Nico from Electric Callboy I am free on thursday night if u want to hang out please read this and then let me know if u want to hang out on thursday night when I am free

Put new Madonna song on the TV (it’s a banger) and was pleased to see we’re getting back to Visualiser territory but also do not watch it if you are epileptic oh my god

Forgot how fine Alden Ehrenreich is in Weapons tbf 🫦

I never thought the wolves would eat my face!!

Made it through my first week of having patients on my own and I didn’t kill anyone but I am so TIRED I need a NAP and some DICK and a TAKEAWAY

First patient this morning told me I ‘have a bit of Pedro Pascal going on’ so i am having a GREAT Friday 🥰🥰

Do you think Mamdani gets sick of the gays thirsting over him? Like I’m not gonna stop I’m just wondering

I have never seen a man do something SO hot oh my god I am DRIPPING

Tbh I just wanna see people’s dicks because I’m curious

Niche content but I NEED ppl to stop having narrow ear canals it’s so ANNOYING please just GROW UP

You have GOT to be fucking with me SO FUCKING FOR REAL

Tbf I think this is pretty accurate bc who tf DOESNT want to fuck Taron Egerton?!

Tired and achy for no good reason so I’m doing the only reasonable thing and getting into bed before 9pm

Watching the new Dan Levy show and I genuinely cannot stop thinking about Rachel Sennot’s line delivery of the word ‘shovels’??? Like idk why it’s tickled me so much but it just has???

My brain is definitely broken bc I am fighting the urge to shout ‘RIKER’ every time I sit on my lil saddle stool at work

The Birds of Prey/Harley movie deserved a sequel I need more of these girlies (and also the hottest version of Victor Zsasz)

Once again I am not looking forward to going to work tomorrow after 10 days off 😭😭

Watching 2001: A Space Odyssey and I kinda empathise with HAL bc I too would like to remove any witnesses when I make a mistake

Sliced the tip of my finger open while washing up someone come take care of me 🥺🥺

Time for big boss fight with arguable THE best boss theme of all time #expedition33

Anyways this gin is starting to taste like needing bloomf cock 🥰🫦

This is my first time replaying Clair Obscur and like I genuinely think I forgot JUST how good this game is?? Like fuck me they really got this game RIGHT

Having an absolutely wild Friday night (replaying Clair Obscur with Easter chocolate and gin)

Anyways we went to see Waitress tonight and Carrie Hope Fletcher was amazing obvi but I spent the entire time checking out the guy playing Cal 🫦

Tell you what I am fagged out today lads my back is a mess I just need bed and maybe a stiff drink

Brits are a simple breed, we see 18c sunny weather and the legs and arms are OUT

Taking the slow train route to Brighton and the last train didn’t even have plugs or WiFi it was like being in the dark ages 😭😭😭

Feel like it’s time for some new Rina music where are you girl we miss you it’s time ❤️

Whyyyyyy can’t I sleeeeeep I have to go to Brighton tomorrooooooow

They know no-one watched the last couple seasons so they’re tryna get the gays back on side

Okey you can’t quite tell it’s blue bc lighting but gang I look fine as fuck right now 🫦

One of the gloves from hair dye had a hole in so now there’s just a big purple spot on the palm of my hand 😭😭😭

Questionable hair decisions are being made

Gonna dye my hair and start replaying Clair Obscur later happy bank holiday 🚬s

Home from an afternoon/evening of being family social to find housemates blasting Mamma Mia full volume. Which like, that’s fine but also the lounge is directly below my bedroom and I hear EVERYTHING as if it’s in my room and they know that and I just want to CHILL

Once again suffering from ‘didafoodshopbutdidntgetsnacks-itis’ 🥺🥺

Anyways 10 days off now thanks to the back holiday let’s fuckin goooooo

Once again asking for K-pop girl groups to start serving cunt again or I’ll be stuck in 2nd and 3rd gen forever

When will my sex drive return from war I haven’t c*m for DAYS

PUSS PUSS 97 ON THE NUMBER PLATE PUSS PUSS 97 ON THE NUMBER PLATE

Cute bear on my train i am free on thursday night if u want to hang out please read this and then let me know if u want to hang out on thursday night when i am free

Daily affirmations

Okay so now which oomf am I choking on to celebrate?? 👀👀

If you see this, post a picture of your thighs. This is old but I think it serves the point

TECHNICALLY not confirmed until next week but I passed my assessment so ya boy is official a Hearing Care Assistant 🥰🥰🥰🥰

While I am always on board with binning off generative AI I think the reaction to this new bsky ai thing is a little much for a niche program that the majority of users would never even look at or use anyways 😬😂

Left the hotel bc it was noisy and I need to do last minute revision. Found a quiet costa in town, thought perf this’ll work Cue a swarm of kids not 10 minutes later

I’ve a headache and the room smells of paint but at least the mirror is half decent

First was Sundowners in Margate which was a proper dive at the time First GOOD gay bar was Thompsons on Canal St tho 🥰🥰🏳️‍🌈