this is a former Green Party candidate for president

When it finally happens:

Fuck, they’re going to put Riley Gaines in charge.

how easily white people outside the US get really mad being asked to consider there are POC in the US with cookery cultures that aren’t Hamburger Helper

on that happy note I’m going to New Orleans this week, where I will be eating the best food in the US for four and a half days straight

white brit thinking race doesn’t have any impact on culture or lived experience alert! white brit thinking she has the right to talk about black Americans like they’re equally guilty for this country’s sins alert! mayday! mayday!

first off: lol “abusing us” secondly, Americans joke about *white people food* not being seasoned all the time. British food that’s outside of the influence of the Indian diaspora is like, quintessentially so. you see the same jokes made about white midwesterners’ potlucks.

now more than ever the modifier “white Americans” is desperately needed

This is in fact an extremely different statement than Schumer's tepid complaint that an otherwise very morally justified war should have been put through the proper channels.

Hang on, China did the Susan Collins “highly concerned” bit? Oh brother

yeah I don’t want to see a single Canadian flag lecturing anybody from the US this morning. children are dead because of our assholes and your assholes are going “good job!”

What is this meant to accomplish? Do you not think any of the people losing their rights overnight are actually from Kansas themselves? Are they some kind of mass of Not Really Kansas People, You Know to you the same way they are to the legislature, except you mean it allegedly positively?

The people doing this are the people who Newsom and other centrists want you to think have "reasonable concerns" about women's sports. You don't get to adopt SOME of the Nazi platform, though; they won't let you.

Oh my darlings. I am so, so sorry. This is horrific. I love you so much and I wish, I wish, I wish I could make this world as beautiful as you deserve

So internet-brained my first thought was why did they put dril on this

a lot of people are just fat too though. like I get what you’re saying but plenty of people who have access to healthy food and who exercise still get fat. it’s fine.

(potp) surpriiiiise

I have a vivid memory of going on a nighttime walk and being on the phone with my grandmother and stopping cold because I rounded a corner and saw multiple bodies being wheeled out of the small hospital near where I lived at the time into a morgue truck. Like get real.

Night at City Park, New Orleans

Cushie-doo, 10 Jul '15. #PigeonSky 🪶

Royal and Bourbon between Esplanade and Canal, New Orleans

let's stay together

My boss forgot to pay me & my coworkers on time, so we’re not getting our money until Tuesday. I’m currently in overdraft & probably losing more due to bills I had timed to this paycheck bouncing, so if you can plop anything in my Venmo for me to get groceries & do laundry, I’d really appreciate it.

springkids valentines day cards from 2022 💝 just added to the secret club with their original rough sketches

SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO Oh she HATED his guts

it is not the most important thing about the new ball culture-themed cats revival that it will probably make donald trump really really mad but it’s a very funny fringe benefit

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

I’ve only been a Cenobite three days and I’ve already heard Pinhead say “let’s raise some hell” at least as many times. And yeah we call him Pinhead

“ugh can’t we just have one politics-free zone” i dunno dawg probably not while the secret police can just walk into your home and shoot you

no eres mis casa bonita no eres mis esposa bonita

free username to a good home: patti lupon farr

if you buy this someone should take the rest of your money and give it away

abolish ICE and spend it on restoring our strategic Muppets reserves

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meanwhile Canada is making money selling anti-protestor vehicles to ICE and handing people to them at their southern border

Seeing yet another 'using whistles is disablist' piece circulating: for the 40 millionth time, using disabled people as cover like this is disgusting and calculated to prey on people who are anxious about doing the wrong thing. Doesn't escape notice that white people are the worst offenders.

Mayor Mamdani names criminal justice reformer Stanley Richards as NYC’s new Department of Correction commissioner Richards is the first formerly incarcerated person to lead the city’s jails system @gothamist.com @wnyc.org gothamist.com/news/mamdani...

Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes." After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc

and she’s implied to be mixed-race herself, which is plausible for a French colonial aristocrat at the time like she is. another layer in the cycle.

It’s also funny since Orson Welles gave Eartha Kitt her start onstage by casting her as Helen of Troy in a version of Dr Faustus in…1950.

The moon rises in the cross of Trinity Episcopal Church, Jackson avenue, New Orleans

when @twiliteisntlit.bsky.social is giving me the rundown on jim steinman’s college musical:

WHAT

Grim timeline, good moment to remind people a car is not a flar.

sir can I help you?

CATHERINE O'HARA???????? IS DONALD TRUMP EVEN IN THIS THING?

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I saw her in the live concert version of Nightmare Before Christmas probably about nine years ago & will always think about her doing Sally’s Song w/ the saddest expression I’d ever seen from her and her hands clasped like a child at a recital. Perfect physical performance w/o mimicking the screen.