i need to practice stitch braids on someone

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If you’re depressed right now or in functional freeze I hope you’re being kind to yourself. You’re going to get it together I promise.

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Apparently and allegedly I escaped the vehicle that was supposed to take me home no less than 5x last night because i wanted to go dance at Bulldogs

I go to church after like the god fearing woman I am thank you very much hallelujah praise him as he is the head of my life

Another year 🎂🍾

Wait bitch is this something that they Parent Trapified because it was originally supposed to be him and Majors?

lmao yes that’s half the reason! the other is bc of how i close cereal boxes!

🤎 Get with her!!! She’s usually booked out!!!

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I told my mom I picked my hobby (bowling) for the year (I pick one every year b4 my bday). I told her “I’m pretty good at it when I’m drunk, I just wanna get good when i’m sober. If I get good I’ll buy my own ball” She says “You’ll get good at at it bc that’s what you do” 🥹

I ran out to get food before my friends get to the hotel because i forgot to eat for real…bitch why is it a DJ in the Raising Canes mixing Adele & Glorilla?

Proof of Life 💕

I will start crying right now.🥹

LEMME GUESS EVERYONE WHO WASN’T BORN AFTER 2002 IS A CRYPT KEEPING HAG? IS THAT THE DISCOURSE? HOW ORIGINAL.

one thing i’m an unapologetic narc about is closing the boarding door. LET’S GO.

I love being an early bird. Gotta get the jump on my enemies.

luxardo cherries so good. I wanna be a luxardo cherry.

Atlanta bartenders either pour like they bought the liquor from they house so they gotta ration it or they pour like you getting an amputation when you go home so they tryna mentally prepare you. No in between.

I made the most heinous tiktok last night i’m not even sure if imma post it omg

If you’ve been taking advantage of the fact that Georgia Power paused collections because of the hurricanes/floods… THEY START COLLECTING AGAIN ON THE 15th HEADS UP HOE

A hot dog is a taco change my mind

lol I’m actually walking into the sea thank you very much

This is true guys consider this the spoon on my head for proof

THIS IS ME I RESERVED THE NAME SO NO ONE WOULD IMPERSONATE ME DONT REPORT IT LMAO IM SORRY

One thing about me? I can pack for a 5 day trip using only a bookbag. Hell I can put some of your shit in there too.

stupid question can you take bae soap through airport security? Or am I about to get tackled?

The funniest trend on tiktok right now is the one where the song is like “HE SCARED UH DIS PUSSY! HE SCAAAAARRRREEEEED” i die laughing each time 😂

apparently so please report it

jesus christ thank you for catching this 🥺

Slathering your feet in vaseline, putting on socks thicker than Fantasia, and drinking a crispy cold glass of prosecco? These are the building blocks of a perfect evening.

Sometimes per my autism i don’t immediately pick up on when men are trying to flirt with me so they’ll ask a question like “what are you interested in” through the lens of flirting and i’ll say “well the orcas have started wearing dead salmon hats again” and then they will disengage.

That statement from Roc Nation sure was something

i love that i’m in a place with content now that when people start being weird I delete or at the very least mute. Like I will not endure abuse you hoes can have it. One weird comment and i’m out

Oh Neptune 😳

Men really just be grabbing rotisserie chickens and a beverage in the store and that’s just…”dinner”

Just found out GA was a filial law state…my dad finna be having knuckle sandos for dinner in his old age ON MY SOUL

Y’all i’m gone eat a publix sub pray Miss Steria don’t get me

*Lays perfectly still in one spot so I don’t spend any money*

Lmao I need it to dry QUICKLY

I bought travel perfume atomizers for my trip so i don’t have to bring the whole bottle and risk getting it taken but im realizing nothings stopping me from taking atomizers into department stores and getting a nice healthy sample of really expensive perfume i don’t wanna spend money on. Imma do it

I been looking for a package CUSSING them folks out for two weeks only for it to have been in my mailbox the entire time. Mind you i do not check my mailbox because it’s in a scary area and I refuse to die next to the community mailboxes.

I hung my wig on top of the christmas tree that’s on my porch to dry and I just watched my amazon delivery man’s reaction to it and now i’m on the floor in a ball of tears. Like i busted out laughing crying IMMEDIATELY he was so offended

It’s ok to just do nothing. Sometimes your body requires it.