DONT GET A PET IF YOURE NOT GOING TO TAKE THEM TO THE VET

“treat him like a trinket, hang him off my keychain”

what’s not clocking to you that nothing beats a jet2 holiday

any game where i can be a cat in an open world is a game for me

“i don’t have a problem that you’re bi just don’t hit on me lol” i would rather try to fuck a bedazzled shoe. hope this helps.

ppl act surprised when im indecisive as if im not bisexual

can i come over your house and bark at your walls?

i may or may not have gotten a labubu

good morning my little oompa loompas

NOTHING BEATS A JET2 HOLIDAY

enjoy at work selfies at my cool anime job

on a brighter note i popped my edm concert cherry on sat. i hadn’t been to a show in years so my body felt it the next day but it was so fun and i can’t wait to do it again 😁

in other news i had to assist in my 1st euthanasia at my new job last week and i still haven’t mentally recovered

i miss yall

CAN LIFE SLOW DOWN I HAVENT HAD TIME TO SKEET

this is your final exam i hope you’ve been studying buddymeter.com/quiz.html?q=...

Once again, the wrong old man died

tony hank pro scatter

i remember when i came out to my mom when i was like 16 and she was asking me questions trying to “make sure” i actually liked girls. like yes mother i get hot and horny thinking abt going down on a woman what else would you like to know

at my house we leave the tv on for our cats so they never feel alone. do they care? probably not. does it make us feel better? not really bc we miss them but it’s something

if she could live inside me she would

left hand is steering the other is gripping my vape

i love collecting things off the ground

i got a weed pen from the kiosk next to my store and the guy there goes you work at the anime store? i say yeah. he goes what’s your favorite anime? i say currently jjk. he gets so excited and pulls out his phone to show me his case which is jjk. anyway what was supposed to be a $55 pen was now $40.

working at a brand new vet is cool bc there’s so much to learn but GOD is there SO MUCH to learn. every day they’re sending me new modules to do. new tests to pass. new material to read. new sites to practice on. like damn i didn’t know i was going to be the veterinarian.

hello friends

I love bread

repost w an old pic you still love 💕

thinking abt women

can i sniff the corners of your house

can i come over and turn into a glowing orb

the retirement age should be lowered to 30

a photo you’d use as an album cover

this kid was staring at me so i stared at him and we just had a staring contest bc idc how old you are if you stare at me im staring back and we’re gonna see who comes out on top

just me, my bright colored skinny jeans, and a punk goes pop album

i feel like playing blitz on fortnite is cheating bc i’ve just been getting dub after dub

anyone wanna get together and play duck duck goose

my works internet has been down since i clocked in at 10 am. talked to the boss, he said everything should be hunkydory bc he spoke to tmobile. i WENT to tmobile and low and behold his acct is suspended. you can never trust a man.

for my new job i had to do a combination of 8 modules on basic life support and advanced life support that were predicted to take 6 hrs total… they took 2 1/2 days bc of the notes i had to take and the quizzes. yall are lucky i love animals is all i got to say.

notifications are a thing? don’t mind if i do

5 favs 5 tags 🐇 food: sushi season: winter drink: iced coffee color: pink anime: jjk i’m not sure who’s done this already and i don’t wanna be annoying so if you’d like to join pls do!!

HEY YOU! YEAH YOU READING THIS RIGHT NOW! 🫵🏾 you are fucking killing it, you are doing your best right now, and that's more than okay. Now get some food in ya and make sure you hydrate 😁

i am so hot horny and ready for this man

ppl who don’t support lgbtq+ relationships bc they “don’t get it” leave me just as confused bc what’s there to not understand? do you need a powerpoint presentation? what’s not clocking to you

i feel like more ppl should know that most women don’t cum from penetration alone

my favorite activity is watching my phone ring