I’m reading your posts at 1.5x speed.

Humanity: still worth saving.

kfc in my small town has started halving their chicken breasts and selling it as a 2-piece. Multiple people have brought this up to me in the past week. It is quite literally the talk of the town. Someone called into the radio station about it and said it should be burned down with the owner inside

I made a popular post and got a bunch of followers so stay tuned as i think up something filthy and gut-wrenching to post to separate the wheat from the chaff.

You might be wondering right now: 'wait what? Why would our government do that? That's so against everything Canadian and what they said they'd stand for?' In the below two articles is why. And it isn't good... (1/2) Below, how Trump seeks to infect governments from within via influence #CDNpoli

"The AI-using artist forfeits their status as creator and becomes a buyer. They stand in front of the vending machine, pay it money and push some buttons, then put their name on the trinkets they wish they made." test-obituary.ghost.io/test-obituar...

I like the sheer convenience of Google. Incorrect hours of operation for literally any local business. At your fingertips!

We're talking about the lives of 95 million people here as if it's something he can play with. If nothing is done about this fucking evil cunt he's going to take as much of the world's resources as we let him. He needs stopped, and it needs to be done now.

These Easter jokes about oral sex leave a bad taste in my mouth.

My doctor is saying now that I may actually be genetic.

Kick all their bases out of every country everywhere. www.npr.org/2026/04/03/n...

“I was bored in Winnipeg, too.” “I said born.”

People. At the post office. Don’t stop till you get enough.

Guys. How do you know if you’re actually a cat or not?

I have never understood that old saying: “Age is just a nubber.”

In shocking news, turns out spending every day of the last 15 months being as big an asshole to everyone as you could just because you thought you could does not lead to them wanting to get punched in the face for you during yet another fight you started for no reason

Get rid of the Strait of Hormuz bike lane.

Hey babe, let’s finish this box of wine and open each other's straits

Listening to the NYT The Daily podcast. They’re “analyzing” Israel’s attacks on Lebanon and what they are saying is complete bullshit.

My goal for this week is for my brain to be awake by Wednesday. End of the day Wednesday.

Probably changing my name to Angor Dintelpoot.

Probably changing my name to Ganzy Dinkerton.

You guys. The soup I made for supper. OMG.

Seems like a bad reason

People on awards shows don't "make it political." The world is political. Our lives are political. Our choices are political. The only decision is whether to acknowledge it.

To put it another way, the goal of this war, according to the US and Israel, is to commit (more) genocide.

Probably changing my name to Blort Durpnick.

The fascists will not stop and are only going to get more violent. The Democrats have betrayed us. It’s on us to stop this. We have to carry out a general strike and boycott even if we’re not ready. We have to kill this system before it kills us. jaredyatessexton.substack.com/p/shut-it-down

I’ve noticed a worrying trend in this country lately where I don’t have money.

Cat Achieves Lifelong Dream of Knocking Thing Off Table #caturday #cats #kittens #fakeheadlines

If we made the green energy transition this war would be unthinkable and these authoritarians wouldn’t be in power — not in the US, not in Iran, not in Saudi Arabia, not in Russia. Hydrocarbons are killing our freedom and just plain killing us.

Is not tomorrow, boy, the ides of March?

Probably changing my name to Oltney Gropt.

Probably changing my name to Yoop Badorba.

If you can murder why not steal?

Ford has a wannabe little bro out here in N.S. trying on all the same shit from the same anti-democratic playbook.

the proud boys' lawyer thinks he redacted the email addresses of the over 2000 people who donated to the fundraiser for the lawsuit, but here's the thing: no he did not lol

N.S. Premier Houston’s killing of the Coastal Protection Act was a “failure of leadership,” and a “failure” to have “a backbone.” Or maybe a selectively soft backbone that bends, like his knees, before wealthy developers and powerful industrial interests?

Does Billie Eilish really look like that?

I’ve never considered myself organic.

A group of grade 7 and 8 boys were gathered in my classroom today, horsing around. One of them farted and they started accusing each other of being the culprit. When they tried to pin it on me, I hit them with “Qallunaat (white people) don’t fart.” Well, there was an uproar.

Last month's total #Arctic sea ice volume still averaged the 2nd lowest on record for the month of February... More at zacklabe.com/arctic-sea-i...

While everything else suffers deep cuts. If he wants to help the North they have a critical need for access to food housing and healthcare www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

The cost of my reporting stared me in the face last week, when two Nazis showed up to try to intimidate me for my journalism on a private night out. But that’s far from the only fallout of my latest investigation. I took a few days, watching the reaction -- and now I’ve got much more to share:

so it turns out if you shoot missiles at the country that controls The Straight Where We Ship Everything, it becomes very expensive to ship everything. Follow me for more hard-hitting geopolitical insights.

There is no way for us to fix what the fuck is wrong if we do not have the guts to face the truth.

NYT podcast on the bombing of the girls school in Iran. Upside: thy establishment through careful examination of facts that it could only have been the US military who did it. Downside: with ZERO evidence, they repeatedly call it a mistake.

Interesting to see so many “experts” on here all of a sudden 🤔. A week ago most of you had never even heard of oil

The Liberal government just voted down Bill C-233, which would have regulated arms exports to the United States, including those that are resold to Israel. They opposed the bill because they are afraid of upsetting their masters in Washington. www.readthemaple.com/liberals-fea...