Not even made it to work yet and I already want to get back in bed WHY am I so constantly tired at the moment 😭

Have more money left over after bills than I thought I would and my immediate reaction was to look at getting a takeaway what is WRONG with me

That mcm selfie is blowing up WAY more than I expected maybe I AM kinda hot??

Teehee

Hello good evening just a heads up if you are one of my new followers I just wanna say hello hi thanks for following but if you are a porn account I absolutely will not follow back from this account 🥰🥰

A tired and monochromatic boy #mcm

In bed at half 8 I am an OLD MAN

Friends my brain is FRIED today has been CHAOS I need a FAT COCK and a LARGE WINE immediately

Good morning happy Monday we have a new girl starting today and I do NOT have the energy to both train her and deal with normal Monday morning shenanigans

I hate aging wym I just fucked my back up by climbing up two steps???

Manager has discovered an ai art generator and I just KNOW it’s gonna end up being a me problem

Sometimes I just hit like on oomfie fcf posts without showing the media bc I know it’s gonna be good but also I’m at work and don’t wanna get tooooo excited

Happy Friday it’s my payday and I all ready annoyed about how little money I’m gonna have left this month 🥰🥰🥰

LOVE when the marvel shows give us a niche comics character we’ll never see again like I NEVER expected to see Doorman 😭😭

I’m a simple man, I see a cute redhead post a selfie and I am SMASHING that like button

I’ve never really had any kinks but on reflection I don’t think it would take much to get reaaaally into leather 👀

Next ep of Starfleet Academy. Loving the Jay-den centric episode but I still need Darem biblically

MADE IT HOME ALIVE, SURVIVED TRAINS 🎉🎉🎉

Utterly obsessed with cute boy on clock app who has clear Bionicle autism I cannot stop watching his videos

There is an utterly GORGEOUS short king waiting for this train and I’m convinced he just caught me staring like a creeper

Can feel one of my toes poking through sock, brb killing myself

Annoys me when I intentionally leave time between trains to transfer but then one is 20 MINUTES LATE so now I have 8 minutes to walk from Euston to St Pancras 😭😭

Time to find out if I can actually get the train home or not, wish me luck kids 🥰🥰

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I’m scared that when I finally watch this show I’ll just be actively rabid looking at this man

There is a group of fit tradies in grey sweatpants in this Wetherspoons I am FROTHING AT THE MOUTH

Found a new hotel mirror

A bisexual left wing top bf would fix me

For those following at home, that mirror was in the room the entire time, I was just so tired and stressed yesterday I full didn’t notice until I came back after work today

Found a new hotel mirror

Being so close to Manchester while being so poor is like sitting an alcoholic in front of a beer that’s locked in a safe

Okay so turns out hotel bathroom has really good lighting but I forgot to save the post-shower pic this morning so you’ll just all have to imagine it thanks 🥰

After 9 1/2 hours of travel I finally made it to the hotel AND THERES NOT EVEN A CUTE MIRROR

I’m not an anxious traveller in the slightest but my GOD today’s journey is stressing me tf out and I’ve still got like two hours to go

I LEFT MY BIG BAG AT HOME WITH ALL MY CLOTHES AND MY TOILETRIES AND IM ONLY 20 MINUTES FROM LONDON AND IM GONNA HAVE TO TURN ROUND FUCK

The high speed is great for getting to London quickly but the downside of that is its busy even on a Sunday bc you can get to London quickly 😭😭

SO excited to travel for 5h30 on a SUNDAY for work 😔

Swelling rage

Testing the relationship by seeing if he lets the thousand-day snap streak die 😔😔

‘They’ve shennanned once, they’ll shenan again’ LURA THOK THE ICON THAT TOU ARE

Kinda fancy the fuck out of Darem Reymi tbf

Not even finished the first episode and I feel pretty confident in saying the ppl saying Starfleet Academy is shit have not even started it

Started Starfleet Academy. Immediate reaction: Obsessed with Nahla and Lura and the Athena is beauuuutiful

Got home from work just as bf is heading out the door to his friends and probs won’t be back until Sunday which is when I go away again So we basically won’t have seen each other two weeks in a row Coolcoolcoolcool

Sittin at the back of the bus so I can look at all the pretty penises in peace 😌😌🍆🍆

I reaaaally don’t wanna cook when I go home but also I can’t spend money on food bc then I won’t have money for food when I’m away again next week this is HELL

How is there still another full week of January to go can we please fuck off