Texas flies are something else. No fear. No fucks given

Me in Assassins Creed when I leap off everything to flee a scene I caused.

Hey guys don’t forget!

Hook up culture is wild - I don’t think it happens as often as people let on 🤭

ポケモン絵文字

🌈✨ prince ✨🌈

A rare banger from Madonna

Without downloading new pics what is it like to date (and/or be married to) you?

I would literally be sobbing right now if I weren’t such a mean ol’ biddy. One of my all time fav albums SIGNED and in PINK VINYL????? 💦🍆

i do have a new embroidery piece that's almost finished but i haven't had time to work on it because i keep having to do other things. gross!

For all we know This may only be a dream We come and we go Like ripples on a stream So love me tonight Tomorrow was made for some And tomorrow may never come For all we know

A gashapon store opened in the mall 10min from my house goodbye next paycheck

rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead to their conservative families but running a lovely antique shop in vermont

Miss, for a dollar can you name someone who’s lying?

It me

Fancy another one?

I woke up 😡𝕡𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕗 𝕠𝕗𝕗😡 for no reason but my mom talked me out of that mood and now im at my aunts bday party having an excellent time. Thank god for moms.

{ II. “ Order ” } ⚖️ O Radagon, leal hound of the Golden Order. #ELDENRING #エルデンリング #art #fanart

*brings out bowl of crisps* *brings out bowl of dip* *sits down* *puts hand into dip bowl, sauce all over fingers* *puts hand into crisps bowl, crisps stick to fingers* *puts whole hand in mouth, lick it clean* "So, what kinda movie do you wanna watch?"

Liking a post by a straight person during pride month regardless of how funny it is? Absolutely not

It me

Miss, for a dollar can you name someone who’s lying?

I’ve always thought he was weird looking and now I feel justified

Who’s dick do I have to suck to never see Jason Momoa ever again???

a gay man will say “I’m over it” and then describe the situation with the emotional clarity of a courtroom testimony

In a “I ain’t contacting no one til they contact me” mood 🙄😒

My least favorite Disney movie was Ratatouille. That rat wasn’t special. All twinks do what you say when you pull their hair.

Is this the kinda stuff I need to be posting to make friends here?

“Oh Nice” “Yeah” “Cool” GIVE ME SOMETHING TO WORK WITH

Big portrait of mohg #eldenring

Yourself, but as a cartoon.

devil wears prada 👠

🤠 🧑‍🚀

If you tell me your ass is “juicy” two things are gonna happen. 1: I’m gonna gag 🤢 2: I’m gonna tell you you need to start wiping better

I showered for the first time today since being diagnosed with heart failure. I know that sounds gross considering it’s been like 2wks but I had to wait until someone could be here in case I passed out or has a cardiac episode. I feel so much better but yes, I very nearly passed out twice.

I recently discovered Australian SuperStar, Cherylyn Barnes

What country flag is 🏳️‍⚧️ and why are all their men so hot?

Things that will get you muted or not followed: •repetitive vague-posting / sub-tweeting •repetitive posts of you in a chastity cage (they gross me out) •bear face •politic posting. I use social media for FUN ONLY. •if your acct is just full of discourse (of any kind)

“*pssssst*…. bush means pubes”

(pubes) did 9/11

I LOST ALL MY PICS OF ME AT THEIR CONCERT BUT IM HERE AND CELEBRATING!!!!

i know it’s been a good day — but allow me to remind you why it’s actually a great day

UPDATE: posting this as a picture because it’s too long for bsky.

and if it dips into weird fiction or horror, ohohohoohhhh

“𝘋𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘸𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶!”

HAPPY SWITCH 2 ANNIVERSARY!!!

I really hope the cardiologist can tell me something tomorrow because I should NOT be out of breath just from mixing macaroni and cheese together.

Wait when did we start calling funfetti cake dot cake and charging out the ass for it????