Semi-annual reminder that Baby Assassins rules.

Is it me or Old Dave Pirner?

Every single show in this 25-year-old promo has either been recently revived or never stopped airing

Joe: I am a 73 year-old retired mechanic in Forsberg, Nebraska. My 3 biggest problems are Iran's uranium enrichment capability, the casting of Helen in Christopher Nolan's "Odyssey," and the ability of Tennesseeans to check out "Roots" from a library 1000 media outlets: can we please talk at length

Baby Assassins #1 trilogy

Dawkins spending his entire career berating basically pretty normal people for being so stupid as to believe in God and then immediately giving himself Roko's Basilisk Derangement Syndrome after talking to the AI catgirl waifus is just the funniest shit.

Look, even if the book I write sucks or I run out of steam and don’t finish it, I’m proud of myself for writing what I already have (8k words) and I think I’ll easily get to at least 10k

It's the 250th anniversary of America's independence, and the King of England made a trip here, addressed our Congress, and lectured them about checks on executive power. Pour one out for historians, satirists, and the founders.

It makes me so happy that more and more people are finding (loving) the Baby Assassins movies/TV series

shoutout to one of the greatest tweets of all time

This piece by @drstaceypatton.bsky.social should be required reading for every person in the #NotAllMen crowd.

I appreciate Ricky Bo just taking apart the Phillies right now on post game show

The Phillies biggest roster problem is very clearly that their lineup stinks. And it stinks in ways. Everyone knew could/would happen. They have a formidable top three followed by the worst bottom six in the league. Their 4th best hitter is probably better off as a platoon guy

You Do Not Hate Congress Enough

Bloodbath at Marvel Comics today. Disney is axing over 1000 people. Unclear how many at Marvel. The number being talked about is 8% of the staff was cut, which is jawdropping. CEO scumbag Josh D’Amaro-- salary this year of $45M-- ordered the layoffs. Disney had a gross profit of $35B last year.

youtu.be/2cXNqgbskDo?... better link with fixed syncing issues for the Vocabularies CART session.

Baby Assassins 1,2 & 3

Stuck was awesome tonight. I’ve been waiting a while to see them, they didn’t disappoint. @guypidgeotto.bsky.social

People are constantly writing the novels that I want to write. Damn laziness (and a lack of ability to write words down and be able to read them the next day.)

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

Animals sometimes employ to fool their predators….or their prey

Oh hello Baby Assassins has been my hyperfocus for a bit now

@reynoldsgareth.bsky.social I just took my 14 year old to her first Dollop tonight in Philly, she loved it wants to go again. Come back soon.

Quote this with four comics you’re enjoying right now. The Seasons - I like Remender’s work but I really like his is less edge-lord stuff The Sacrificers - set in the same universe as Seven to Eternity Absolute Martian Manhunter - masterpiece X-Men - I like it so much more than Uncanny.

why haven't they announced Baby Assassins 4 (or season 2 of the TV show) yet? I just want one more thing from them, I promise I won't ask for any more after that.

Dune 3: Baby Assassins

Go birds

BREAKING: The US has bombed Tehran’s main refinery and burning oil is now flooding down the streets into the city’s sewers. This is a vision from hell, unleashed by the US tonight. (🎥 Vahid Online)

Hold all my calls

we used to have Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, Mike Pensions, Gary Literacy, Pete Socialsafetynet,

i’m at the anti-ICE protest i’m at the anti-war with iran protest i’m at the combination anti-ICE anti-war with iran protest

Doctor Strangelove now reads like a subdued masterpiece of the subtle mimetic.

Relieved to be laughing out loud at the new Robert Carlock joint Reggie Dinkins, which is pretty much a football version of Girls5Eva. Tracey Morgan back in 30 Rock, Erika Alexander and Daniel Radcliffe grooving by e2, god Bobby Moynihan.

Vocabularies are back with punchy, noise-rock track ‘Patron Saint’ This catchy yet also ominous and anxious art-rock track shows the band at their most hectic yet.

@thebandcake.bsky.social sorry to bother you, but do you know when the Motorcade of Generosity reissue going to ship? thanks!

'no kings' includes draft kings, as far as i am concerned

A little surprised by how much I’m enjoying the new Game of Thrones show (Knight of the Seven Kingdoms). It’s….adorable?

RIP Fred Smith of Television — one of the coolest bassists of all time.

I made a record and it came out today, this very bandcamp friday. #bandcampfriday it now belongs to the void. vocabulariesmusic.bandcamp.com/album/for-th... #postpunk #nowave

No Oscar nominations for Baby Assassins 3, your awards show is invalid.

Every time I see it I think it says “MJ Slenderman”

On paywalls, from THEY KNEW: "There is no longer a public sphere, but there is a public flat earth." sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/its-safe-t...

The Epstein files are just a distraction from the Don Lemon arrests which are just a distraction from the ICE murders which are just a distraction from price of eggs which is just a distraction from spiking health care premiums which are just a distraction from the collapsing global order which is j

@guypidgeotto.bsky.social new STUCK song is awesome. looking forward to the new record. Come to Philly if you do a tour.

a not insignificant number of people on Threads seem to believe the snow storm was The Government's attempt to refreeze the Leviathan, the world-eating serpent, which was getting loose (to eat the world, I assume)

DHS illegally takes another life

Fight or flight, a movie from last year, that I’d never heard of until 2 days ago, staring josh Garnett, was a great, great time.