They should remake the "Ariston, and on, and on" advert with Gaviscon, for those of us old enough to remember the advert first time around.

There's a round on this dreadful celebrity game show called 'Split or Shaft' and tbh I'm not entirely OK with that. 😳

Boys and girls of Beery Bluesky, to my great delight I think I've found where Aldi's delicious Specially Selected Yorkshire Bitter (discont'd.) has gone – it's got a new coat and switched allegiance to the Asda! www.asda.com/groceries/pr...

Once again.

Was wondering where I'd seen the Traitors logo before...

It’s World Octopus Day. There were 4,200 Lego octopuses inside the shipping container that fell off the Tokio Express back in 1997. We found our first Lego octopus soon afterwards but didn’t discover another for 18 years. #WorldOctopusDay #oceanplastic 

Erm… www.efcfootball.com/en/news/we-a...

Have we heard anything about Michael Keane's injury?

Bollocks (Jaws)

Are 'Smart Curtains' a thing? "Alexa. Close the fucking curtains."

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Stop putting Mike Parry on the radio.

Rt Revd Sarah Mullally to be played by Anna Maxwell Martin in the movie adaptation of her tenure as Archbishop of Canterbury.

This is more than a bit @scarfolk.bsky.social (@richardlittler.bsky.social)

Calling Edinburgh types – are there any bars, or similar, where you can go later in the evening after a meal with kids (12 and 16), for a drink and a game of Uno? The hotel we've booked have just told us their bar/restaurant is going to be closed while we're there. City centre / St James Quarter.

That United kit is really, very dreadful.

Matching glassware ponce. @thepatheticcasual.bsky.social would be proud.

Funny what can happen when the ref plays the correct amount of stoppage time.

Has Vernon played Aphrodite’s Child – The Four Horsemen, two days in a row, for Richard Ashcroft's 'Tracks of my Years'? Not complaining, like.

Anyone else get this email? Are we finally going to get junior Membership packs? #Everton

Brighton's video with Samaritans for the Together Against Suicide initiative Well done Brighton 👏 👏 @officialbha.bsky.social

This is pretty cool, TfL fans... www.instagram.com/reel/DOoA8OV...

@mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social - #CalderWatch alert. 👀

@cbobblers1878.bsky.social - Saw this on Facebook. Interesting pricing strategy at Arsenal.

Anthony Gordon's dedication to recreating all of Princess Diana's iconic looks is to be admired

Pillock

Tomorrow’s front page of the @liverpoolecho.co.uk on a momentous day

Arf www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

I think we need some clarity from news organisations concerning when they cover marches. And when they vox pop and broadcast people on the marches. And when they lead news bulletins with marches. And when they do none of these things.

I mean that's George Formby.

Oh no.

Any guitar players on here know anything about JET guitars? Eldest is pestering us for an electric for b'day, after starting out on acoustic. He's found this budget model that looks decent, but wondered if he'd be better looking for a pricier model second hand. www.gear4music.com/Guitar-and-B...

Christian values of family and freedom, apparently.

Literally never heard of this fella until this evening. Is it the bloke who makes those expensive ready meals?

FFS – This is another White Horse up in Yorkshire. www.yorkpress.co.uk/news/2545350...

Bookmarks!

According to Football Insider. West Ham have sounded out Frank Lampard about potentially replacing Graham Potter as their manager. Intermediaries representing the club are believed to have put out feelers to the Coventry City boss before their 3-0 win over Nottingham Forest last Sunday.

Here’s a short poem called ‘On Falling for a Meteorologist’.

Farage seems like a bit of a knob. (Did I use that right? I’ve been watch a bit of British Television)

A story in two parts…

What are City up to? Are they trying to sneak away and disappear quietly hoping that no-one notices they've gone, before the charges drop?

This is like a personalised children's story book, where you can make your own child the 'soccer star' at the centre of the action.

If United buy Martinez it could actually be a game changer for them. They're a mess but a world class keeper is worth 9pts+ across the season. They might just stay up.

That was a bit like James Garner's in preseason. youtu.be/kM1CJZgXtwE?...

Takes a certain level of Dude to pull-off a pink, short-sleeved, camp-collared, drawstring trousers co-ord set. #TheCricket

Interesting, for collectors of Everton oddities and rarities - Classic Football Shirts are selling this year's home shirt with long sleeves (and 20% off currently). www.classicfootballshirts.co.uk/2025-26-ever...

My Mam was Frances & my Dad was Derek. To their friends, they were 'Dick & Fanny.' When sunstrips were a thing on your car windscreen, I did have a 'Dick & Fanny' one made. As a teenager I thought it was funny as fuck & I was just living in a 'Carry On' film!

YOUR MUM!