go fucking birds

the approach of "it might tell you to get a test you don't need!" does not work for the modern day patient. rather the inaccuracy of it may not see the abnormality that a trained professional would. tells you that you are fine but there's actually cancer growing.

this app feels like logging into work. im tired of the political discourse 😭

Daredevil: Unleash Hell #1 Hidden Gem variant by Joe Quesada. Cover is 1:50

i was assigned a mentor at work and idk how to like break off the arrangement 😭😭

i must remember kindness when brandon asks me a rude question unknowingly 😒

gotta watch arcane asap

retro videogames 💛💫 #art #illust

up at 12am watching cs shanghai major 😒 i hate boys

i just call everything tweets. it's your job to figure out what platform I'm talking about

SKEET stands for Spreading Kindness Everywhere Except Twitter

just admitting to jury fixing???

I won’t be calling them skeets

kill him for all i care

apparently there is a really good thread somewhere on bluesky breaking down the johnny somali saga in Korea so I'll be brief: a super annoying American shock streamer desecrated a comfort women memorial and Koreans are now crowdfunding bail (+ rewards????) for anyone who punches him out in public

my recent knitting project is a scarf as a present for emily ☺️

me and brandons dog heh

bacon skewers. absolute banger invention.

We got this 🫶🏼

ekko #arcane #art #brart

Uh oh! #art

But I have nothing to fear! For the blue bird is with me. #Arcane

my timeline is full of go birds this morning and the only thing I can say about that is: go birds

i can't wait till we're passed all the "well guess im on here now" posts and we get to the funny stuff

Yeah same 😂

the energy here is eerily sane. i feel like i'm at a networking event and they havent turned off the overhead lights yet

why are you already going there. can we just vibe for 5 minutes

my therapist texted me a nice message about taking time to be gentle with myself during this time where scary thoughts can occur and ma'am idk how to tell you this but I'm plottin to take over the gov like im not someone to worry about 😭😭

trying to find content on here about sharks i can follow and just seeing furry porn of sharks............

Building muscle memory by opening Bluesky 74 times a day instead of Twitter.

🌊 waterfall dress 🌊

Its the month of giving so ive decided to give up on twitter

voting today was horrible but its done

i wonder if this app will be better than the bird app

Look how long this couch is. What the fuck was going on in this home to necessitate so much seating

her: did you spend all afternoon editing kevin james into that norman rockwell painting? me:

Overcast 2022

Oh to simply vibe like the Michelin Man

Freshwater fish (tetra, piranha, betta and Killifish)

Summer is over; the evil has been defeated. It was touch and go for a while there, but we did it, y’all. We did it.

Good morning

This piece is almost a decade old, and I still really like it. Aoife and the Children of Lir.

fuck it first post a jax picture