I lost my AirPods in a food lion parking lot according to the find my app. I'm about to weep because this day has just been a test of my strength and I have crumbled spectacularly

HE IS RISEN, BABY GIRL!!!!

I came to church with my momma and honeyyyyyyyyyyy Church is real different now

👀👀👀👀👀👀

I almost got caught up🫠

👀👀👀

Guess what. THE TOMB WAS EMPTY

Not me just realizing I can have Apple Music on my PS5

I just be playing video games and watching anime. I have NEVER been a heathen. I should be the poster child for Holy Sky, lowkey

And i love that he is as dramatic as i am.

I did the accent challenge to prove to my family that I don't have an accent and we played it back and i sound like a female Cerrome Nigga.

I actually love and am irritated by the sound of my own voice because why do I sound like this???????

A southern Nami

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Wait what happened?? It's too early on a Saturday 🙃

HA! There is boob and my southern sensibilities are still covered!

I just need an remastered SSX Tricky and Crazy Taxi. I'd be so happy

If @steadysoul.bsky.social is Ocean Spray, i am Simply Lemonade lmaoooo

LMAOOOO i am wholly unserious with dash of unhinged lmaooooo

Ohhhhhh wait a minute! Lemme blow the dust off my computer!!

Pan fried pussy lips smh

Wait. Megan Good really married that man????????????????????????????????????????????????????

I am not getting my PhD. I. Am. NOT.

Me, with 4 classes left towards the masters 🥹

Fighting the urge to post a nsfw on the SL. Lemme take it over to Fet

Aaron Pierre scares me.

Naked in my bed playing Pokemon is healing me

So you wanna be called Hoecake or Corn Muffin instead?

The way I'm finna be cutting up in church on the 3 day?!?!?!???!?

If you get unfollowed, just unfollow back. Simple. We do not know each other to get offended.

My daughter think I has her up now, wait until she grown and in college. She finna be sicka me!!!

I need a hug/squeeze

My favorite thing about Iran's threats are that they are being INCREDIBLY AND INTENTIONALLY clear about who their beef is with, who the problem is and who they are coming for. As someone who might be on the spectrum, I appreciate the supreme amount of clarity begin provided.

Still round. Still curvy. Still spherical.

They done found a body and they think it's Nancy

The most ridiculous timeline.

I might have to add eye drops to the allergy cocktail because this is ridiculous

Look at the curvaceous, round, spherical Earth 😍

Look at the curvaceous, round, spherical Earth 😍

Next, in the studio:

Why won't my handshake emoji stay Black?!?!?!?

*having only eggs and coffee so I can have ice cream for dinner* 🤝🏾

How tf is someone else's performance making me doubt my own????? Like you missing shit is making me take stock of my own shit, which isn't bad, but also like now I'm confused

7th worse pain I have ever felt was grease popping on my titty. Grand opening, grand closing on cooking naked

I love when men are cutie patooties 🥰🥰🥰😍

Jerry is a cutie patootie! Omg!!

I. Hate. Auditing.

I can’t wait to go see Michael Jackson

I skeet for the OG’s that had a highlights subscription growing up

"non-black people of color have privilege in not being black. they just don't have white privilege. a lot of them will step on black people, even while wearing the same shade of fenty, just to sniff access to whiteness. THAT is why POC solidarity is fictional." - @AmeriKraut · Apr 25, 2023