Saw this in Discord and it’s amazing

in the dincord serveder. straight up "hunting it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. Mi tmystery

People ask me what I do in spring through fall when there’s baseball. I’ll tell you what I do. I stare at the Mariners and wait for them to win the World Series.

The Contemplation of the Hexagon Providence HQ, MITMH 2026

A scientist will see a rat and be like I gotta put that dude in a Situation

All chocolate is Dubai chocolate to me cause I do buy it

One of my teammates, Paolo Pasco, is the reigning American Crossword Puzzle Tournament champion, MIT Mystery Hunt winner, and now the Jeopardy! Tournament of Champions winner! He should get into competitive Scrabble and win that too to create the Paolo Slam. 🐐

Collab with Kismet ✨ #xayah #rakan

We won. I can’t believe it. We won.

Best tv-watching moment of all time for me is when my dad and I *simultaneously* pre-called a Wheel of Fortune puzzle in the category “What are you doing?” and enumeration (7 6 3) with GETTING SUCKED OFF then had to endure sounds of disappointment from my mom

ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court— BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.

45x45 Connections: an appropriately deranged game to end 2025 https://thomaswc.com/2025.html

Call me an Event the way I Tung uska

I contain multitudes”, I say furiously, thinking how today I wrote 13000 words in 3 hours for a class final and proceeded in a game of Family Feud answer the question “Name a famous cartoon dog” with Garfield

“That was the day that it hit: UCLA has changed forever. It marked a turning point in the militarization of campus.” Read Will Alden's deep dive on political dynamics at California's largest public university: jewishcurrents.org/portrait-of-...

Top song on Spotify this year was Holy, Holy and my listening age was 70….. I gotta have some sex in 2026 on god

if you're cold, he's cold. set the gävle goat on fire.

Doing linguistics olympiad problems w the girlies at 4am

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTyI... Dudes rock 2025 champion

Happy to be of service.

YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????

shut the fuck up you goddamn coward

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

If I were communist dictator of USA, I would put anyone who puts up Christmas decorations before Halloween straight to gulag. They can die in jail for all I care, I'm not joking. There are two holidays in between, both with decorations. Once again I would like to reiterate that this is NOT a joke.

Dressing up as Birdbrain Teto tonight and if a single person recognizes me I’m going to run through the streets in celebration like the mariners won the world series

Canzone should learn to also bat righty so when he comes off the bench he’s the Mariners’ sub switch Dom

Thanks commission #furry #furryart #oc

FUN FACT: A group of Seattle Mariners fans is known as a baseballycule

BASEBALL !!!

Microagressing the food delivery robots by cutting in front of them on my bike and making them stop all confused

We even get a scrimmage Salmon run! Victor Robles (!!!) wins it! #TridentsUp #SeizeTheMoment #SalmonRun

It was a dark and stormy night, following a Ramos gin fizz evening

Speaking officially as the host of Jeopardy!, Cal Raleigh is the correct MVP vote.

Hell hath no bloodlust like a room of law students learning about when they can and cannot perform acts of self defense in response to trespass

There’s something so compelling about the taste of Chex mix with pool water. It’s delicious. The subtle saltiness of the Chex mix elevates the pool water.

Forgot to post Birdbrain Teto

Here is some non-satire for you: Trans rights forever.

Big Dumper for MVP.

If Galactic is the last puzzle hunt I do this year then it was a hell of a hunt to go out on. I’ve been in top form all year, and it’s nice to have the confidence heading towards Mystery Hunt. 2026 is the year of the MH into MAO Nats sweep, manifesting 🙏

Here, have some birds perched on appropriate/delightful signage. You're welcome. 🧵 ⤵️ 1. Black Vulture (Coragyps atratus) by tysmith on iNaturalist

He also said that Yakub taught white people something called “tricknology” to oppress black people, which sounds like some Dude Perfect shit

A lot of people are posting about "it" this evening. That's right, "It"chy and Scratchy Land!

It's Minnesota State Fair time! It's time for Minnesotan folk art! Here, for example, is Saturn Devouring His Corn, in the seed art category!