The Epstein Files bill grants Attorney General Pam Bondi the authority to "withhold or redact" any material that could endanger "national security" or "jeopardize an active federal investigation."

One of the only posts of mine that ever took off was on this, The salvation army (even if it may help people in a community) at its core is inherently homophobic/transphobic & is actively supporting ice and other horrid groups do not give money to them, support local food kitchens with direct funds

Nine US Dollars For Rune Factory 4

ren faire this weekend and i'm excited about my outfit but i'm also rly anxious about getting a good grade at playing dress-up 🥲

“MTG’s latest stunt is a gift to white weenies” could literally be either

with Marjorie Taylor Greene being kind of a whack job and magic the gathering rolling every IP it can into the game, it’s taking longer and longer to decipher which one posts about “MTG” are actually referencing lately

"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo

people aren’t embarrassed enough because how dare you say this about a woman who harassed child survivors of mass shootings and spouted conspiracies about Jewish space lasers, among other bigoted drivel

Guys I think I downloaded the wrong Frankenstein movie

DYING

IMPORTANT A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk. DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!! If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks! BE SAFE!!!

please remember to use photos of norman reedus to pass these tests because they WILL store this and it WILL get stolen

From a reddit post discussing ICE moving into Charlotte

GameStop employees don't deserve this shit.

I painted a cat in a drawer. medium: Nicker poster colour on Arches watercolour paper

Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers

this is a major blow from trump

working at the nyt

fucked up that my call center helljob from a decade ago keeps saving my ass from shitty service interactions wherever i go

QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal." JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"

See the older I get the more I understand Pokemon NPCs having dogshit teams because I'd absolutely just own 30 Tyrunts and immediately let them eat public infrastructure given the chance

I see the “technically it’s ephebophelia” crowd is out today, so just a reminder that A) this is NOT a case where technically correct is the best kind of correct and B) the minute you say this, the gods dump you in the “irredeemable creeper” basket and wash their hands thoroughly after touching you.

I saw this illustration by @annafollies.bsky.social on Tumblr today and instantly lost it. Still missing Fergus every day. 💔 www.tumblr.com/annafollies

Metroid Prime 1–3: A Visual Retrospective: The Official Art and Making of Metroid Prime 1–3 $39.66 via Amazon (Prime Eligible). https://ow.ly/hMQJ50UfNX5

I would like to speak to the smug legalists who assured us this could never happen

this is literally never not accurate

Since we continue to head into the darkest timeline, let me give a tiny bit of light. If you are losing your insurance due to the fuckery in Washington, GoodRx can sometimes help meet or beat the prices offered by your insurance provider. It ain't much, but I hope it helps someone. www.goodrx.com

unimaginable horror

EGG THIS EGGHEAD

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

feeling like the chestburster scene in alien except instead of an alien worm bursting through my chest it's poop coming out of my butt

“We are disheartened to learn that Lord Killdude has broke his promise and has been shoving people in the volcano. If the murdergooner party is as moral as it once was, then they will publicly disavow Lord Killdude’s actions and work with us towards a bipartisan solution to the volcano problem”

Every few weeks we gotta make posts like this”call your dem reps to tell them to not vote to allow Lord Killdude to shove people into a volcano” and then the dem reps go “we’ve made an amazing deal where Lord Killdude can have his volcano so long as he promises not to shove people into it”

Putting together an outfit for renfest in a few weeks but I hate that the perfectionist & history graduate in me would like to go all-out in historically-accurate garb even though that would be too much effort for One (1) time

uwaaaa

PAID OFF MY FINAL STUDENT LOAN 😭😭😭🛐🛐🛐🙏🙏🙏

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milo greene's 2012 self-titled debut still holds up for peak fall album 10/10 no notes

Caught an apocalyptic govt shutdown scenario stray while doomscrolling last night and it's been fucking with my head since 🫠

This is what they took from you

Not now, carnivorous death ball

34 years ago today, we heard this unique rendition of Chuck Berry’s “My Ding-A-Ling.” “Lisa’s Pony” first aired November 7, 1991.

pokemon 30th anniversary soon..........................💀

npr currently running a mamdani anti-semitic allegations smear piece lmfao god i hate liberals