Speaking from experience on "What to tell your wife about sex".... do NOT tell her about your Raft Monkey Orgies.

the metaphors are just writing themselves at this point

Just been laughed at by an entire vet’s waiting room when the receptionist loudly welcomed me and ‘ASTEROID DESTROYER!’ to the building. Look guys. She’s even in her space suit. They will be laughing on the other side of their labradors when she RULES THE WORLD!!!! ✊😾 👩‍🚀 ☄️🐈‍⬛

Two big losses. Rob Reiner and Anthony Geary on the set of All in the Family, 1971.

This is so pretty. Unsuitable for our climate unfortunately. Looking for possibilities for our property.

I prolly watched this 200 times

This is Levi. He encountered a forbidden stick while on his walk. Decided to go for it anyway. 13/10 (TT: levisgoldenworld)

In this video Meow Meow perfectly shows how a cat can quickly go from calm to freak out zoomies (the pink light is a grow light for my cacti) 😸

The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)

Gotta get me some of that ass! (Yoga sport competition)

You’ll Be OK

Helpraiser Remarkable assist by @focusisfragile.bsky.social

Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom

Y'all thought you were safe?

Wildlife tracking! I'm reposting things I made this past year. If you look closely at the deer tracks you'll see I added the hint that they're double registering (hind foot is stepping into the same spot as front foot).

the art of war

I'm the spouse. This my cat.

Meanwhile in Minnesota...

timeline cleaning

This is Little Bit. She’s one of the great loves of my life.

This is Uni's strongest punch! :3

That lamp looks PISSED.

Little known facts: Terry Jones was a medievalist and coconuts were present in England in the Middle Ages, albeit used as drinking cups not as horses (still unknown whether or not they got there via African swallow)

hoot hoot ✨🦉🌿 [ #art ]

#TerrierTuesday Happy Terrier Tuesday!! It’s Howloween! 🎃

Our house!

Bathtime (for the 5329th time today). A Waffles always has to look and smell his best! 🤭

So... @strangeblades.bsky.social and I just bought a house.

Libertarians advocating for a national security law requiring everyone to shave their pubic hair. After all, bush did 9/11

we just yelled AND WHAT SAY YOU, WHO BE ACCUSED OF KITTENCRAFT at the roomie's cat and she went "meew?" GUILTY! SHE'S A KITTEN! UNREPENTANT!

Emma is entranced by her squirrel friend

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

The telltale signs of a bug in the hallway

Taffy and Chester

The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video

it’s time 🧛

This year, vote for the hero you need. Vote Hākoakoa | Skua Bird of the Year. #birdoftheyear2025 @forestandbird.bsky.social

Got Toast and Mikey a new fish toy and Toast is going bonkers over it

Brought my hardcat out for some fresh air and sunshine and he is NOT INTERESTED.

was going to make a joke about the rapture but it just isn't happening.

The thing about Tylenol and autism is that Trump is in the Epstein Files.