Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

I feel like we don’t say “fuck Ronald Reagan” enough.

Shoutout to all the vegetarians and vegans in advance of Thanksgiving. It ain't easy watching the country celebrate the mass consumption of sentient beings and enduring the digs at your choice to abstain (35 years for me). Hang in there and keep cultivating your compassion for our animal relatives.

‘Trick or treat! Oh…I’ll come back another time’

Happy National Black Cat Day! 🐈‍⬛

Mood.

Gulliver’s Travels meets skeleton culture. Genius!

"If we lose hope, we're doomed." We must continue Dr. Jane Goodall's mission and all fight for the future of the planet.

One day you’re young and fun then next thing you notice you have to shave the tops of your ears

This only happens to you once

WHEN YOU REFUSE TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT GUNS, PEOPLE DIE. PERIOD. GUNS DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR FUCKING POLITICS ARE. But sure, go ahead and canonize a guy who believed gun deaths were "worth it." I make no apologies for saying this.

QUALITY CONTROL TEAM 🚨😺🚨 #caturday

Covid sucks.

For National Daffodil Day, here's Vincent Price in a field of daffodils.

i'm really sad about james dobson dying peacefully at the age of 89. he should've died screaming in terror.

the key to a good life

Things that are gained with age: - wisdom - decreasing vanity - increasing ennui - invisibility from young adults - mossy exterior - talons for rending - the desire to retire to a crumbling castle on the coast, and live with chatty ghosts

Reading my fav passage from Lessons in Magic and Disaster, out Aug 19 💖

Not to pile on, but every 'c' in 'Pacific Ocean' is pronounced differently.

This is an executive order that lays the groundwork for sending homeless people and people with mental illness to concentration camps to be "civilly committed." It was never going to stop with immigrants. This is horrifying beyond words. www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

Emily. You did it !!

OMG it's here! I just received a box of incredibly beautiful author copies of my upcoming novel Lessons in Magic and Disaster, coming 8/19/25 A young trans witch teaches her heartbroken mother how to do magic. It's about families, queer survival, and learning to see clearly the people you love most

This man is a pet groomer in Iran. I don’t know anything about this particular kitten, but there are many street cats in Iran, and Iranians often take them in — so pet groomers always have lots of customers. Wait for the last couple of meows.

What's your super power? 1. devouring fried potatoes 2. being invisible at parties 3. god-like grumpiness 4. finding space for more books

It’s quite possible that Stephen Miller is the most dangerous man in America right now.

Stephen Miller, the president in all but name, is a horrifically racist, evil, and destructive force in this country. I hate this.

Fun with ruminants. 🔉

yeah i have daily threesomes

Trump calls for deporting US citizens: "We also have a lot of bad people that have been here for a long time ... many of them were born in our country. I think we ought to get them the hell out of here too, if you want to know the truth. So maybe that'll be the next job."

Can we nip this "Alligator Alcatraz" shit in the bud? We don't need to adopt their cutesy marketing when talking about the concentration camp in the Florida Everglades

I just discovered that you can cut up apple slices and sprinkle cinnamon on them and microwave them for 45 seconds and it tastes basically like apple pie without the crust and it's not even illegal. I can do this whenever I want. I have become too powerful.

A majority in the United States Senate voted to kill many of their own citizens today in order to make rich people richer. Sometimes you have to type it out to fully grasp what has just happened.

This sentence, typed in her dissent, should scare the living fuck out of everyone in this country. "This Supreme Court is an existential threat to the rule of law." – Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson

I have never been more resentful about paying taxes. I work hard for my money and want my tax dollars to go for the public good. Instead, it is paying the salaries of horrible people who are focused on hurting my fellow Americans and who are using their positions to get rich in corrupt, shady ways.

Seems like Trump’s most powerful advisor being a white nationalist should inspire greater alarm than the possible mayor of new york being pro palestinian rights

What a beauty

Public comments & petition to divest from Tesla at today's #CalPERS board meeting: www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeY5... Sign the petition: actionnetwork.org/petitions/ca... More info: wonderl.ink/@divest-tesla (Coming up: CalSTRS board mtg, San Diego, July 9) #TeslaTakedown @teslatakedown.com

As much as I'd like to see centralized Democratic opposition to the Trump administration coming from Congress, it's just never going to happen. The way we elect Democrats and the way they've been trained to operate aren't changing anytime soon. Leadership is going to have to come from elsewhere.

It’s fine, he’s just got all your personal data. 💊💉

The new GOP slogan (thank you, Joni Ernst.)

cows

It has come to my attention that "up and not crying" is an acceptable Norwegian response to questions like "how are you doing?" and l'll be immediately adopting this for the days when I am, in fact, up and not crying

I try so hard, but sometimes, it all just makes me feel sad. Hug the people you love!

I haven't been to the movies since 2019 and I miss it 😭😭😭

Me every goddam day.

How cool