"I dreamed our cat (Willow) was trying to kill you," my spouse says to me. Pictured is the cat.

Cardio gym. I only buy the best.

Cleats. Wednesday run. 5.04 km.

banana frog ! 🍌🐸 #frogart

Cold run Monday. 5km.

When you shave your head, you find out how bumpy it really is.

Study Finds Processed Meats Carcinogenic But They Were On Sale https://theonion.com/study-finds-processed-meats-carcinogenic-but-they-were-on-sale/

It's -31 with windchill today. I'm wearing my n95 outside for warmth.

A warmer picture of Rowena the Reluctant.

-14 C (57.2 F) for lunch run today.

I'm the spouse. This my cat.

Rowena reluctantly accepting scritches this morning from my spouse.

these are important questions and im glad someone is finally asking them

Did five km run Monday and Tuesday at lunch. Did a 6.85 km run after work on Wednesday as a treat. It sure was dark out.

It's that time of year

All I've thought about for a week straight is Shoresy's big speech from the Season 4 finale. 🫐

why i play so many tactics games:

My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨

Fuck this anthropomorphic diesel engine in particular aftermath.site/thomas-tank-di...

This is Scotty. He is not chasing his own tail's shadow. If you'll notice, he actually has it cornered. 13/10 (TT: lifewithscotty)

We went to Florida together and made dead wife content.

I thought I would sail through this double-shot (a covid booster and a flu injection) but nope. I've got sore arms, all my little aches are now big aches and I feel crumbly. And not like a nice cookie.

#e3mysteries @austinwalker.bsky.social @patrickklepek.bsky.social

Start throwing punches then.

Wheee. I love Slow Horses. More Gary Oldman goodness in the latest season.

Staying warm and dry at work. This raincoat/winter coat combo weighs nine pounds.

lol Rob is going to be so mad if he watches this stream

*taps sign*

Now *that* is how you write a headline.

thank you for the outpouring of support! those of us laid off from Teen Vogue yesterday are now sharing our GoFundMe to help us cover our emergency expenses now that we've lost our incomes, as we get back on our feet.

Did a fiver yesterday. (Ran 5km at lunch)

Trans rights is a winning platform. Pro immigration is a winning platform. Taxing the rich is a winning platform. Affordable housing is a winning platform. Free childcare is a winning platform. Hating Andrew Cuomo is a winning platform. SOCIALISM IS A WINNING PLATFORM

Big day for people who care about other people

Carved this pumpkin for Halloween. Surprise skull inside.

Christine is such a sad movie. You get a cool car that unlocks your true power as a rockabilly and rather than be happy for you, everyone is terrified of what you’ve become.

It's official. My wife loves Peacemaker.

So... @strangeblades.bsky.social and I just bought a house.

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast' 10/10 response, no notes