the mariners reliever who blew his achilles wheeled around the bases on his scooter, the vibes are off the charts

I knew I heard that somewhere before #TridentsUp #SiezeTheMoment

Cal Raleigh…

I'm so happy

Go Mariners! Am gonna go and try to simmer my butt down so sleep happens by midnight. So will probably see you guys about 1 am when I still can't sleep.

Wait so how weird of a post-game party is it gonna be if we lose tomorrow but so do the Astros

I think I did a "Warren Moon scream". Hello!

Bryce Miller on Josh Naylor: “We need him next year, too, so we better get workin’ on that.” Tell ‘em, Bryce!

Someone send the Etsy Witch an edible arrangement

Might as well

The prettiest X I’ve ever seen. Go get that Y tomorrow

Someone needs to tell the Mariners to get in their fresh jammies and go to bed because we have more work to do tomorrow

Might as well go win the whole fucking thing! - Cal Raleigh

CAL

Ima cry I might be crying already

😂😂😂 My roommate (pacing): I miss when I didn’t care about this…

Fuck off Mariners

I was at work at 7:45am, until 5:45pm. Went straight to a 45-minute training session. Now I get to go home and start consolidating numbers for payroll. I’m exhausted, y’all.

Drinking an eggnog latte RIGHT FRICKING NOW!!!

I’m autistic. Not because of Tylenol. Not because of vaccines. Not because of some headline. I’m autistic because that’s how my brain works. Stop treating us like a problem. Start listening to us.

These rapture fruit loops are just Linus waiting for the Great Pumpkin. Change my mind.

DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now." ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."

THIS. I’m so fucking tired of autism being a boogeyman or something that needs to be fixed. My favorite people in the world are on the spectrum and they have the most incredible minds and hearts. Fuck anyone who thinks autism makes anyone inferior.

neurodiversity is Good Actually. just want to say that

Finally mailed my divorce papers to the court to be filed. As soon as they get them and file, it’s 90 days to officially divorced.

Life has been monumentally chaotic in the Muzzles Up household! Please be patient as we try to settle in to a new normal with an outside full time job and bid farewell to the nice weather for the season. We will be back with all new episodes on October 20!

This. I’m not resubscribing just because they brought him back after pushback. I need them to do more.

Canceled Disney+/Hulu/ESPN+ That one was one of the tougher ones, but worth it.

Also can I just preemptively say - hey Mariners, you have something special building here, no matter what happens next. Please don’t fucking blow up the team in the offseason. Let’s extend the guys who have made a huge impact since the trade deadline and see where this shit takes us down the road…

Today is the day I’ll be reverting back to my most petty, smartass self for a few minutes. It won’t be my proudest moment, but it’ll make me feel a little better. Also my eyebrow still hurts and the bullshit part about it is I don’t even have a bruise.

I worked 50 hours last week and already have 10 in the books for this week. I’m really looking forward to October 20, when my schedule at work evens out.

Why is the word “dying” so difficult for people to spell? Dieing isn’t a word. Stop it. Also why am I all of a sudden seeing this “word” all over

Soooo I think I just got confirmation that my GBB is a girl 🎀🎉💅

I JUST FOUND AN EDIBLE I SAVED MONTHS AGO AND FORGOT I HAD!! Man, I’m not even mad anymore about the way this day started.

I’ve had shitty top ramen and cup noodles far too often lately. I want pho. From a real pho place. @rabidbabyduck.bsky.social

The irony of calling anti-fascism terrorism.

I still think someone should open a cheese crisp cafe. Sammiches and melts on crisped cheese instead of bread. Nacho cheese drizzled over cheese crisps with all the nacho fixins. Tacos in cheese crisp taco shells and taco salads in cheese crisp bowls. Cheese crisp tapas.

The MOST wonderful time of the year

I really really really hope this series was demoralizing for Houston

It's so pretty 😍

Do we call it the SoDo Shuffle? I know there’s the Soto shuffle but I heard a non-mariners fan call the M’s dance the SoDo Shuffle recently and I 1) felt out of the loop but mostly 2) hoped that’s a thing

AND I HAVE TOMORROW OFF

I don’t think it’s dramatic to say that the Mariners sweeping the Astros is one of the biggest series wins they’ve ever pulled off. What a squad.

Also the Rams lost, I went to an art gallery I’ve never seen, I got the $$ together for final step to file for divorced, booked my stay for Rezz, and had $20 deposited into my account for being a Comfrt ambassador (😆) ..I gotta say

It just continues! GOMS

Mariners win Seahawks win

😆😆 Julio & Robles gonna battle

Naylor is messy as hell. And I’m here for it