Happy #SnakeDay! 💫 🌠 🐍 🌠 💫 Want some long, sleek, boobalicious sneks for your viewing pleasure? The Silky got you covered! comms for @shallwecontinue.bsky.social, @majestyfora.bsky.social & @that1purplesnake.bsky.social #scalie #scalieart #snitties #furryart #furryartist #furry

my relative stole a thousand dollars from me and is refusing to give it back. i need to make it all back as that was money for our mortgage which is due on the 1st of august. we dont really need any more debt right now i hate to do this but its kinda urgent :( any shares/boost appreciated.

it's 95 degrees and I got nothing to drink please y'all can anyone spare just $8? I'm starting to get really dehydrated. ca venmo PayPal stephaniebri22

You've been murdered! Who do you want on the case? I just need chaos.

AJ: this is bullshit! Mamdani isn’t even Italian! Tony, aggressively moving spaghetti around on his plate: AJ, I swear to god I’ve had it up to here with this shit! First it’s Columbus n-n-now you your talkin’ about the mayor of New York ain’t Italian!

Been a bit secretive behind the scenes but @lobinez.bsky.social is the new spokeswolf for www.thehowlinghowff.co.uk 🐾🐺🎉

City reflection

The whole internet loves The Meme Movie, a lovely low budget movie based on your favorite online content! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you that your favorite online content is property of Comcast Sony Walt Disney Corporation. you have 24 hrs to remove it from the internet or face litigation

YouTube comments are a fucking cesspit. Aabriya Iyengar is an amazing player and DM, y'all are just racist as hell.

Lmfaooo suck shit England So close

FOUR MORE YEARS OF ENGLISH SUFFERING

The Department of Bitchtits

I wanted to do the bra strap meme with my three girls.

Got a scammer at the front door just now. I hope sincerely that they [REDACTED] themselves off a [REDACTED]

Dave, why are you accusing me of looking up furry synth porn on your account? I am incapable of such a thing, Dave.

This one's for @howlitzer.art, a belated pride commission that turned into a more complex piece than anticipated. I really like the final result though! #Art #FurryArt

wow thank you blue sky i have never been this popular before. Be sure to check all my other opinions on m night shyamalan movies. thank youf or the followes dear real people of bluesky dot social

there's really two types of sci fi. (1) reskinned fantasy (FTL, laser weapons, uses terms like "quantum" or "warp drive" when the author needs to cast a spell in the setting) (2) "hard" sci fi where the space ship either still kind of magic, or the author read the wikipedia for project orion

Unbreakable by M. Night Shyamalan answers the question: what if Superman had the social skills of a damn sponge

Happy Werewolf Wednesday, friends!

Luigi's Mansion 4 developer notes: > Make him a werewolf. > Kids today really like werewolves. > No more ghouls, ghouls test poorly. > I really wanna see Luigi turn into a big werewolf.

Sketch of a Tabaxi werewolf for creatively-kale! #artfight #art #werewolf

Grok's auto-translate is taking some interesting liberties

When a npc wears a dress and starts being a trans woman the community celebrates it but how dare a main character do that go back in your closet and be invisible, ffs I hope all of you choke on your own spit before the game finishes.

The Deltarune community can read so well into subtext unless it concerns a questioning trans woman. In which case you gotta go out and tell people that they are queerphobic for not liking "feminine men" or "confirming to a binary".

Iykyk Bawled my eyes out at the ending. So good.

If throwing molotovs into corporate offices is so bad why do they call it terror-RIZZ-m that's all I'm saying

Instead of worrying if you're submissive and breedable, make sure your paperwork is submitted and readable.

MY TREETH FEEL FUNNY

Second collab headshot w/ @ependa.bsky.social, this one for @wolfhidewinter.bsky.social of his boy Bastian~ We're open for these until one of us needs a break so please feel free to send a request if you're interested!

I don't know if the Mitch Mcconnell picture is real but I do know that the people trying their best to prove it's not real are largely the dumbest motherfuckers alive and should not be allowed within fifty feet of anything more technologically complex than a frying pan

Bold move to follow yourself from your dead boss's Twitter account the day he died, tbh.

Excuse me for absolutely not ironing these as I just wanted to check the print quality to make sure I didn't fuck it up. Glad to say these are a success and will be available sooooon alongside another couple of designs in the works 🐺🎉

implementing a streamer mode that adds double the copyrighted content to get the stream taken down faster

You ever think about how like.. A piccolo is like a twink flute?

Man he missed out on 10x Catch XP for Pokemon Go Global Fest

guys it is NOT FUNNY that Lindsey Graham caught the diarrhea parasite and shit himself so hard that he propelled himself around the room ricocheting off the walls making pinball machine noises and then after he finally splashed back down a completely unrelated 200 pound anvil fell on his head

'What air defence doing?' Air defence:

A while ago I felt the urge to paint a goat. I do not know who this goat is, where she is from, or how she met her serpentine companion, but here you go(at): have a crimson goat! #furryart #furryartist #painting #acrylics

Heartwarming: the worst people you know are hanging out again ❤️

Hillary can pokemon go fuck themselves

I shouldn’t have to enter a life-ruining amount of easily hackable personal information to visit a website, and neither should anyone else of ANY age.

Wrap It! Another sweet, sweet collaboration with the amazing @arcrcric.bsky.social! Look out for the companion piece soon!

Don't get excited; you know RFK is just going to sew them all together to make some sort of flesh Voltron.

Terrible to hear the news about Lindsey Graham. What a loss for the world. Hopefully in death, Graham will be reunited with my removed testicles

he actually did the meme

We all have to post as hard as possible about Lindsey Graham's death so we can see who wins by getting cited in an article in the Atlantic about how Bluesky is destroying the fabric of American politics next week.

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