Wait I meant next weekend

Portland and Seattle shows this weekend I’m trying out a new smile what do we think linktr.ee/jaboukie

Coming to an oomf near you… linktr.ee/jaboukie

I am going on Tour (Europe & US) linktr.ee/jaboukie

new show this tuesday... t.co/G3eQRrKKlk

tomorrow at 2pm

what looney tunes needs is a prequel where bugs bunny confirms elmer fudd & marvin the martian are not on the spectrum before Targeting them

i'm on substack open.substack.com/pub/jaboukie...

woman next to me on this flight is on her second challengers rewatch. there is a magnetic field of horny emanating from her. she's watching the hotel scene with the kubrick stare

boston? 1st quality of life?

ccc (craisins, cashews, cheese)... the perfect snack...

good morning

nuh uh

uhm, this was NOT on my 2024 bingo card. it was actually just 24 56 33 83 45 03 07 FREE 58 21 11 34 55 98 64 67

saw my first penis on here felt like seeing your teacher at the store

my face is the front of shop

there being no AI bots is so peaceful... every post is a human thought. pesticide-free posting. farm to table skeets

as much as i dont want to bite the hands that feed but is jack, the creator of twitter then bluesky, not the reason X became toxic in the first place? like was he forced to sell twitter to e-lawn

why are you already going there. can we just vibe for 5 minutes

im gna be straight up with you. is there porn here

i see any nara smith type beat content on here i'm reporting it. you mention beef tallow, blocked. you have a bob you're okay for now but that is strike one

just saw my first algorithmically suggested furry art post. the world is healing

can i just say going with jbouie for the branding is crazy. how many jamelles work at the new york times

realizing that i need to clarify on here that i am NOT jamelle bouie. never in my life did i think i'd be catching name adjacent strays

the energy here is eerily sane. i feel like i'm at a networking event and they havent turned off the overhead lights yet

where my skeeters at

SKEETS!!!!!!

what are discrete, individual bluesky posts called... do they have a name... of not bring in the same team that came up with fleets pls

note that i have free speech again i want to say im gay

it's crazy how tw*tter is now cultural indistinguishable from 2012 4chan

so. what are yall doing this f*urth *f j*ly

it's really done fr Over There it seems

jack is on here posting hole pics omg