Y’all… shit really is getting crazy, scary, spooky … hilarious!

In Kendrick’s voice: MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRDDDDDD

Finding out Lisa Frank was a bitch was not on my bingo card

Mia children are beautiful. That’s the nicest thing I can say on her situation. #RHOP

Praise kink 🤝🏾unable to accept a compliment

We all saw how it was gonna end w/ random man from Atlanta from miles away but to be in that girls comments like “we told you so!” After she shared her abuse story is quite strange. Nobody has decorum anymore I pray Morgan finds herself and is able to guide her daughter from her learned experiences

i’m seeing an influx of non negro activity in my negroistic notifications.

Peekaboo does not get the chart love it deserves!

Me pretending to pay attention during Zoom meetings:

Me: you oughta smile mor- Men: 😃😃😃 whyyousaythat???

My fave non-chorus peekaboo lyrics to randomly say: “He on the ground, I praise God & start stompin feet” “Peekaboo, then slide my thumb in where her ughhh at” “Hey hey hey hey hey hey, yeah das my b*tch” “Beam bop boom boom boom bop bap” “Heard what happ to your mans, not sorry for your loss”

Good Morning, In early humans males cumming quickly was beneficial. When living in caves or in close proximity to other predators you can’t spend 40 minutes being intimate. You have to get in and get out or you risk someone or something sneaking up on you and killing you or making you lunch

Not in mine he’s not lol. And I’ve seen several where he’s not.

Highkey this is exactly what radicalized me. I looked around and said now sis... it's people in your life 5, 10, 25+ years who NEVER hurt you (seriously at least). Wouldn't ever want to. But you gon let somebody you known a fraction of that time play in your face & have you down bad? REPEATEDLY???

Drake really told Kendrick “you rap like you trynna free the slaves” lmao like you have to be so severely detached from hip hop and black culture to think that was a bar? 😭 if anything that proved exactly what Kendrick been saying about him. What would possess you to say that 😂

"people complained about basic necessities like groceries being overpriced but still shopped on Black Friday, make it make sense" lol Black Friday is when ppl shop for the holidays, folks save up for their splurges, and prices only going UP so why not? Groceries should still be affordable rofl

I’ve been off for a week I don’t even know if I’m capable of going back to work.

Finna copy and paste this skjs

Thankful 4 my girls blocking Talib Kwali SOON as he hit the skyline!🤗🥂

Ain’t got no tea on me, this hoe think she TMZ

Nah this dead ass the vibe

Some of y'all acting like fake celebrities on this app.....we don't care about your follower count on them other apps 🖕🏾 #Blacksky

Using a WWE female executive to dismantle the Department of Education is peak 80's.

Bluesky (specifically #Blacksky) has changed my social media engagement. I ain’t never talked or replied to so many new people lol.

This lady on tiktok said that weed makes you do whatever your body needs to do. Like if you’ve been lacking in sleep. it’ll make you sleep, if you’ve been skipping meals, nourishing poorly, it’ll make you eat. If you’ve been in a creative rut, it will force you to lock in/make art. That’s so crazy.

Bedroom bout to sound like a barbershop in a min

if you come to my house you eating pussy, food is for the people who live here😹😹.

I just wanna play my sims game and drink wine. I don’t even be outside no more, what’s the point! Plus I’m married to a homebody to.

I be ready to go home as soon as I clock in!

Be Fucking Forreal

Why would I not want my echo chamber to repeat what I said? Imagine yelling “hello!” into a cave but hearing “fuck you musty!” in return

Queen Latifah does not know what a bad hair day is!

Bout to rub my feet together like a cricket and get comfy under some blankets

and if you didnt know, make sure you add #blacksky to your feed so you stay with us !! It will show at the top when you add it

We need to come together and whoop the parents of the kid who hung that black boy in the bathroom. Honestly, whoop the kid as well; a 4th grader should know better

Humans are not meant to deal with negativity and peoples personal opinions about them every single day…get yalls people off that X app

White coochie

Morning! How was y’all’s night ? I feel refreshed, renewed, rejuvenated!

Woke up to Beyoncé news! It’s gonna be a GREAT week! 🏈

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BEYHIVE COME GET YOUR JUICE !!! CHRISTMAS DAY!!!!

Over here, we sexually objectify men.. they are hoochies, hussies, heffas, sluts and thots. thank you for cooperation.

Bluesky not having bookmarks, media sharing in DMs, or private function still whooping Xs ass

Especially if she’s under 5’6”

Me with Cancers.

I’ll never forgive Kanye for talking about bleached butt holes in such a good beat.