Pornhub has released the top most searched terms in the United States and every state searched “industrial crane lifting a dark and dripping shape from an unquiet sea” bc America is going through it,

anyway i found out today they're putting out a new arcareafact song tomorrow morning like from show by rock in the big 2025

Domestic dispute in public

aiming sets going craaaaazy this patch *v*

New crafted gear obtainable in Final Fantasy XIV Patch 7.4:

i did look at my youtube recap and it was inaccurate in places and influenced by my sleepwatching but also has it become insufferable to anyone else how much this and every other spotify wrapped clone talk about your ~unique journey~ as defined through your media consumption habits

i think she's pulling one over on you guys

resisting the siren call of naptime even though i slept like five hours proving to be very difficult i fear

intellectually i know that the animations they make for soap and cleaning product commercials are dramatized illustrations that don't represent what the products are actually doing but i gotta admit animations of the cool clear facial cleanser sweeping all the gunk out of your pores are appealing

came to walgreens to get a diet coke but two people that went in directly ahead of me came to get a monster so now i've just followed them across the store the whole time

Every ad for AI is like Person: FUCK!! I don’t know what to get my loved one for Christmas!!!!!! I love them so much!!! Tell me what to do, AI!! AI: get sock Title Card: You are literally the smartest person for doing this

excuse you

bro FIVE DAYS????? that'S MY HATCHET I NEED THAT

🏳️‍🌈?

ohohohohoho big boy

ps5 owners better purchase this game bc we all had to see half the responses to every single social media post being "no ps5 version? ):" in the run up to the game's release and it was DREADFULLY obnoxious

dammit the MOMENT aiming finally gets the best set is the moment glamour restrictions stop applying

now why does my chicken have to stop laying eggs and sequester herself in the Pregnant Animal corner of the barn when i have her bred girl you're not pregnant you're a chicken

squeezing honey directly onto apple slices and feeling the sort of self indulgence usually only found in ancient roman patricians

ironic that the prize dealer is called rich bc he's gonna have no material wealth remaining once i bleed his stall dry with my stack of 71 gold medals

My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them? Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord

the main issue with metriod prime 4 and one I can't believe nobody caught before releasing the game is that 4 isn't even a prime number. the premise was invalid from the very start.

you know sos grand bazaar -- hang on. junichi suwabe voices woofio in japanese. that's so funny

i had a trans woman professor at a&m the year i went back and she was really cool but i still think about the first time i spoke to her and called her "professor [lastname]" and then thought "wait no i don't think that's the right term of address for a college professor

bro why did i get an ad for a guy running for comptroller endorsed by riley gaines who says he'll "end transgender indoctrination" on project sekai during ena5

something sosgb does that i think is interesting is that there are no dating events there's a little dating specific dialogue but there's no events exclusive to dating. all the character arcs take place before the confession

extremely niche hill to die on but i think any game with an item quality system should give you the option to reduce the item quality

i think that one reason i could not fit in at my old workplace is that my coworkers, who were all younger than me, would harp on about filler injections and how old they looked and it was not socially acceptable to tell them they'd lost their fucking minds

utterly failing at the pet contest bc i straight up just do not know my left from my right under pressure

you have GOT to be kidding me this whole time i was confused about how to move animals between barns and it turns out the answer is you just have to push them to a different barn yourself

i wonder what this was translated from bc this is really good and like. a very english-specific joke

I love Chiitan posts because they're always like "Everybody, let's make the world kinder to transgender people 🏳️‍⚧️❤️" [video of Chiitan getting blasted out of a giant rocket launcher. you can see the suit getting dismembered in the distance]

the apple store has created a nightmare environment for anxious people who struggle with interrupting and bothering people who clearly already busy and talking to someone else

also that's not the right pfp for nulut, flavor foley, or inabakumori which seems harder to mess up than it would be to get it right

lrt also important to note all cheese blends included in the recall have low moisture part-skim mozzarella (including just pure mozz) so that's probably the offending cheese in the equation

Hey, TX friends, this includes HEB and Hill Country Fare! www.mysanantonio.com/food/article...

y'all think you're funny huh

when i was much younger my mother got us (like the family) a really neat and quite expensive toy robotic dinosaur and i think not hours later someone spilled iced tea on the battery charger and it never worked again and to this day i can't think about it without crying a little

got a new deodorant the other day bc i wanted to go back to spray and i realize now that "completely clean" does not mean "unscented" this shit smells like man deodorant it works though

related to lrt google you useless prudes you got outdone by tvtropes

Porn is always at the forefront of technology! Porn is what your ancestors made with the first cameras! Porn is what cavemen drew on walls! Porn *is* art, you Dumb of Asses!

This insane bit, from the dub of Rascal Does Not Dream of Santa Claus ep 10 The line is actually "I'm enraptured."

sorry candy attends the WHAT magic academy??????

isn't this like. demonstrably false by the game's premise what the fuck

she says that but like, this is entirely plausible within the universe, there's no real reason NOT to believe her. we've seen dragons in disguise look less human and less powerful than she does

mikoto nooooo you're going to delay the arrival of the special edition by two weeks

JUMPSCARE i forgot you were here