Thorpe Park is the best place for ogling Hot Dads and Hot Nerds it makes me wish I still had Grindr bc I KNOW these boys are 🚬🚬

Went on Hyperia. The worst possible photo of me now exists.

At secondary school we had conker trees at the end of the playing field and ended up getting conkers ‘banned’ bc we used to just lob them at each other The groundskeeper had to go and collect all the conkers in the morning before school started every day

Boyfriends are overrated mine keeps farting in bed and I’ve had ENOUGH

Guys can we PLEASE wait more than like 10 minutes before posting spoilers bc why do I already know who was booted off traitors AND THE EPISODE HASNT EVEN FINISHED UET???

"I used AI to generate videos of girls who wanted me" BRING BACK BULLYING! STUFF THESE NERDS IN LOCKERS *IMMEDIATELY*! EVERY SECOND THAT PASSES WITH THEM UNWEDGIED IS TENS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS AND GALLONS OF WATER SQUANDERED!!!

Okay but I swear they admitted this a few years ago???? When they both came out did they not say they were together????

Very excited for Alton Towers tomorrow BUT the caveat to that is we have to stay in Stoke on Trent for the evening 🤢

Greatest literature of our time found on display in Wetherspoons Made me think of u @soozuk.bsky.social

As diets go I do really enjoy weight watchers but sometimes the portion sizes are insane like this is more pasta than I’d ever normally eat??? I’m gonna explode????

Happy coming out day when I ‘came out’ to my mum it was actually her going ‘when are you gonna tell your dad you’re gay’ completely unprompted and then I just started crying 🥰🥰🥰

Am actually so ready for this week to be over I just wanna get home and bash one out over oomfie fcf posts

Post you from a different era You’ll get sick of twink era Dan eventually I promise

Had several dreams last night but in one I took a really good nude so when I woke up I looked for it to post for fcf to find it didn’t actually exist 🫠🫠🫠🫠

Can’t wait to wake up in the morning and see what I’m sure will be perfectly normal reactions about the new season of 9-1-1

I am not immune to Oliver Stark propaganda that man is SO fine even if he does sound like he’s from south london

Good morning happy chewsday I have to go to Maidstone (ew) for work and my train is delayed (shock) and the Costa machine on the way is broken (devastated) 😔😔😔

Rewatching Thunderbolts for the first time since cinema and I just need Yelena and Ava in every marvel project from this moment on

That drum line in Jump by Blackpink really does something to me like it just HITS

Have to actively go into Maidstone 🤢🤢 tomorrow for work and I just don’t wanna

Bringing ‘big same’ back into my vocabulary bc sometimes saying ‘same’ just isn’t enough

Me when I’ve had enough (I’m allergic)

back shots from bad bunny would fix me

They shoulda given the Lucavi magical girl transformations tbf #fftactics

My beige flag is that I do actually fancy George Clarke quite a bit

The ONLY complaint I have about the FF Tactics remaster is I miss the WotL cutscenes, I don’t understand why they couldn’t add them in too 😭😭

Good morning happy Saturday

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Home from work, housemates are all out and it’s Fat Cock Friday You can imagine how the rest of the evening may go

Just seen a TT of someone listening to Push The Button off of Sugababes for the first time and I’m at a loss bc what do you MEAN you’ve not heard that song before you’re an ADULT????? It should be REQUIRED LISTENING?????

This article manages to name her husband before it names… her.

Good morning happy Friday my work shoes are FUCKED and it’s RAINING now my socks are WET I want to DIE

Today is October 3rd.

The good thing about having played FF Tactics before is I’m in no rush to complete it bc Ghost of Yotei is absoLUTELY about to get in the way

First of all we already have an AI actress and have had one for years. Her name is Gal Gadot and the results have not been great

how Ebenezer Scrooge is trying to be

I love when the US government ‘shuts down’ cause like what does that mean?? Why can it do that?? Like oh yeah sorry we just don’t feel like being a government for a while, we might come back at some point?????? WHAT???

now that it's october im legally allowed to post this

Good morning happy October I’ve already seen my first pumpkin fucking video so tis most definitely the season

Okay so right off the bat I LOVE the new UI, they’ve perfectly captured the vibe of the original but with a modernised feel and the addition of the combat timeline is gonna make thinking ahead so much easier 🥵🥵 #finalfantasytactics #theivalicechronicles

Home time. FF Tactics straight into the PlayStation and the MUSIC UGH THE NOSTALGIA ❤️❤️❤️❤️

BF CONFIRMED FF TACTICS HAS BEEN DELIVERED LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOO

Desire to do any work has dropped off a cliff since lunch I just wanna look at hot naked men and nap

Work is quiet today which is not helping the fact I am KNACKERED and also a lil bit h-word bc oomfies are so HOT 🥵

Okay FINE I’ll share my fave photos from the night 🥰🥰

Anyways good morning happy chewsday hope everyone’s having a sexy week so far

Really annoys me that I’m not immune to straight white boy propaganda bc wdym id sell a lung to choke on Joe Santagato

Okay FINE I’ll share my fave photos from the night 🥰🥰