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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

younger generations have always dreamed to be in debt until the day they die

guy who just found out about the wreck of the edmund fitzgerald:

My wife and I pay for life insurance even though we have never died. I pay for fire insurance even though my house has never burned down. That's not because we want to throw money at insurance companies. It's because THAT'S HOW INSURANCE WORKS.

Me: [drinks straight from OJ carton] Troy Aikman, appearing from behind the fridge door: That’s why he struggles, Joe, and it’s not getting better

i never would’ve wrecked the edmund fitzgerald

But seriously

Curt Cignetti says “Snickers bar” with a certain malice and refuses to say anything else lol

Oatmeal-wanter.

What if they sold beer in 2-liter bottles

lol she got his ass and he knows it

With all due respect, my guess is better than yours

"6-7"?! Boy I say boy you gen alpha kids cant be doin' that! Your signifiers need signs boy! You've laid a rhetorical claim to an empty space son! You're creatin' a nihilistic dialectic! Your broccoli hairs obfuscatin' some much needed communication! Find some MEANIN', kid!

Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.

I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point

A fun thing about sports is sometimes you can just say phrases like 'the Citronaut is in the Bounce House' and show someone this video as proof and everything you said gets to be correct and factual

honestly Ivy League football back to back with like, Fourth Doctor Doctor Who would HIT

Nintendo says MARIO and PRINCESS PEACH are NOT two facets of the same divine soul separated by their fall into matter

the Zohran campaign goes to show how much your local DSA chapter can accomplish if they start watching wrestling

A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor. A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.

we did it babes.... we're the opposite of cooked. what is that. we're ingredients

Congrats to Andrew Cuomo on getting embarrassed in an election twice in one year, GOAT loser status

they're talking about u... #fursuit

I am going to outpizza the Hut.

The Arizona Cardinals really go out there every week dressed like a G5 team

close shave ✨

I can't believe the Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets football team lost to the North Carolina State Wolfpack football team.

This one’s tough.

JERMA IS SO FUNNY

If you're in need of positive and rather wholesome news, there's a high school teacher named Bryan who took a ton of freely licensed celebrity headshots at the New York Film Festival last month for Wikipedia, and I truly can't believe how drastic the upgrade is for some articles (thread)

Reuploading a classic to Bluesky, Forgive me god.

Get UGA off my TV

AAHHHHH!!!!

Boiling pierogis

This is the only day you can reskeet this

This Netflix show, HAUNTED HOTEL, is like a mid crossover between Rick & Morty and Gravity Falls, 2.3/5 stars

happy howloween 🌕🎃 you staring at the blood moon or did something else catch your eye ;3 📸 @cardoorhoofhand.bsky.social 🪡 @vintagewilds.bsky.social #fursuit #fursuitfriday #halloween #arff

China Agrees To Purchase 11 U.S. Soybeans

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MTV has cancelled “Ridiculousness” after 14 years, TMZ reports

Happy Halloween