if drinking tea every day is a health benefit then why do white brits look like that?

And student loans. And the prison system. And the high school to army recruitment pipeline. And layaway/buy now, pay later plans.

After experiencing Love Island, I was sorely disappointed with going back to Love is Blind Love is Blind kinda wack

I can wait to take yall with me t experience the kink conference in Atlanta

An Air Force one with a crease in the toe Specifically the Carmelo Denver nuggets colorway

I'm starting the Parable of the Sower audiobook

I got a raise 🥲

Sell clothes at Plato's Closet Do a DoorDash or two Uber/Lfyt Do a quick job for someone Come on, we gotta use our resources, mama

Mutual aid is not for rec drugs, friends lol Go take some clothes to Plato's closet instead.

Better tap that roach and get the crumbs out

My SL right now:

Of weed?!?!?!?!?

Yall are hilarious lmao

💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣

Unserious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Right! It came be *that* high

If I was Beyonce and I saw the first negative thing about my baby, yall would've never got self titled. I would've shut it down right then and there and yall would've been stuck with 4

While I do feel bad for the ppl who missed out when she did talk to us, I do not blame her for stopping. ESPECIALLY after she had Blue Ivy.

When he shakes his head, I bet it sounds like 2 beans in an empty can.

Time to add thing to my SHEIN cart as I await the day I can afford better There is nothing wrong with SHEIN but I just want better clothes that I can afford

What is a benson Boone and why is he on my tv singing about bananas?

Oh dang.

I need a new rug for my living room and the prices are insane

Fun fact: rugs are expensive

Like earring backs and Oldsmobile

I have mean girl energy. It's something that I am trying to work on and I keep it internal 89% of the time but that other 11% just be on my face or slips out

I be looking at my discord and when I see certain ppl I just get the ick Like why are you?

Jill Scott is on Tiny Desk Happy BHM ✨ youtube.com/watch?v=M5QO...

White after Labor Day. I always thought it was dumb

i just wanna be surrounded by people who view my quirks & interests as positives & want to be part of my world while making space* for me in theirs. i want the people i can say "yes" to. less "no" people. amen. *note: MAKING SPACE is not the same as fitting me into whatever space available.

GOOD!!! I hate driving past this dumb flag. Only country in the world where losers in a CIVIL WAR are celebrated as heroes. Embarrassing cuck behavior

The day my daughter showed me what hand clap games they played at her school, I cried for real. She is 13 and they still do handclap. In EVERY LIFETIME. EVERY SINGLE ONE

Omggggggggggggggg I am crying!!! I had it on mute at first so I had no idea what they were saying but I knew what I was saying so when they were not saying what I was saying my heart hollered!!!!!

Incredibly so. It's making me feel like I can't text or spell

I love the emotion wheel. Me and my partner have the app so when we can't communicate properly we use this to help decipher the feelings

remember NOTHING and NO ONE is stopping ✨US✨ from having a great day! 🖤✊🏾

Nothing Bundt Cakes dropped a banana pudding flavor?!?!?!? Lemme pop over on my lunch break

I LOVE ALL OF THESE 😍

I need to feel something. I might go pick up some captain crunch.

I desire a fun ass summer. Weekend trips. Rooftop bars at dusk. Late night dancing. Sunroof open and music blaring type deal

I wanna make some honey garlic roasted chicken thighs. But then I wanna make smothered pork chops.

Pastor made me realize that I do enjoy a woman with a round face.

Where are the whiskey drinkers? What yall been on lately? Elijah Craig single barrel has me in a headlock

Also. My other president 🫡

Bluesky is like a gated retirement community. Good amenities, active engagement and niggas. And the collective mood is we not moving no more after this

(Also all riding is different. My butt is too big to do that sit and wiggle thing. I have to pogo stick it)

Riding is like doing deep squats but at the tae Bo double time speed. Thats a workout, bubba. Be nice to me 😭

I like it but just know in advance that I will get out of breath and my knees and thighs will hurt. Just be patient with me 😭

I wanna make a joke SO BAD but I'm refraining. That's growth for Elmo