When a trans girl makes beef stroganoff, call that beef estrogenoff

Without fail, I will always misread "collard greens" as "collared greens". Always.

Shoutout to my fellow havers of RSD

"Spyro the Dragon but with the head of Brendon from Home Movies"

So I work in a business-to-business call center. One of our biggest clients recently started using an AI agent to make calls to us and I have never felt so dehumanized. Of course, it is absolutely useless at performing this job, but I doubt that's going to dissuade them 🫠

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

"I shouldn't have licked it." @sharkyb.bsky.social

"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.

Still one of the fav things I've made

Sorry, I wasn't watching. Top of the 16th? What.

The King from Zelda CD-i:

this is so me_irl that this is my desk. and my floppy drive. I took this picture

*inventing Bluetooth* Well, it works about 60% of the time. That’ll probably be good enough forever.

I'll krump with you, sweetie pie! 💙

"I asked chatGPT" "I asked Grok" yeah well i asked goombella and her tattle log says you're a bitch

Tony Hawk's Pro Tactics Advance

that's.. ominous

It's got enough room for me & the whole squad ⚔️

Imagine falling into a coma shortly after the MLP craze in 2011 just to wake up 14 years later to people obsessing over completely different cartoon horses again

I just checked in on an old natural language chatbot I used to mess around with 25 years ago because ChatGPT and the like really remind me of that style of text processing... It's still being updated, and now it uses ChatGPT. Little wonder there, I guess.

when you change into a suit in the bathroom it’s a discreet furrier transform

SIGFUCK, SIGMARRY, SIGKILL

I told you we’d be back

59. gup

Ah yes, House Bill 1312. Interesting 🤔

oo wee oo i feel just like bonzi buddy

I need you to know that my 91-year-old grandmother gave this a like on FB.

Y'shtola

POV: you said something bad about the sword and shield

I think Strudel (pictured) has learned to sabotage our not-Roomba by jamming its brush with her toys in order to force me to stop whatever I'm doing to play with her more 🫠

Boston Market recently changed their name to Boston MARKET, a move that increased their market capitalization by 500%

No Mits? #FFXIV #FF14

You’re still arguing about tabs vs. spaces? May I present…

GUYS I FOUND HIM

an important life lesson when you're in a long distance relationship

"The furries are posting" = "Nature is healing"