Hot sales rep is here an every time I forgot /just/ how much I wanna choke on it

My evening is RUINED (didn’t get chocolate on the way home)

—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter —Infanta? —No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly

gm

Kinda wanna preorder Saros bc I want Rahul Kohli to split me in two but also I didn’t really get on with Returnal and it’s giving similar vibes so idk

Check clearsky for the first time in ages, saw I had a bunch of new blocks on 21/10 so wondered what I could have posted Anyways I did one of those quote post selfies which was the only thing that got significant notes. So that probably was the cause of the blocks. So I feel GREAT.

Sometimes I wish I was bi/pan bc imo a beautiful woman will always be superior to a beautiful man but sadly, I have 0 desire to date women. I DO want Michelle Rodriguez to step on me tho

i stand by this statement every year

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

?no???!!!what?!!!?!???!?!?

Spiders Georg found frothing at the mouth

So she’s tank Iron Fist on crack. Coolcoolcoolcoolcoolcol

One of my old Brisbane hookups is selling a spare Gaga ticket for $975 (AUD) and it’s not even VIP this is inSANE to me

This is a VERY dangerous step in the direction of queer people also not being able to use changing rooms btw bc this will absolutely not stop at Trans Women existing being considered harassment

Nothing but respect for MY Welsh songstress 🥰🥰 Charlotte Church can truly do anything 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

Just listened to the soundtrack version of Wicked Witch of the East and they cut all the meat out of it?? Like where’s the fire?? The urgency??? Reading the Grimmerie??? Girlies no

FFXIV is so unserious why am I, a chef dressed as a giant tonberry, talking to a sentient rabbit about going to space and making a Star Trek redshirt joke 😭😭

Somehow always forget how expensive December is like I DESPERATELY need to stop spending money else I may not make it to pay day 😭

FFXIV: TOQGER

Being annoying on your own timeline is free speech. Being annoying in someone's replies is harassment. Quote posts are a gray area of the law still being developed

Here we go

Haven’t been in a bed-sharing mood all week and now that I am the bf is sick and didn’t wanna stay 😭😭

I don’t wanna go work tomorrow I just wanna get thick uncut dick from a man who looks like a lumberjack

Rewatching the beginnings of one of the greatest love stories of our generation (Ian and Mickey off of Shameless)

Will not be participating in today’s gay thirst trap quote post bc I literally have not work a pair of briefs in about 20 years soz

Idk man I think if you told me in 2011 that Rebecca Black would put out one of my favourite albums of 2025 I would have laughed in your face

Surprised this Simpsons quote doesn’t get more play.

reskeet with a tweet you still think about

As Israel have been allowed to compete in Eurovision 2026, the UK must follow in the footsteps of Ireland, Spain, Slovenia and the Netherlands and boycott the competition. The world's largest live music event cannot be used to whitewash Israel's ongoing genocide in Gaza.

Can’t believe I’m being FORCED to go to work today instead of sitting at home and playing Octopath 😭

Furious at this. TERFs and Gender Critical people are a loud, radicalized, wealthy minority, forcing groups who've done the right thing for years into horrible positions that none of them want. Stop buying Harry Potter. Fight for your trans brothers and sisters. They'll come for you next.

Octopath Traveler is meant to be arriving today and I have the day off (unrelated) but the longer it takes to arrive the less playtime I have I want it NOW 😭😭

Lemme hear u make some noise 🚬s 🥰🥰

Happy Holidays includes when gay people reveal their top listens of the year, btw

I love my Christmas playlist bc what do you mean I have 7 different versions of Last Christmas???

…you know the reason people love these films has nothing to do with Bill tho right? Like I could not care less about a prequel focused on Bill Gimme one based on O-Ren (or any of the girls tbh) and we’ll talk

I booted up windows 98 to defrag my BADAPPLE drive

Obsessed with this, the more you look the worse it gets 😭 Coat Bath? Mudroom and Laundry with two baths? Bedroom 2 is just cabinets? Bedroom 4 is just a sink? Jack & Jill FUl Bah???!!

I think it's really telling that there's never been a hot person who's into AI

"I just tried to call" Yeah I know, I saw the call and I ignored it.

Forget that the guy from Derry Girls also has a j middle name bc when I see the username ‘djllewellyn’ I have to double check it’s not me 😭😭

Extra chocolatey timtams my beloved

You learn something new everyday!

"Autoglass repair, Autoglass replace"

Post something random or you’ll have an awful December

Nothing will fix me at this point.

Happy Friday I woke up with a jolt at 4.30, haven’t really slept properly since and now my bus is half an hour late can I just bin this day off?

Couldn’t really care less about thanksgiving obvi BUT it does give us copious amount of Boys in Flannel so happy thanksliving to all my americoomfs