It two melatonin gummys to knock my ass out this morning... Two... I swear.

Oh btw ✨1 MONTH ON T✨

Sweating my entire ass off rn Dear god... WHY DID I START TRANSITIONING IN THE SUMMER?

T sweat is real...

My wife & I both are both type AB+, the universal receiver, so if you ever come to our home blood is absolutely an acceptable hostess gift

Prob need to get some wd40 on mine..get the creaks out

Pompompurin won most popular Sanrio character, so if anyone tells you you can't be a dog made out of pudding wearing a beret 24/7, tell them to shove it

Bruh I'm tired of feeling like I'm in a steam bath EVERYTIME I go outside...

🌙 dont worry

Daily bunny no.3000 has many a tale to tell

@ashlyn96.bsky.social MY BESTIE HAS A BLUE SKY AND IM SO HAPPY 🥺🥺🥺🥺

I SAY YOU’RE BOTHERING PEOPLE WITH THIS PUZZLE BOX, BOY. YOU’RE COMIN’ ON TOO STRONG WITH THE “SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU,” WITH YOUR SKIN PULLED EVERY WHICH WAY

I've been going through it these past few days...

Bruh... I feel like the Hulk rn..

Sopping #deer 🦌

UPDATE: A U.S. defense official confirmed that the Al Udeid Air Base in Qatar "was attacked by short-range and medium-range ballistic missiles originating from Iran" and said there were no casualties.

Mosquitoes can fuck all the way off 😤

oh my god

@undeadalliebun.bsky.social and I have been playing 'Date Everything' and GODDDDDDDDDDD WHY ARE THEY ALL SO FUCKIN HOT THO?

Things you might not know: "Balatro" is Latin for the word "Jester" "Jimbo" is Latin for the word "Deceiver" Source: Jimbo

GET YOUR FUCKING PASSPORTS RN

for the small price of free i will donate my uterus to whoever wants it

Happy Birthday to my beautiful wife @undeadalliebun.bsky.social ❤️. Love you honey bun.

Gonna try to get back into writing soon me thinks.

🍋Lemon🍋

@undeadalliebun.bsky.social @chloeslate.bsky.social thought of y'all 😂😂

you are punk as FUCK

Miku handshake forged in the fires of fan meetups, Hank would be impressed #fortnite

I don’t girlmode. I’m just a fag

☠️☠️☠️

Man...I love being a dude 😎😎

Man I really waited to pride month to start T huh?

being American isn’t good for my mental health

My mom told me this once. There's a reason I went no contact with her 😅

First day of T!!!!

Beach Boys cofounder Brian Wilson has died at the age of 82. He transformed pop music into high art, and became America's answer to The Beatles' Lennon and McCartney in the process.

Couldnt start T today because my body refused to go to sleep earlier (I had to go to the doc today to get my blood drawn and I couldn't even go 😭) So tomorrow is when I officially start T!

I've been hearing 'Bed Chem' as 'Bad Chem' so imagine me just casually listening to a Sabrina song and my brains like "I THINK WE REALLY HAVE REALLY GOOD BAD CHEM' 😂

☕☀️

Post a ten year old picture of yourself (YEAH THATS ME)

I know I keep talking about how I got T but dude.. I start T tomorrow TOMORROW I'm so fucking excited

Just got back from the doctor and now on T Gel 🥺 Been crying with @undeadalliebun.bsky.social for like 20 mins God I FEEL HAPPINESS ALREADY

Why have raw sex when you can have sex well done?

I knew I should've had drugs for dinner

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