Was going to make a sandwich for lunch, find my gluten free bread was moldy... Checked freezer for what I could make instead... Made tteokbokki.

this is stupid as hell, and I hope it creates a fraction of the backlash that the Kimmel stuff did

Lil warmup

Jeff Bezos should give me a billion dollars just because I want to see how fast I can get rid of a billion dollars.

You guys wanna see a dead body?

ok idea for a new strategy, if someone wants to sell you on AI, just have them fix the mental health crisis first so it doesn't kill people, which will require them to fix the income inequality, and then you know maybe at that point we can have a real conversation about the costs and values

every single frame of animation, in-house developed sound effect, line of code, visual asset, chart, and line of dialogue was done by a human and done without using generative AI tools in the making of UNBEATABLE. relinquishing creative choices to tools makes your work empty, vapid, and meaningless

It's Tuesday yet again! And this Tuesday is a special Tuesday, as it was 19 years ago TODAY that I posted the first page of Skin Deep! Oh how far we've come. Thanks for reading! www.skindeepcomic.com

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

drew some orcs 🏳️‍🌈

If you see this post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.

Hey everyone! I am gearing up for the first print run of Malatona, a political intrigue set in a fictional 17th century province. Back the project here (¡disponible en español!): www.kickstarter.com/projects/mak...

Lord of the Lake

I already did one but I thought of a better joke. Gender is a performance and I'm John Cage's 4'33"

Gender is a performance and I'm learning maybe I shouldn't give the audience what they want.

Gender is a performance and I'm "Theatre closed."

If you see this post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.

WHICH ONE OF YOU DID THIS

congrats to everyone for thinking this through before signing very big contracts to put it on every student’s device at the school or university you run

OVER A MILLION USERS DISCUSS SUICIDE WITH CHATGPT EVERY *WEEK* what the fuck are we DOING here

I just keep thinking “Elon Musk just got a trillion dollars”

Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do

Prices since Trump took office: -Groceries: ⬆️ 2.7% -Utilities: ⬆️ 11% -ACA premiums: ⬆️ 26% -Overall consumer prices: ⬆️ 3% Trump: “I don't want to hear about the affordability.”

Yes. This. Say it louder.

10/10 take. No notes.

that's a wrap on game changer season 8 (📸 = sean jacobson)

Went to take the dogs out for an evening walk, the larger dog was excited to go out meanwhile the smaller dog looked at me from the top of the stairs and then walked away.

Happy soup season! We made pozole verde tonight.

The dogs. They’re being mindful of each other. Promising that they behave like amicable roommates.

I have a lot of unpacking to do, but happy to say that I am full time outta Texas!

the thing in medieval confessional manuals about being careful not to accidentally introduce your parishioners to ways of sinning they had never yet considered. like that.

Gotta love those flights that are basically ascent -> ten minutes of cruising -> descent... How I wish we had good trains in this country.

The Cortylorhynchus considers my problems, nods sagely, and says, "have you tried basking in the sun about it? While being as spherical as possible?"

This is what you call “the opposite of a problem”

Running a Halloween one shot in a few hours.

Star witch 💫✨

So I guess there’s a reason I never trusted RING.

I always find it slightly odd when cooking youtube's are sponsored by a ready meal company like Factor or Cook Unity, because, like... that's the opposite of cooking?

Boycott Krafton. One wretched decision after another and now this? We have to start sending clearer messages to companies like them. They deserve consequences.

biblically accurate cat

Responding to all dumb memes with "Will none endeavor to cure the brain-rot" from now on

Brain-rot through the ages:

eating chicken fingers as a child: pure magic eating chicken fingers in my 30s: something is wrong inside me, something evil lives here now, I should not have done that

FYI for Google Drive users.

“I am not interested, nor will I ever be interested. I'm 61, and I hope to be able to remain uninterested in using it at all until I croak. ... The other day, somebody wrote me an email, said, ‘What is your stance on AI?’ And my answer was very short. I said, ‘I'd rather die.’” 🫡

Updating my LEGO White House

In case you think this is a joke

Elon Musk couldn’t figure out how to make a pop tart without hurting himself