What do you get when you kiss a guy? You get enough germs to catch pneumonia After you do, he'll never phone ya I'll never fall in love again

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It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this

Well, happy 13th birthday to this immaculately timed headline

Kerrang! 2026 Breakthrough Act.

Is this the actual würst käse scenario?

Perfect.

Thoughts on these? 🤔 www.adidas.co.uk/terrex-skych...

If you thought Everton had a bad 10 mins yesterday, look at what just happened to Palace!

Sunderland at home to Liverpool is it?

Watch with sound on

Doubles Luge - how do you get yourself into that kind of scenario?

Sainsbury's chocolate chip digestives. Game changing biscuits.

Deep Purple – failed commercial release from the bitter, angry, post-label breakup years.

Three at the back. Aznou and Patterson as wing backs. Röhl in for Gana. Dibling up top.

For all the good this season, Everton really do know how to blow themselves up.

Kier Starmer gets forced out, what next? Is there anyone in the Labour party that could take over and turn around popular opinion, or do we get a few months of Wes Streeting until Farage forces a General Election in the midst of a World Cup summer of flags, and everything goes even further to shit?

Is there a way a person could not go to work, go back to bed, and get up at a more sensible time like, say, April?

Go on then, what just happened there? In football terms. (I've not been watching, obvs.)

Has Mariah been on yet? #TheSkiing

As an incoming player, what sort of sales pitch do you get from a manager who knows he's getting off at the end of the season?

Did that scorpion kick goal not come off the sole of the defenders boot?

One for @harrymcnally.bsky.social here.

Happy Meldrew Point Day, Geri Halliwell! Today you are 19,537 days old and have reached your Meldrew Point - the age of Richard Wilson on the day One Foot In The Grave was first aired on Jan 4, 1990. I don’t believe it!

That Leeds result has cheered me up somewhat.

Saturday Morning Drinking Game... take a drink every time James Martin says 'simple'.

@brianwoolfinder.bsky.social – what we saying? www.instagram.com/reel/DT--RLa...

David Cameron, Friday 24 June 2016. #politics #satire #HIGNFY #JonathanPie

American sprinter Richardson arrested for speeding in Florida reut.rs/4t6MT1B

Would really like people - especially marketing people - to stop using the word 'quiet' for anything other than something being less noisy... "quiet elegance" "quietly elevate your experience" "quiet luxury". Screams Chat GPT copy writing. 🤮🚮

Didn't know you'd been to uni with Adrian Chiles @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social ?

Something in football that needs sorting… When a goalkeeper goes down with an 'injury' and all the outfield players immediately go over to the bench for a team talk and drinks break while the physios are on. Easily fixed by making all coaching staff return to their seats while medical staff are on.

Gnonto assist, Calvert-Lewin goal, incoming.

Very disappointed to see David Moyes utilising an AI assistant manager

The tactic appears to be chase shadows and when you do manage to win the ball give it to someone else to run as far as they can with it while you catch your breath.

Did Everton have at least one player sent off when I wasn't looking?

Gorton & Denton is a legal practice with an office over an off-licence – the two partners still smoke indoors, the long-serving secretary puts up with it but doesn't approve.

#Knitwear and #Trousers #TheTraitors

Discarded Smiths song title.

Reckon City will apply the 'You break it, you buy' it policy with Grealish?

Wednesday, a day of the week, derives from Old English 'Wōdnesdæg' & literally means 'Look after yourself, the news is optional'.

There's some serious #trousers in this castle.

How on earth is 'Danish football manager' Thomas Frank not actually Austrian?

Yer wha?

Everton – if Jean-Philippe Mateta is up for sale, throw in a bid now and do the maths later.

The 'Twelve Days of Christmas' song continues, as we head into the eighth week of January…

I wonder what odds you'd get on Badenoch being a Reform UK Ltd MP come the next election?

#WedgeShapedPubs Iconic architectural style, narrow plots: Flat Iron & Baltic Fleet Liverpool, The Central Bar Gateshead, The Brunswick Inn Derby, The Foresters Arms Gravesend, The Viaduct Tavern EC1, The Blackfriar EC4. Any others? #BskyBeer