The correct pronunciation of "wet dream" rhymes with "requiem."

Carney is turning into the worst PM of my lifetime. www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

I try to be careful with the word "divisive," because I know it gets used as part of a really annoying brand of bothsidesism.

Authoritarianism is fucking exhausting.

Ban all trade, travel, and financial transactions with Israel, freeze assets, expel diplomats, and suspend Israel from the UN General Assembly now.

If unions didn't work, owners wouldn't spend ungodly sums to make sure their shops aren't unionized.

our study found that 1% of the country could be described as "filthy stinking rich" and fully 80% could be described as "filthy" "stinking" or "rich" or any two out of the three, thus putting paid to trumped-up claims of wealth inequality

In Canada, voluntary assisted dying laws have effectively become a pathway for desperate disabled people to escape the poverty and state violence inflicted on them by their government's refusal to provide social supports. This isn't hypothetical, it's predictable.

Worth paying attention to the evolution of climate denial Carney is innovating here. First wave: deny climate change is real Second wave: admit it’s real, but downplay its significance or ability to address it Third wave: reframe fossil fuels as a climate solution

College administrators who embrace AI and shill for these corporate vampires are abetting techno-fascism and destroying the real value of an education. Students are booing these speakers because they know these people are the enemies of their future.

I'm thinking about building a time machine last year

My lawyer just dropped his briefcase and a yo-yo fell out

Feeling sad about all the lonely MILFs in my area

Just because Mark Carney's not Pierre Poilievre doesn't mean he's not LIKE Pierre Poilievre.

If Pierre Poilievre was doing this, there’d be widespread yelling but it’s Mark Carney so 🤷🏼‍♂️ Again, having regions of Canada without clean drinking water for people is *a national embarrassment* 😡

Ontario police are using spyware that lets them remotely take over your smartphone. They’re fighting to keep almost everything about it secret www.thestar.com/gift-redeem?...

Good point 🎸

White man raised under Apartheid brags, to other white men, of how he has sentenced Africans to horrible, preventable deaths.

they are doing it It calls for an evaluation of all pending proceedings under the Equal Credit Opportunity Act (ECOA), which was first passed in 1974 and amended in 1976 to prevent lenders from discriminating against women based on marital status. www.newsweek.com/trump-execut...

At what point are we going to stop calling the affordability crisis an affordability crisis and wake up to the reality that it's actually a new era of widespread poverty?

The normalization of far-right ideas continues as Curtis Yarvin and Lauren Southern are invited to a glitzy tech conference in Vancouver - which several Canadian politicians also attended. Full story here, no paywall: thetyee.ca/News/2026/05...

May is Mental Heath Awareness Month. I've lived half of my life with PTSD from gun violence. If you would like to be more aware of what that's like in our world of hyperviolent entertainment, the first three chapters of my memoir are available as a preview: biblioshare.org/BNCservices/...

In the 80s my sister had a budgie named Chachi Aloysius.

College students booing all the commencement speakers who mention AI is genuinely uplifting.

A co-worker just DMed me a Bible verse. Looking for a good quote from the Communist Manifesto to reply with.

The two of them liked to get together on the weekends and blur the line between poetry and fiction.

In the latter years, Mark E. Smith of The Fall remained a vibrantly creative performer, despite a major Mr. Magoo vibe.

In the 80s, no one knew why Hulk Hogan and David Lee Roth had the exact same wardrobe and style, and to this day it remains a mystery.

Anybody else notice that if it's not one thing, it's another?

Former Google CEO Eric Schmidt was booed throughout this commencement speech at the University of Arizona for his praise of AI. This comes just a week after another commencement speaker who mentioned AI was booed at a school in Florida. Read more: www.404media.co/ucf-ai-comme...

Your partner in crime took away trans kids healthcare and is trying to ban every LGBTQ+ book in the province but doesn't matter if we burn the planet down faster

justin truedou get brexit done you lousy some of a bitch

Most of my delusions about what Canada is or was have evaporated in the haze of our continued support for the Gaza genocide. Nonetheless, as evil as this country gets, there’s always room to get worse, and Carney’s government is the most radically right wing government I’ve seen in my lifetime.

'In a move reminiscent of Donald Trump’s approach to clearing the way for major industrial activities, the Canadian government is now pursuing a similar strategy: to remove, dismantle, or override the laws designed to protect #endangeredspecies.' www.raincoast.org/2026/05/cana...

Eliminating evidence-based policy, creating draconian, authoritarian governance periling Cdns & preventing health minister from acting on studies showing disease/deaths, is Trumpian: 1) change the health minister’s mandate to include economic considerations — not just www.thestar.com/politics/pol...

I am legally required.

THEY OUR TRING TO BRANEWARSH US!!!

Doctor Removed From Ontario Medical Association AGM for Refusing to Take Off Watermelon Pin share.google/pOl7UWNG3wsa...

How many times a week do most people watch the original Jurassic Park?

What is the English language trying to tell us?

The counterpoint to calm-mongering is not alarmism or panic. It's never time to panic. And panic doesn't actually happen. The counterpoint to calm-mongering is simply the precautionary principle. That's it. That's all most of us are urging for this and every other outbreak.

I want to start a Go Fund Me so Jon Ronson can buy himself a shirt that fits him.

Did David Lynch ever do anything normal?

Another report from Punjabi Radio Canada on our AI Data Centre moratorium. Working people take shorter showers and let plants die, just to see data centres hoard the water we’re trying to save. This government's "build first, regulate later" model serves corporate interests over people and planet.

Americans are bombing Nigeria.

Watching Mulholland Dr, which I have not done since it was released in 2001. Less than a minute in and I already feel like an idiot. The weird dancing segment at the opening is the jitterbug contest referred to later in the movie! Why! Why am I so dumb that I’m just noticing that now!

People add you to random chats on FB without even asking you in advance and then it’s like work for you to figure out WTF the group is about, and then you gotta delete yourself from the group. Then 9 times out of 10 the person puts you back in the chat like they think it’s maybe a mistake that

My man looks like he directed an arthouse biopic about the Pillsbury Doughboy.

I spend a lot of time doing things.