What could go wrong using AI to help stage a few listing photos?

American Century of Humiliation is manifesting in ways I did not predict.

They still can cook on X The Everything App

The CEO (particularly the American regional variant) is a type of invertebrate known primarily for its tendency to hoard resources and its lack of survival instinct. It is completely unable to conceptualize being alive and its nervous system has atrophied to the point it barely functions.

#deadlock needs a rat character so bad it literally takes place in New York how was that not priority number one? Also he should talk like an italian mobster and say "cheesed to meet ya" when he activates his ult. The world needs this.

All right, I'm convinced. NFTs are the future. All my money going into those immediately. No regrets. Maybe I'll try some crypto too. That seems to be in a good place.

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

Does anyone even still play #overwatch anymore or do they just jerk off to the endless ocean of porn it has provided?

It turns out that when every day is another wonderful secret, those secrets start piling up and eventually the pile gets too big to not notice.

There is an actual argument that this curse actually worked.

It's insane that Epstein was behind so much heinous, awful shit that it boggles the mind and then you find out he types like a wine drunk aunt who just got hit in the eye with softball. Sorry, a wun e drumkk; . ant whoi got hitt w/, s softbal .

Following his demotion, the US government has taken away Greg Bovino's platform shoes, causing him to lose several, very vital inches and leaving him susceptible to predation by ants and cockroaches. He is currently clinging to a floating dandelion but it is descending rapidly towards the ground.

Bovino should get back to the job he was born for: getting flustered at the antics of Beavis and Butthead

Thank god Chuck Schumer isn’t alive to see this.

Reposting this for no particular reason

The democrats have bravely refused to acknowledge the recent gestapo execution of a citizen in the street so as not to distract themselves from the true issue tearing down america: the gestapo not getting enough money. Once they are sated, surely, they will stop.

I've been playing a lot of #soulframe and I have to keep reminding myself it's still an alpha play test. There isn't a ton of story content but the combat is so damn fun that I just keep running the faction grind quests on repeat. That's how you know it's a banger.

That feeling when you take the shieldbreaker from the enemy wardens and then proceed to shatter their keep in #highguard

Bro got a pity award lol what a fucking loser

#$TOOK #$A #$FAT #$SHIT #$THIS #$MORN #$AND #$IT #$WAS #$SO #$NASTY #$IT #$MADE #$ME #$THINK #$OF #$THE #$PPL #$WHO #$TRADE #$TOCKS #$FOR #$A #$JOB #$LOSER #$FCKRS.

lol owned

Now would be a really good for the aliens to show up. Everything is so stupid already let's just have some little green dudes running amok turning people into piles of dust with ray guns. Why not? Or bigfoot. Have him appear so he can be sent to greenland by the army and die stepping on a landmine.

dumb nazi bitch lmao 😂

Republicans want you either in a grave or in chains but most Democrats would still be arguing for "understanding the nuance of the situation" and "voting them out" even as they're being pushed inside the gas chamber and the valves are being opened.

Ohh "America First" was a hit list

"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives

wow amazing that america has already collected almost enough 9/11 Points to earn another 9/11

It's okay guys! The democrats are planning on holding an exploratory hearing in six months to determine if this Trump fellow should be allowed to run for president in 2016.

I don't know what it means but I've had TLC's No Scrubs playing in my head on a loop for the past three days and the closer I get to 2026, the louder it gets.

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

azurik: rise of perathia for Xbox isnt a great game but the strategy guide is actively harmful. what kind of guide just says "dont get lost" when faced with a maze???

Things are going great over at X, The Everything App

Finally stopped being a noob in #warframe today. What a hell of a tutorial.

oboeshoesgames crime boss rockay city streams have no jokes in them anymore. he doesnt even fuck around with the mechanics at all. he just goes straight for the objective. he has become one with rockay city. it is his home

Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? Not me. I'm him. Every single night, all night. youtu.be/pjVc2k35SLE

I added a MIDI of Monster by Skillet to a video I was working on and now the actual song is stuck in my head and I'm trapped back in 2009 and you'll never guess what I feel like right now

walter white bustin it down

ITS REAL

saw this clip of the NYC mayor debate and i had tears in my eyes, perhaps the most insane section of any debate ever

There is evil energy in my backyard because every weed plant I've ever grown in it has a 1 in 8 chance to send you to hell. Completely at random you take a hit and die 1000 times. I hate to use a marvel movie of all things but I do feel like doctor strange when he got minfucked by tilda swinton.

how it feels to blast the potty with diarrhea

listen, i know this isn’t the most dignified way to memorialize Jane Goodall, but i do want to point out that without her work, we would not have this masterpiece

Circle K has what can only be described as “Saints Row Food”

physical media is the only way to experience true horror

Literally nothing worse than a nap you weren't prepared for. Laid down on my bed for a minute while I waited for a download to finish and the next thing I know I'm coming to an hour later, gasping for air like neo in the matrix when he wakes up in the pod. Now sleep eludes me. Fickle bitch.