Omg please let it narrow down to Vanilla Ice and only Vanilla Ice

Imagining a “J33PGRL” vanity plate on a standard front wheel drive sedan

this is incredible

RIP Sonny Rollins 😥 Saxophone supremo

When Patton oswalt did an ad for draft kings I knew we shifted into the dark timeline.

Everyone’s got that homie who gets drunk and starts breaking out the no true Scotsman fallacies

Living in Michigan is just showing other people your palm constantly, I bet people in Connecticut don’t have to do this shit.

!

Does anyone else fw Telan devik

Some years ago I remember there was an album on YouTube of lofi music released by a nun in the 80s and I wish I could remember the name of it

Well then we should 100x it, or more. Thanks for the feedback, Jeff.

Fine! Double his taxes and also he has to work 3rd shift on the floor at one of his distribution centers.

Start by a kickstarter for a six pack of spindrift sparkling water

Smoking a cigarette would feel and look so cool right now

Zohran says NYC has erased a $12 billion budget deficit in part by taxing the rich

Please remember that fascism is for losers. A people realize that they’ve already lost the future and, since their cause has already lost, they’ve got nothing else left to lose. Fascists are desperate, but attempt to portray invincibility & power. They’re residual culture, attempting to be emergent.

JOI on LinkedIn lfg

Anyone mind if a fool drinks a drink beer

Bolsonaro went to JAIL! like, *jail* jail, like REAL jail with bars and a toilet in the room jail

It’s Friday and that means tonight we’re letting the citronella candles talk

"It was at this moment he truly became president"

My morning jacket but bees: 🎶we are the pollinators they are the imitators 🎵

Just farting in my lap nonchalantly

I’m transferring teams, supply chain - finance for big tomato co.

I'm here you fuckaas bitch

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to authenticate with multiple factors

it was and remains Fuck John Roberts O'Clock

very few people care enough about this man to pay to see him but he’s still out there making viral clips because someone is paying to keep that machine churning out vile slop. 7000 subscribers aren’t keeping the studio lights on. but someone is!

If I was a dying senator I’d be trying to put my brain in a robot not whining about the left

bro who writes scathing reviews bout tetris's lack of believability

5 out of the 6 Supreme Court Justices who gutted the Voting Rights Act were nominated by a president who came into office having lost the popular vote. 70% of Americans support the John Lewis VRA. The Supreme Court is historically unpopular. It is not a democratically legitimate institution.

It's so disheartening watching this court carry out the explicit project of white supremacy so blatantly while gaslighting the public to say it's trying to stop discrimination. They're dismantling every major legacy of the civil rights movement. We need to reform this court.

why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....

Susan Sontag but Garfield, is this anything?!?!

He’s not fucking Rasputin, wax the floors in his office and don’t tell him, let’s be done with this bullshit already!

I’m that dude in the background of every episode of antiques roadshow going “damn these are some real antiques!”

Checking the codex astartes for a rule that says "let the boys be childish"

I can’t see images on Bluesky wtf!

Getting a lot of questions about my “fish kisser” hat that could be answered by that same hat.

First reported by Beth LeBlanc of @detroitnews.com, U.S. Rep. Haley Stevens, who is running for U.S. Senate, was loudly and prolongedly booed at the Michigan Democratic Party convention.

i support whichever candidate will vow to eradicate palantir and its owners

there is only one hope for humanity- the synthesizer

"Those taxes you just paid? The money is going straight into Trump's pocket" would be good messaging

a city council approved a data center despite resident objections. in response, the town voted all of them out, is suing to stop the data center, and are moving to oust the mayor next. Festus, I salute you 🫡

Yes yes fuck yea

Watching the tears in rain monologue would fix me

Holy shit it’s Friday

Chopped and screwed unc