“Toa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oast. And ehhh-ah-ehh-ah-ehh-ah-ehh-ah-eggs” -Rosalia ordering breakfast

Radu Jude’s Dracula (2025) The Visitor (1979) Nightmare Alley Director’s Cut (2021) Good Luck Have Fun Don’t Die (2025)

TA-BLES

Finally, Radu Jude’s DRACULA is available to watch! This is going to be an absolute aesthetic crime and I can’t wait.

You probably know that I'm involved w/ the Cathedral Village Arts Festival. Well… we found out just now that someone on facebook is using this piece of junk AI-generated poster to scam potential vendors out of money. That eyesore is not us. You can only register for a booth through cvaf.ca

This piece from @crimethinc.com’s To Change Everything keeps running through my brain lately 🧠

i often think about this review

Can’t believe I missed Ronald Reagan Day. And I was all set to funnel arms to foreign countries and destroy the foundations of organized labour in the US! Next year, I guess.

My plant is growing a spine. I think I planted a Triffid.

A Pynchon novel coming in at under 300 pages. That’s refreshing.

My new kettle makes such a nice inhuman double beep when it hits the right temperature. No concessions to cuteness or humanity, just pure bloodless notification.

Showing up at the office like

10yrs ago @djkirkbride.bsky.social @robertwilsoniv.bsky.social @gofrankgo.bsky.social @jordantboyd.bsky.social & I did a 3 part Dark Horse Presents story about a rock band that were also spies. It's never been collected. UNTIL NOW! LASER JOAN & THE RAYGUNS. Prelaunch starts now! Go sign up!

I took a tumble on the ice this morning. The worst thing about falling over is the time your brain takes to try and negotiate the fall. “Maybe if I turn my arm and brace my leg I can-“ and then you’re flat in the snow. Thanks for the false hope, brain.

Not many people know that Sampson’s giant dick from THE BONE TEMPLE actually goes by she/they

Cool, looks like absolute shit.

I just want a fucking encounter group between people who reject their queer children and people who have actually buried their children and/or experienced infertility

Someone at this coffee shop just described librarians as “a suppository of knowledge”.

I’m not funny, I’m jestermaxxing at the club. Except I’m not at the club. Or funny. Just jestermaxxing, alone, behind the outhouse.

if you die in real life you die on Bluesky

We built this temple We built this temple We built this temple We built this temple With bones of moms

I will be Bone Temple Posting (Bonepleposting) until further notice.

In this bone temple, we play pickleball (picklebone).

Who bones the templemen on the bone temple of world templeboning? This is the fundamental question posed by 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple.

I always wondered about this scenario but told myself it could never happen.

This bone is out of control We’re gonna burn that Jimmy Burn that Jimmy

This film is out of control We’re gonna bone this temple Bone this temple

36 people have died at ICE's hands in the past year may of these deaths did not happen on camera, but it does not make them any less horrifying and unacceptable this is a list of their names, where they lived before being abducted, and a link to crowdfunding if i can find it

My co-host and I are building an advertising model that makes sense for self-publishing artists. We only book ads from independent creators whose products might interest our audience, which we hope will both keep their attention and make everyone involved some money. We hope you'll give us a shot.

IT FOLLOWS (2014)

Chrono Trigger Guard

A ream of norms are being shattered daily, but as a tech expert this one really shocks me. For a generation CSAM has been *THE* flaming red line for a tech platform. If they spent money on ANYTHING, it was moderating it miles away. To even have the whiff of it was a Federal kiss of death. Now? 🤷‍♂️

Twice last year I was confronted by very drunk young women who'd been told that I had an English degree & decided they would take out on me all of their displeasure over having to learn some Shakespeare in high school. /1

To quote my own screaming brain: unfuckingbelievable.

I-94 and Wilson, Chicago, IL

Los Angeles, a friend’s sister is missing. Her married name is Downer but she may go by Christina Fowlie. Please share this so that if anyone has seen her, they can give any information to the police. The phone number is 213 996 1800 and her case number is 25237639

JUST ONE MORE TOOL BRO I SWEAR JUST ONE MORE OF THE MASTER’S TOOLS AND WE CAN FINALLY DISMANTLE THE MASTER’S HOUSE. WE JUST NEED ONE MORE OF THE MASTER’S TOOLS AND IT’S FINALLY DISMANTLED, I PROMISE

Why do birds, suddenly appear, every time, you are near? Just like me, you seem to be, made of seeds.

Everyone at the party was hyped when I showed up and it felt good but later I found out the bene gesserit had already been here for thousands of years seeding the myth of the “crazy ass white boy “

It feels like the finale of Stranger Things just pissed on my leg and insisted it was raining.

day one in mamdani’s new york

Remember Har Mar Superstar? That was weird.

I looked up the German word for turtle and I’m pretty sure they’re just saying “shield toad”

Happy new year! May you all burst from your starships on alien horses like orphaned Stormtroopers trying to stop Palpatine from you know what forget I even started in on this joke

Tonight we were asked to come dressed as something from 2025… so I came as everyone’s favourite goblin, Kash Patel. Complete with a woman’s medium jacket. Happy New Year!

Happy New Year from Big Dan the Lesbian Lemon Pig God !!! She has a match pegleg and is wealthy in many currencies, and blesses you all for the same !

btw "A.i." sucks and smells like chump, don't use it, pass it on

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)