scary movie guy 1: i thought you said we'd get trapped in infinite back rooms guy 2: no i said bathrooms infinite trump lookalikes on toilets: i have the BEST diarrhea diarrhea noises

I am furious and heartbroken that Strip Law has been cancelled after one season. That one season was a perfect season of television, every episode an incredibly-engineered joke machine that left me wheezing with laughter. It sucks so much that’s all we get, but its legend will only grow.

louisiana (my home state) is too fuckin clueless to know that black culture is the only reason they get any tourism dollars

this reminds me of Soundgarden's funniest lyrics "hands are for shaking not tying"

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The animation chat has me thinking one telling thing - in the years since AI arrived, there's not been a ground-up indie phenomenon, like we saw with earlier tech (Flash, etc). It hasn't unlocked anyone's creativity. For all the anti-gatekeeping rhetroic, nothing anyone cares about has been born.

Here's a few of my favorite Strip Law jokes:

people think these stories are one off successes but everyone is yearning for tangible thrills after decades of cgi marvel action figures taking turns punching each pther

spencer pratt looks like how white people picture little baby angels

people fuckin hate AI

what is a snake if not a head attached to a foot

I think if Guillermo del Toro subtweeted me I would walk into the ocean immediately

so they told me theres not going to be anymore strip law at Netflix i really cant be anything but grateful. at every phase it was made by talented people in pursuit of nothing but pure chaotic delirious joy and im so so proud of it thank you to everyone who gave it chance I thought it was funny

Holy hell. Strip Law just tapped HOMER QUINCY SMITH.

every headline about this guy is him getting a 50k check from Molestro, The Pollution Loving Lake Monster

oh

“We need to keep remembering that the fight is about those on the inside,” said Cristian Moreno-Rodriguez of El Pueblo Unido of AC. “As long as we keep doing that, we encourage everyone to keep coming, to make sure we’re highlighting the atrocities and abuses these ICE agents are committing.”

Jesus Christ, people need to be held accountable for this, absolutely disgusting.

Body falls out of bottom of casket at funeral as horrified mourners scream

Here's the serious bit for anyone who'd rather skip the 4000 words of jokes

this is very funny

swan boy comic is on one of those heaters that either ends in a 6 movie deal or suicide by cop

Morrissey and Iggy Pop

yo gimli did you just ask an elf queen for some of her hair!?

i dont know if that talarico dude is any good but you everyone should be taking heart that the Republicans are clearly terrified of him

ive been working on a theory that many modern problems can be traced back to the fact that as far as day to day life goes having 30 million dollars feels roughly the same as having 30 billion and we're all trapped in a room with demigods trying to feel something

god being a deadbeat dad kinda tracks

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living in a 24/7 d/s (damsel/snidely) relationship with a girl who keeps a pair of airpods in so she can listen to oncoming train asmr to stay in "trackspace"

AI could never outperform me at what i do (sin eater)

Pete Hegseth Shaking With Rage After Imagining Plus-Sized Astronaut https://theonion.com/pete-hegseth-shaking-with-rage-after-imagining-plus-sized-astronaut/

im a huge part of the make it make sense podcast's wack pack

i love her make her president

yeah i have a type

imagining Bunk and McNulty showing up to the crime scene from the end of Romeo and Juliet

for sale baby shoes never worn i am a big adult i dont know what i was thinking

go see i love boosters

My life coach yelling from the sideline for me to "just run out the clock"

if you haven't seen the whole thing do yourself a favor youtu.be/XQLdhVpLBVE?...

I can't quite explain it but these dogs look like they *know* they're Mets fans

Strip Law has so many perfect gags, it has become one of our favourite repeat watches

🎶It's not unusual to be Mandalorian🎶

they should’ve used coolio fantastic voyage in the odyssey trailer

Jesus Christ

his name was grogu he was a showgirl