Omar Epps is still so fine to me.

Where ware wear

I don't wanna work so imma read Dungeon Crawler Carl instead

I'm not a fan of this at all

Can you turn this into a haiku?

When he call me his "nasty bitch">>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

(I lowkey get jealous of my cousins because they have a decent relationship with their dad who is a TRASH ASS pastor. Because even in his trashy ass behavior, he still wants his kids and mine doesn't)

Ok so this also depends on what we talking about too because that half hour will return into 2-3 business days, depending on the subject.

Correct. If you wear one at this stage of the game, you taking that L.

No. You kill fascist the same way they are killing others. Blood in, blood out, Lucy.

This shit be pissing me off because you really think you finna jump from the dead back of the plant to the front just because you stood up first?!?!???

That's that thique. That's that na na, that oochie coochie la la

READING RAINBOW IS BACK!!!!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

"I don't want protection from viruses that could kill me and others, but load me up with that botulism!!" y clearly don't equal mx+b in your brain

A stupid choice, but a choice nonetheless.

These look like swap meet coasters. These are flea market placemats. Goodwill quilt patches

And I'm hoping democrats will do the right thing but here we are.

I am very tired of living in unprecedented times/events/moments. I would like to live a 87 regular life.

I have started chaos based on a conversation that I had with @steadysoul.bsky.social and others approximately 3-4 years ago regarding dumplings. *insert evil laugh*

THIS AINT ANNA MAE BULLOCK!!!

An exchange I just had: Coworker: morning! Me: morning! How are you? CW: you know, living the dream. Me: oh. ok 😬

I woke up wondering if baked Mac and cheese is a casserole or not. Happy Monday

I love Black men when they have a nose ring. That shit is sexy as hell to me

Who is Taylor Swift? Is she a singer?

And is

BABY HAIR WITH A WOMAN'S EYES I CAN FEEL YOU WATCHING IN THE NIGHT

Mind you, he has never met us or intelligence to get to know any of us better

My coworker is playing Brian McKnight. Who does HR report HR? Can I call our ethics line? I might Webex our attorneys

(Aaron Pierre looks like handsome Squidward)

S/o Canal Coffee in Charlotte 🫡

Every day someone is on the Summer Jam screen and every day I'm glad it's not me.

Harry. Pls.

Just in case you didn't know: ELECTRonics require ELECTRicity to work.

Did the dummy nigga block everyone lmao

The dictionary is petty as hell. I love her.

And Robin Thicke never really recovered from that time in his life

Pharrell really tried it with the Marvin Gaye estate. Blurred Lines was egregious lol

I approve American being on the top of this list because they are here for their own actions. They could be better but they choose not to be

Ok?!?!?! Sunshine has gone infinite platinum in my car!

Oop thanks for the reminder

Cerrome.

Oof. Imma choose Boffum. Imma lose two days watching but it'll be a great 2 days

Tommy Oliver always Long live JDF

Bleach!!!

Art the Clown because you can tell he loves murdering for love of game

Awaken My Love

Imma gonna go with Chomper

Lloyd Banks?!?!? Lmao Jadakiss, easy