Our Die Hard.

Bluesky hive mind: Chippy Tea tonight, do I go for a) Fish, Chips, Peas and Gravy, or b) Fish Chips and Curry Sauce?

Annual reminder that the Sports Personality of the Year doesn't have to be the one with the biggest or best 'personality'. The word 'Personality' being also defined simply as 'a celebrity or famous person'.

“I tell you who’s a rubbish actor Quentin, Dustbin Hoffman!!!”

Good Lord

Get your hosepipe out for the lads, THE BAN IS OVER, REJOICE,

The White House briefing room. Four Hs. Three of them are upside down. And it’s been that way since 2007.

goose bauble?

Oh, goody. It's absolutely heaving down, again.

Lovely stuff.

Danny Murphy there, with his opinions on stuff.

DCL has now scored against the shite in his last three home games 2020 , 2024 and today

Once Everton has touched you... www.instagram.com/reel/DR70Ael... #bitter #prick

When you buy jarg FCUK gear on your holidays to Turkey.

Fulham and West Ham wins tomorrow plz.

Let's see how long this +9 lasts now.

This is the best Leeds-Liverpool thing since the canal.

A draw at Leeds would be the closest we can get to both teams losing.

Not sure this Forest team know how to win, you know.

Dwight’s on

Any news on the #decibels after that Barry goal?

Ever seen someone so relieved and delighted to score a goal? Like the weight of the world has been lifted. 15 mins for the adrenaline to stop pumping now. Good lad. #UTFT

Not convinced Australia will have to bat again, here. The only consolation is that Cricket Australia will be losing out on a shit load of money from lost days' play.

I feel the crucial flaw in Nigel's argument is Bernard wasn't running to be PM.

Just 9 extras (so far) sounds incredibly low.

All the punchy little Belgian Christmas beers that used to be around £3 or less, are now touching £5 for 330ml bottles.

out-tacticed by big dave moyes bunch of limited but honest chancers. What a sack of shite. Fucken BOOOOURNSEMOUTH

Proper, modern, Premier League footballer, is Keirnan Dewsbury Hall. Quality, strength, grit, awareness, leadership, daft name. Good to have him on board. #UTFT

OK half from Everton there, didn't score though. Iraola has an ability to read a game and make tactical switches expect Bournemouth to be harder to live with in the second half.

Mr Wotsit #StrangerThings

You tend not to see Aled Jones and Claire Balding in the same room together. Makes you think.

The difference here, is that Spurs could well go on to win 4-2. Whereas Everton, by all accounts - I wasn't watching , were piss poor.

🎶 "Whoooo, lives in a pineapple under the sea?" 🎶

Wicked: For Good (2025) Dir: Jon M. Chu

Another thought on this… if Keane had made an attempt to get on the end of that 'pass' from Gana, there's every chance he gives away a penalty.

Eldest son has asked us to spend £66 on an Everton shirt with 'Keane 5' on the back, for Christmas. This is the world we're living in.

Hosepipe ban might be lifted soon, lads.

Bob's sea sickness glasses 😭

This Barcelona team look dreadful.

Everton are the first team in Premier League history to win a game in spite of having a player sent off for fighting with a teammate. #EFC

[bursts in panting covered in Sharpie]

What an absolute waste of everyone's time.

Oh. My. Days.

What a photo.

This is going to be the longest half ever.

Well.

Moyes has actually brought a gun to a gun fight, unfortunately it has been used to shoot ourselves in the foot.

What an absolute waste of everyone's time.