turns out strength isn’t just about lifting heavy! It’s about control, balance & flexibility too Huge respect to these firefighters for stepping outside their comfort zone & embracing Pilates #Firefighters #Pilates #SheShed #ViVaHerAlliance

Some people had suggested my land use piece was so obvious that it didn’t need to be written. Who’s actually worried about how much land data centers are using? But now we get this in the WSJ with a subtitle implying that land used by data centers is actually seriously threatening American farmland.

Cat burglar

The neighbor's dog that came up during 4th of July and refused to leave because we were the only spot not drunk shouting and shooting fireworks and guns is now here daily. He was looking starved, could see his ribs and head was out of proportion to body, so bought a big bag of dog feed and give him

Jen Psaki reads Democracy Docket. Shouldn't you? www.democracydocket.com

“Patriarchy gives us different ... standards for men and women. I mean, does anyone think a woman with no political experience, tattoos and a history of alcohol abuse who said dumb things on the internet would be able to raise tens of millions of dollars and become a major party Senate candidate?"

Trump on Lindsey Graham’s death: “This is a big blow to the Save America Act.” Spoken like a true sociopathic, malignant narcissist.

LA Dodgers Mookie Betts & Kike Hernandez are skipping the White House visit… so of course Fox chuckleheads are attacking them and doing some major coping 👇🏽

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