resolutions: - get into nature journaling - re enter my jock era and start climbing regularly again - something to incentivize me to visit more parts of the city (like visit every library branch or ride every transit line or something) - keep trying to date - regularly volunteer somewhere

just saw a billionaire pack all his things in a bindle and start leaving new york city on foot. he turned and looked at me with tears in his eyes and said “maybe one day when this city is safe we’ll return” before walking away

the group I’m out with trying to leave with a homie still in the liquor store like come on guys we literally cannot let old acquaintances be forgot

household officially named the Kubo Cabana

incredibly weird and difficult year in so so so many ways. Grateful for all the ways things did end up working out for me personally (new job and moving to San Francisco being huge highlights) but I also feel just a deep sadness for all the could-have-beens this year

(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne

now that we exchanged gifts i can show the flegg i made for my gf hehe.... still a wip because i need to sand & paint it though

Thinking about doing my end of year wrap of reading but also….. believing I might finish at least one more book before tomorrow night so?

one thing of many that would be really good to rebuild in this country is local news reporting

24 hours without a fever, significantly less goopy, feeling like there’s a light at the end of the tunnel…. Call me Katie Keesh, who did NOT die

alone on Christmas Eve with the flu so I’m simply having a wonderful Christmas time

and to Tiny Tim, who EXPLODED into viscera,

Viral coffee hole

feeling cursed by god…. Car accident to power out for almost 48 hours and now I am getting sick like what the fuck

Rest In Power to Betty Reid Soskin www.grandviewindependent.com/betty-reid-s...

Merry Christmas to the two high vis clad lads sitting in their work van, blasting Wonderful Christmas time & passing a whole huge panettone back & forth, taking bites out of it as if it was a big burger

Truly surreal walking around my neighborhood lit only by the light pollution from the parts of the city that have power

PG&E is having a massive outage in San Francisco. Waymo robots aren't handling the traffic light outages well. Cell service is also out is some places. No surprise as Waymo robots & cell have repeatedly failed during power outages. CPUC regulates both Waymo and PG&E (Profit Greed & Explosions).

im at the massive power outage, im at the small earthquake, im at the combination massive power outage and small earthquake

Bitterns

haha I love men they're so fun and problematic in my little shows (taps earpiece) wait they're REAL?

rfk will not rest until your kid is dead wapo.st/4s2l2zn

I can’t believe theres going to be another goddamn ballot measure about sunset dunes….. the park is literally nice and it’s so pathetic that people keep trying to reopen great highway to cars

it really is the world that looks good!!

I hate that every week there's something stupid like an Everyone Has To Drink Pee Now Bill and the alert sounds to CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES THIS IS NOT A DRILL and you really wish you could just trust them to not go for the pee drinking bill

Rival CDC in Avignon

I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises

I want a flegg plush keychain i can put on my bag like a labubu

had a cookie decorating party today and I made flegg🥚my friend also made a very cute blushing flegg

it's really suspicious that the national population of Guys exploded right when the number of Fellers started dropping precipitously

Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.

choose your character: caoimhe wake! finally finished her model! i really struggled on a design for her because i had trouble picturing her initially but i am pretty happy with the final version. especially the silly little hat #friendsatthetable her model on sketchfab: skfb.ly/pE9JH

One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.

(to the tune of eleanor rigby) eleanor rigby

omg wrapped is out….

We may have listeners who are not lesbians but I have never seen any evidence of this

Starting next week, riding this bus and most other buses to BART will be FREE! Clipper 2 rolls out on December 10, including free and low cost transfers between all transit agencies. Riders will automatically receive discounts up to $2.85 when transferring within a two hour window.

Cant stop thinking about the fugly sex cardigan

"What part of 'what you do for the least among you, you do for me' do you not understand?"

Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my dad’s turkey and turn Thanksgiving into the Shitsgiving

fungi friday!

👩‍🌾 Grab your tools

Surprise, we're getting pretty close to the final version of REALIS! ICYMI: I've been making a TTRPG about mystical moons and living spaceships and sentences that can kill you. A preview is available now (see my pinned post), but the full version draws near! www.kickstarter.com/projects/cru...

they NEED to teach CURSIVE in SCHOOLS so KIDS will KNOW how to WRITE ominous antiquated WILLS stipulating their SURVIVING RELATIVES must SPEND THE NIGHT in a HAUNTED HOUSE