You: Ugh, this migraine is killing me. I’m going to take excedrin Alien: (50,000 light years away) Our psychic broadcast telling them blueprints for an infinite free energy machine has failed. They used the inhibitor

Das me standing up right down the middle in the upper deck

Alright, got my book signed and @jacobgeller.com said my Trans Rights Dragon shirt rocked, so tonight was a rousing success

Overhearing someone mention "Mulligan" in line for @jacobgeller.com meet & greet, and given the makeup of Somerville and his audience I am entirely unsure if they were speaking of the Hot or Brennan Lee variety

Holy shit finally an Op-Ed that Gets It

jordan love down 156-0 to intrusive thoughts

Let's speak plainly here I don't know how you read that they'll settle for "R's agreed to hold a vote on killing the thing they were trying to kill" after all of the pain Americans have already endured, after the resounding recent election victories, and don't at least consider direct violence.

The thing from this headline I'm most worried by is the possibilitu he's related to Tommy Talarico

I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point

There needs to be trials and there needs to be people sent to die in a prison cell. Consequences must fall on the people who issued the orders and those who carried them out. We must make the punishment of these people a national spectacle that will be remembered for generations.

Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc

Maybe this is me not being a Law-head, but genuinely feels as if I never once saw "Shadow Docket" come up regarding the Supreme Court until this past year wherein everything they are doing is via shadow docket

Bluesky rn

inspired by @dialacina.com

Hey.

summoning circle: 🕯 🕯 🕯 dodgers 🕯 🕯turn down invite 🕯 🕯️to White House 🕯 🕯 🕯

Alan Wake 2

Okay wait, I want to hear more about a putt putt course in every stadium outfield

Me today

wife took one look at Blastoise and said he has "big 'Failed the GED' energy"

Anecdotally, beyond the people who are asking AI chatbots things instead of searching them on wikipedia, google is also just pushing wikipedia further down in its search results for a surprising amount of things. Not completely gone but sometimes it's a noticeable scroll compared to past experience

Reminder if someone is killed via hanging, they were "hanged" If their dick is fucking huge they are "hung" Many folks seemingly out there getting a massive hog due to crimes, and like good for them but I don't think that's what you mean

SumerBrain Claims to Revolutionize Football Analytics. I Will Not Be Using It www.wideleft.football/p/sumerbrain...

Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."

How can you not be romantic about baseball?

CONGRATS, BOSTON

princess of the underworld

Here's my design for Hornet! #fanart #hollowknight #silksong #hollowknightsilksong #art

I copped this so fast you have no idea

Haunting piece by Ollie. I knew I wanted his style for this essay and he still *way* overdelivered.

IMAGINE THIS COOP THEY CALL THEM "VIRTUAL TUBERS" SOME KIND OF ONLINE ENTERTAINMENT I SUPPOSE. NOT SURE WHAT A TUBE HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT BUT THE KIDS LOVE IT. I SPOTTED ONE THAT LOOKED LIKE A LIVING CARTOON IN MOTION. RIGHT OUT OF ROGER RABBIT. WHAT WILL THEY THINK OF NEXT

One Piece flag at the Nepal Gen-Z protests.

Great article about why kink art is so important

happy birthday 9/11 I'm thinking about hotmeat89 again

heavy is the head that wears the crown? wrong. heavy is the guy from team fortress 2

dan bongino and kash patel lying unconscious on the ground after bonking their heads together as they both bent down to examine what is later determined to be their own footprints

God I want to read this so bad but the ad environment for mobile sites is just unbelievably bad. Everything is in the way and makes me scared to scroll lest I open a new window. Fundamentally too frustrating to read the actual article.

me fighting bosses in silksong: My body is a machine that turns pain into death. I know all the steps to this dance. You cannot touch me. I am a leaf on the wind but made out of razor blades me fighting three (3) generic goons in silksong: aaghghg shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck

There is no punishment too severe, no pit of hell too deep

Just a reminder to check for your name in this list of books that OpenAI trained from. If your name is there, they probably owe you several thousand dollars. OpenAI cried that if everyone eligible author files, the company will go bankrupt, so I'm alerting every author I have ever spoken to.

Holy shit www.golongtd.com/p/house-of-d...

Wayne’s World, Waiting For Godot, Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead and Beavis And Butthead are all part of my favorite genre: two stupid guys that are occasionally very smart by accident.

Art depicting “Sandwich Guy” now at the scene of the alleged misdemeanor.

Jesus fucking Christ this is horrifying

Snoop's ignorance reminds me of this dynamite passage from Bill Russell's book "Second Wind." He wrote this in 1979 and it still applies today: People use children to express their bigotry and narrow-mindedness.

Hearing @dreww.gg in the back of my head every time I'm getting into bed and have the urge to open youtube shorts. Must...not....fry...brain