My friends have already missed their chance to have kids. I ain't sharing them with no damn baby!!!!!!

say hi

Me and my inner corner eyeshadow are coming to ruin your day

"People are always looking for a reason not to like you" and "See, I just knew something was off about her - I'm never wrong" are unironically always the same person. Self awareness constantly on negative 567 💀

#art #ffxiv it reminded me of you

"Apply on company website"

I love letting people bug the fuck out over something inconsequential and then just asking them "are you ok" with disinterest 💀

Why is queue spelled like that

An older family member was asking me about not wanting kids and said, "What will you do when you get lonely and need a friend?" That's not --

look, it’s time to embarrass these people. ask them if trump could play quarterback right now for the cowboys, ask them if trump is more mortal or god, ask them if donald trump deserved an oscar for his performance in home alone 2

Anyway for second lockdown I'll be writing a book getting a dog I guess

Soon my hair will eat my face again c:

The Shadow of Night

There is such a lack of self love content for women that doesn't involve reaffirming your physical attractiveness.

i am not immune to the hot old manra propaganda 😳 #ffxiv #ffxivart #Evercold

NEW FFXIV EXPANSION TRAILER WOOOOOOO

White people's love for Top Gun is so interesting. 💀

Friday c:

For nothing lies beyond the solstice #ffxiv #ffxivart

"Stealing" someone's partner is nasty work. Stealing someone's best friend, though? I'm not proud of it but someone's got to do it.

grumpy

My boyfriend when I've been reading my book too long and not giving him enough attention: "How much longer is the chapter you're on?"

🔴 The sun’s a hater but we move. We’re LIVE! twitch.tv/viperfoxe

I’ve had to unfollow/mute people who are overly announcement-brained when it comes to how they discuss games lol Nothing personal at all I just do not care about how “Q3 2026 is looking empty” or topics like that 😭

Wearing the sweater and shorts combo always makes me feel like this

Meet your online friends ❤️ @steptastical.bsky.social

clodsquire is going into battle

My coworker will linger after talking and say "Welp, guess I'll go do some work now...." And then stay when I don't respond and continue to stare at my phone. 💀

I go on vacation this week please clap

Me and all of my cute accessories c:

I wish Jeff players a very bad everything

I always viewed that as someone not having a strong enough identity, so they tend to rely on their interests to be a forefront for that identity as opposed to developing themselves. Might be armchairing a bit on that, but I used to be similar when I was younger --

I think people sometimes forget that opinions are real and someone feeling differently about something you liked/disliked isn't a personal attack on you 💀

I asked one of my white friends how he ended up not being racist and he just heavy sighed and stared at me. 💀

If you feel like you've never experienced jealousy, you most likely aren't emotionally aware enough of yourself to identify that feeling. Whether someone just "gives you bad vibes" or "they annoy me but I can't place why", unexplainable irritation is a great time to hold up a mirror to yourself.

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That hour we got rid of was my emotional support hour 😭😭

Hi hello today is day 1 of me having to go to work instead of playing #pokopia

I can't even like Pokopia out loud because the "I'm not getting a switch 2" warriors come out of the wordwork so aggressively 💀

Pokemon Winds and Waves Starters 🌴🌊✨

Wind Waker 🌊✨

Pokopia is exactly what I needed omg

Attributing your hard work to a god is such a significant disservice to yourself and I can only imagine the long term damage it does to your self worth/esteem.

some lil guys

New family

wolfboy

I'm so glad I never bought into the "after a certain age, you shouldn't do XYZ" because I will absolutely be 50 still playing Pokemon. Y'all can be the "real" adults with your spouse you hate and accidental kids. 💀

New babies.. #pokemon

They bounce! 🧡💚💙