I've answered a nice handful of q's over the last couple years on how to draw good porn and think of good concepts and for some reason I've always accidentally left out an important bit and it's that you have to be bluntly and unapologetically in touch with what you find hot w/o laughing it off

Molly♡Angel #HazbinHotelFanart

CURSED ITEM I LOVE HIM

Calm down, Bitch!

i need more ppl that grew up reading toxic yaoi in the early 2000s to watch hazbin so i can agree with them 😔

If I don't get out of this ER soon I'm going to go insane bruh

I don't care how aggressive this sounds, mark my fucking words. "Blah blah death flags yaddah yaddah Mufasa death scene wah wah overpowered character" ZIP IT. "Alastor and Lucifer's relationship develops throughout the ➡️whole⬅️ series" Read that again. And again. AND AGAIN.

Saying this when he's literally on the verge of tears is so funny

Hazbin has yet to do a joke that is even half as insensitive, cruel, or dark, as anything put out by Family Guy or South Park. or even American Dad. You guys are just weenies.......

Vivienne Medrano really edging the valangels out here in this Chili's tonight 😩

Vincent….Vince….Vinnie~💚 #RadioStatic #Alastor #VoxHazbinHotel #HazbinHotelFanart #HazbinHotel

I can’t believe Zohran is transing the trains already www.mta.info/article/f-m-...

"Et pourquoi tu pars dans tes délires? As-tu oublié qui te fait vivre?" It was time to update Val of #TheArteryAU ... Love his feet so much, so angular, so elegant 🥹 Vespertilio obviously bites them daily. #HazbinHotelValentino #HazbinHotel

Ah yes. Me. My boyfriend. And his new pet. #hazbinhotelfanart #hazbinhotel

angel constantly trying to protect charlie from The Vees even when he's very very upset with her....ough my tummy hurts /pos

I'm gonna get the box set so if anyone wants alastor Pentious Charlie or vaggie and doesn't wanna deal with a stupid blind box lmk lol

Fake merch! I had to make goth VoxVal pin designs, the goth set were my fave from this drop 😍 #HazbinHotel #VoxVal

Someone pointed out that Vox is taller than Al when they were dancing during reprise and now my brain sure is doing things

They’re smiling at each other like they just successfully secretly fucked behind the bar for the fifth time this week

描きたい所描いた🦋

If you've thought about Angel sneaking Val into the hotel after this week's episodes I have a humble suggestion

Manifesting 🙏🏽 #valangel

Husk can do it but GOD FORBID someone do it for him #hazbinspoilers

“Erm, pwease dwink the fwavor aid for me guys 🥺🥺🥺🥺 I am your wittle god. We are the only true weligion guys. Pwease dwink your cyanide juice pwease.”

Episode 2: The Speaker to Sera in song: "Figure it out, bitch" Episode 4: Rosie to Alastor in song: "Figure it out, bitch

Okay Starbucks has started the huge ass strike so if you weren't already boycotting, now is the time! No Starbucks for the holiday season! Yeeehaaawww I love collective action

Artist be like if I shift this line 0.05 cm to the left, increase overlay by 2%, and move this character’s head slightly by 3° will make a life changing difference that everyone notices

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That boy is in love 💖💖💖

I love that Charlie refuses to command authority to do hard things when it involves being "mean" but in her mania and mental instability, in her passion to achieve her dreams and "Save" her people, she's still using her power and charm to bulldoze people into doing what she wants, just "kindly"

Alastor: “I don’t need PEOPLE or HELP from others because I’m not PATHETIC like that.” Alastor: “Sooo Hey girl just came to visit & I brought snackies!!💐🎁✨” . . #hazbinspoilz #alastor #rosie #hazbinhotel

Angel misses everything about Val. #Valangel

Okay I actually looked at the song order again for next week and it's definitely 18+ because of the sexy chaggie song but a bitch can still dream,, either there's three songs each episode next week and only two songs the following week (unlikely) or the potential Valangel song is two weeks away 😭

#hazbinhotelseason2 #hazbinhotel #radiostatic

#Valangel What's that expression on Angel's face? He looks so nostalgic, almost wistful... Does he miss Val in this frame? It almost seems like he's considering going back to Val.

a scene from the porno charlie TOTALLY ripped off 😒 #angeldust #hazbinhotel

I sadly can't find the quote, but I once read one whose sentiment was basically "Fiction has to follow guidelines, respect convention, collaborate with readers, or otherwise be dismissed as unrealistic. Reality can do whatever it wants though and fiction just has to stand there and watch it happen."

Last nights hazbin dream was Rosie and Niffty...Rosie had given Niffty to alastor as a gift like she was a pet 💀

This was Husk & Velvette’s fight, right?

Idk bitch I have a headache so I can't write

Chat? Do i have to write "i consent" on this or am I cooked? 😭 #HazbinHotel #staticradio #noncon #dubcon #CONSENSUAL!!!

My favorite doll herself thread <3

I can't wait to see him stepping away from Angel with a huge cum stain in his pants 💕

Mami's too busy to play :( #Valentino #hazbinhotelVax #hazbinhotel

Husk was probably so scared for Angel.🥹🥲 #HazbinHotelSeason2 #HazbinSeason2 #HazbinHotel #Huskerdust #AngelDust #Husk

#huskerdust #hazbinhotelfanart

everyone needs to grow the fuck up and start playing pretend with toys