“How bad can it be to have an anti-vaccine zealot leading our health agencies?” 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

BOAT STUCK!!!!!

|￣￣￣￣￣| WEAR A MASK!! |＿＿＿＿＿| (\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || / 　 づ

NOAA Cuts Leave Wind Chimes As Sole Predictor Of Approaching Hurricanes

Start a trend!

The average person with the flu gives it to around 1.4 people. The average person with measles gives it to between 12 and 18 people.

Bombadil posting will continue until morale improves 💛

bdg on #p4a2025

funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread

Eagles fans… Philadelphians…. You know what you have to do.

Even though the Eagles technically won by 18 we all know they spiritually won by about 50-0

Serena Williams!

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

Today is a win for everybody. And by everybody I mean specifically Eagles and Kendrick Lamar fans.

The Eagles have won Super Bowl LIX, defeating the Kansas City Chiefs 40-22! This marks the Birds' second time claiming the Vince Lombardi Trophy. inquirer.com/eagles/live/...

BIRDS BIRDS BIRDS

And while we’re at it get rid of that damn racist Chiefs’ chant

Anne Hathaway #GoBirds

eagles fans when we’re only up 27-0 instead of 31-0

The Chiefs have lost the Mandate of Heaven

If you’re in line to sack Patrick Mahomes, STAY IN LINE

“I want to play their favorite song, but you know they love to sue.” — Kendrick Lamar shading Drake during the #SuperBowl halftime show.

Kendrick brought America together the way that "Country Roads" ad was supposed to.

He did the full smile from Smile

KENDRICK DID THAT

GO MF BIRDS 🦅

The Eagles winning because of DEI (a white cornerback)

I hope everyone who climbs a pole tonight in Philly has fun and stays safe

worst two minutes of patrick’s life bless his heart

LETS GO BIRDS!!!!!!!!!!

go fucking birds

eagles fat guys look better idk!

goooooooo birds!!

Tom Brady is all smiles at Super Bowl LIX

BOOING THE CHIEFS LMAO

i really don’t like looking at tom brady actually. fake person

hahah oops

go birds etc

We as a society need to produce more creepy waltzes

just had a very humbling conversation in a french bookshop with the owner as she made small talk while she rang up my french-for-babies purchase. like why is it that i can never actually remember any words when i am talking to actual humans ahhhhhh. like i blanked on “les amis” and am dead now.

Been a rough few days but looking at this shot I took of my family’s ancestral homeland is keeping me going

a thing abt me is that i WILL be occasionally rewatching lindsey ellis’s bright video specifically for the orc cop bumpers on the chapter titles

Snowy night

unraveled a blanket to make a new blanket whooooo

Everyone’s talking about how the AI bots made by Meta are bad, but just a reminder you can make your own Meta AI chatbot right inside Messenger and there’s definitely no problems there

every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”

happy hogswatch

Merry Christmas. I hope today you get to see the felt frog and Michael Caine

missing this ginko specifically this evening