What if none of these things is a distraction from the other things and instead they're all just horrible things

Hi there~

If you're ever feeling self conscious about your appearance, just get a divorce. There is no glow up like the post divorce glow up!

Happy stay up until midnight day!

Hi hello I had COVID 9000 but I survived

Today is my work Christmas party and someone brought hotdogs soaked in beer please help but also heres me

There is no comfort like sharing a room with another black atheist

Happy Friday c:

Relatable

This man looks like they rent him out to hunt for truffles

Acknowledging that listening to a book is different from reading is making an observation. Being annoyed that audio listeners say they 'read' a book while listening to it to the point where you feel the need to correct them because it "doesn't count" is something a child would do.

Folks say God don't play about them but I know I am highly favored with Doordash. They've seen so much of my money that on the rare occasion I have a small issue, they refund the entire meal. 💀

More people should really be honest with themselves about their relationship with coping. The people that hurt you often go on to live fulfilling, satisfying lives and don't regret cutting you out. Cheaters often stay with their side piece and remain happy.

🩸 #trigun

Why are we the ones acting like we fear Hell

cold night princess peach 🎄☕

If you're telling me a story involving directions or a street name, I will not know what you're talking about and lie directly to your face and say that I do 🐒

Methodology

Disliking people can be a reflection of what we don't accept in ourselves. Sometimes the vibes are off and sometimes them thinking highly of themselves (something that has 0 to do with you) makes you irate. We've all been there and my ability to admit that is why I'm no longer there now.

🌐 #art

Plucking a thick ass chin hair with your fingers is so satisfying my god

I'm going to study the impact of how filters becoming the new norm has shaped our perception of beauty, identity, and the permeating body dysmorphia it has caused. It's easy to say "stop relying on filters" when we don't dissect how we got here and the pervasive comfort we get in conformity.

Hey so not to be too woke but phones just come with ai enabled for PHOTOS now??? My skin is not this clear that if you zoom into my hair, I --

People don't understand how someone can fall for a cult until you bring up religion and then they get defensive. It's easier to paint those kinds of people as stupid instead of vulnerable, because then you can keep believing you're above them.

Mario Kart World Illustrations

If I'm watching anything that's headed toward the world ending/zombie outbreak/dystopia, the last thing I want to see if two people fall in love. Please focus on staying alive.😭

First #PortfolioDay ! I'm Nez, illustrator and character designer for ethereal horror and eerie fantasy ⚔️

Brûlures d'estomac

Happy Halloween c:

I'm not trying to be a snob when I say this but as someone who dabbles in art, if I ask you for a tattoo recommendation and you show me some Bugs Bunny smoking a cigar with way too much shading type shit, I will never ask you anything again 😭

My coworkers are ravenous to tell everybody what they did over the weekend and I just don't ever like....do things and think "oh the guys at the office are gonna love this!' 💀

Seeing a pick me in real time is almost like spotting a celebrity in the wild these days. I forgot they exist.💀

I'm not saying I should say this, because I shouldn't, but I feel like I would make a solid cult leader.

LMFAO

the gay agenda 🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈

"And they were all yellowwww"

They call me Kago with how much I make things about me.

No words to describe what this means for me. Here's my Vivi Ornitier card for #MTGxFINALFANTASY !✨ So grateful to my AD Stephanie Cheung for trusting in me for this!

To see a brighter tomorrow.

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"God don't play about me." But playing with everyone else is fine? Even lil Timmy! What he do? 💀

I've realized recently that people who speak definitively about subjective topics, or even things that require critical thinking, acknowledging nuance and layers, are not for me. Presenting yourself as someone who can't be swayed by new information is unattractive. No thanks!

The rise in "how to spot a secretly jealous friend" content along with "everyone else wants to be you and here's why" is making people seek jealousy out in others that isn't there, just because we dream of being envied and at the center of someone's hate. Analyze your obsession with being envied.

They really gotta stop inventing new curbs everytime I get in my car