Do I want to go to the ACC Tournament tomorrow night? Tickets were dirt cheap but I don’t want to drive three hours

Apparently I got chosen the one time I sat because I’m a LEO kid. Fun times

Ten years of legal “talking” next month 💙

Just when I was doing accent walls in wood…

Seeing my ex on Facebook looking older than me is real. I mean he still looks good though

I forgot about him but I have goons as friends that don’t mind

Let me ask the fellas this: What would y’all do if you get a text from your spouse/partner’s friend asking why they are not getting responses from your better half?

I fear this may be the catalyst to the 19th Amendment overhaul

I’m also having an allergic reaction to my damn Chapstick. The same one I’ve used for the longest. Yet, I have a different one, same brand, and it doesn’t do anything.

I can’t believe I had to go back and forth with some dude about a #FFFFFF attending FAMU and why that video about it changing his life was not necessary. Being in college down there, it was nothing new like these ppl are trying to make it out to be

I used to work for the state and county and there’s no lie told here.

I need to look him up since he’s running for office in NC

Reason why my interactions are limited. I don’t have the bandwidth for stupidity

I’m a year older than her too and in the same field 💔

I’ll be glad when election season ends. 🙄

I forgot the SOTU came on. I guess that’s a good thing

Just when I was going to snag a ticket to watch the Canes and Lightning (before this happened). I can use that money to get a fabulous plant instead

I’ve learned over the years that my voice of reasoning when asked is usually on deaf ears so I just shut up. I’m about to start charging lol

Some of these are still in my possession, believe it or not

Also, daddy paid so much for his education to where he must have missed Civics/Social Studies. Dumbass still needs Congress approval

This is what he should have said when done In grammatically correct terms. “As President, I don’t need to seek congressional approval for tariffs. They’ve already been approved in various forms, long before the recent Supreme Court decision, which reinforced them. President DJT”

Woke up with my homeboy on my mind. Still in shock that he’s no longer here. 💔

Some throwbacks

I got sad. My feather brother was the coolest Cockatiel ever and sadly he went to bird heaven in 2018 after 14 years. They are sweet birds who are territorial at times. 🦜

Can’t wait for Friday! I’m going back home!!

He wants to be in the club fully. Poor thing

Told y’all the tantrum was incoming…

Friend….🤣🤣🤣

Tantrum incoming in 3, 2…

That move was nastyyyyy 🔥🔥🔥

Is it peanut season yet? I want boiled ones ASAP

For satire to work, it must either be so outrageous as to make us take pause or it must be rooted in truth. I believe this is satire rooted in truth.

Bojangles for the win!!

Considering that he’s my frat brother and all, yep!

Some of y’all be complaining about the dumbest things, I swear…

I’m so glad that I didn’t get into modeling. This 1st episode of the ANTM documentary 😪

Mannnnnn I’m not from down yonder but babayyyyyy, the resistance and the shots I’ve seen being thrown back…

You know: I love seeing a nice set of boobs. #random

Reverend Jesse Jackson is an ancestor now. The titans we studied in our history books are gone and we’re all we have left. We’re called to fight, but we’re also called to hope. We’re our only hope. Rest well, Reverend Jackson, and we’ll see you in the morning.

Completely missed what she was saying but I’m not surprised.

This!

It’s the drugs, friend

Is it hoochie daddy short season yet? 👀

I can vouch for this. I have a mean red lipstick from MAC that makes me faint every time

I need to go back to sleep! My lil sis had me on the phone all night 😂

That’s when you just roll with it. Lol

Give me fresh onion rings, fresh chicken fries and a Croissanwich and you got me