Hair kinda popping off today actually

Wishing everyone talking about nationwide fairer share today a merry fuck you bc WHERE IS MINE. I want to close my Nationwide account BUT I WANT MY £100 FIRST

Would do a hump day post but my ass is SO flat atm you don’t wanna see that til I’ve done some squats

Low-key want a few of my patients to no-show today bc I fully cannot be aaaaaarsed

Anyone for a late #mcm entry?

Whyyyyyy am I so tired this morning I want to go back to beddddddd

Save me hot barista at the train station, save me

For those in the know there is an ALTernative version of that 👀👀

Fancy another one?

Idgaf about the Scary Movie hate sometimes I just wanna shut of my woke brain for a bit Y’know?

Moved my mirror to get ready, thigh pics have generally gone down well previously

Home early, pride was too wet and not in a fun way 😭😭

Moved my mirror to get ready, thigh pics have generally gone down well previously

Borderline stormy weather for pride day. Maybe god really does hate 🚬s

Canterbury pride tomorrow, lots of new profiles on Grindr, might suck a few of em off 🥰🥰

So many i*rael flags on overwatch tonight ew 🤢

My last patient was a cute af short 42yo king with Mediterranean vibes and lemme tell you I wanted to see HIS fcf 🥰🥰🥵

Notice as well how everyone, even Linda the transphobe, are using Hayley’s preferred pronouns

Don’t wanna work today actually I just wanna suck all the fat cocks this Friday

Happy new Evanescence album day 🚬s 🥰🥰

Once again I am respectfully asking for bloomfies to fill my throat 😔😔

Finally watching SNLUK properly and the way I NEED to be in a George Fouracres/Paddy Young sandwich (Ania can be there too if she wants I’m obsessed with her)

Jordan br*ndtsboys is getting a bit of grey at the sides and in the beard and I HATE how feral that man makes me

This was funny and a lil bit cunt at first but now I just want it to be over 😭

The longer my bus home is delayed the less I want to cook when I get home and more likely I am to order takeaway which will NOT be good my waistline or wallet 😭

Can’t wait for the new God of War game, mainly just for a new version of Jack Quaid to fancy 🤷‍♀️

I refuse to believe either of these characters are straight they are both AT BEST bisexual disasters

Happy Pride Month. If you're a gay man, please remember your power. People often think that gay men are innately fashionable, which means if you wear some stupid shit for long enough, straight people, including homophobes, will copy you and then you can laugh at them.

I know we moan about the rainbow dollar but the fact I’ve seen barely any big companies posting about pride month this year is Not A Good Sign

Uk gays and theys does anyone have like a queer clothing shop (online) they really like? I want something explicitly queer for pride this weekend and I only just thought about it so advice GREATLY appreciated 😭😭

It’s the start of pride month and I haven’t had c*ck in my thrussy yet pride is cancelled

the straights™ beginning tomorrow:

Finally watched Heated Rivalry after finishing the first book and they are BUTCHERING my babies’ story why is Kip and Scott just one episode 😭😭😭

Anyways I went to see the new Mando film and like it was fine but it coulda just been a couple episodes. Like I feel like I probably coulda just waited til it comes out on Disney rather than spending £17 on a cinema ticket 🤢🤢

Been chatting to this guy on gr*ndr for a few days (rly wanna s*ck his d*ck) and it turns out we literally just went to the same cinema showing???? Girl WHAT???

I love the ban phase in OW competitive bc it’s like everyone universally decided FUCK sombra

Left my sunglasses at work I cannot SEE pray4me bloomfies

Vinyl buying ban is going well (just ordered the new Shinedown album)

Post a photo from 2019 Back when i used to go out drinking then walk through all of Thanet to get home rather than pay for a taxi 🥰🥰

Happy new Shinedown album day to those who celebrate 🥰🥰

Should be a bank holiday celebration tbqh

I want another coffee but work is homophobic and only has hot coffee so I guess I’ll just die 🤷‍♀️

It’s giving Sharon coming back to Albert Square

‘We’re protecting women’

Landlords need to grow a pair I applied for a new place but made it clear the earliest I could move in was mid July and they’re all ‘well why can’t you just move in on the 1st instead’ baby girl I actually work for a living and I am NOT paying 2 full rents for a month 😭😭

Have to look a bit smarter for work now and I low-key hate it but the girls I work with said it makes me look for so 🤷‍♀️

Top 10 Kylie songs... go (No particular order) Please Stay Your Disco Needs You In Your Eyes Spinning Around Vegas High Get Outta My Way All The Lovers On A Night Like This Confide In Me I Should Be So Lucky

WHY is it that I’ve been h-word all day but no luck and yet now I’m in bed someone’s perked up hunting like come ON I am TIRED now

Not to bang on but the fact that it’s peak summer temperatures and it’s not even the end of may yet is actually unhinged I might just off myself to save the pain of sweating