Do they still sell 'throwing pints' in Box Parks?

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That Nico Williams always looks so much better for Spain than he ever does for Wales.

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Just been followed by Marcus Aurelius, Socrates and Friedrich Nietzsche, lads. The finest minds in history descending on my account for snippy replies, dreadful puns and re-posts of other people's content.

A Norway fan has gone viral for not taking part in their Row celebration after matches and won't do it if they win the World Cup "It’s factually wrong; they didn’t row, they sailed over the Atlantic”

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The fat left in a bowl on the windowsill to solidify, has gone liquid again. - Alan Bennett, July 2026.

I see the big, macho, show-of-strength war has kicked-off again, after the Belgian lads made him look 'weak' by winning convincingly and doing the dance.

When UK Gladiators was massive, we had a lad in school bragging on the playground that his Dad knew Lightning from Gladiators before she was famous, knew her 'real' name and brought in proof for show and tell. Turned out his Dad had a signed Bonnie Tyler record.

How strong is that fan?!?

They'll have a mountain to climb against Argentina, though. Which might just be in their favour.

That's a great result for the neutrals among us.

While he's no longer technically an MP does that leave him open to receiving more private, personal, monetary gifts from his close, long-standing friends?

Bring on the tears!

The Adidas away kits at this tournament have been outstanding, with a particular nod to the goalkeeper tops.

I hope there are Quansah-quences for the red card.

WE HAVE AVOCET NEWS!!! An Avocet spotted at RSPB Middleton Lakes has been confirmed as the oldest ever recorded in the UK. At 36 years old, it's lived more than five times longer than the species' average lifespan. First ringed in 1990, it's still out there doing Avocet things. Go on Avocet. 😍

Alan Shearer is one of those loud, boorish, men that has to be the expert with everything they say. Repeat what's already been said, but say it louder. Anyone know how to put the 5 Live commentary on the telly?

Happy 4th of July

Heard they'll be administering the drug in snus-like pouches for slow release, and to maintain a stiff upper lip.

Did this with that young lad at Goodison who tried to take a pic of him. Smashed his phone to the floor and offered him tickets to watch him play at Old Trafford as an apology. Prick.

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This place running slow for anyone else? Images loading slowly or not at all?

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No Everton shirt leaks this year ahead of the launch tomorrow. Is it just that no-one's interested? Or have Castore finally found out how to keep things confidential?

Fine

The problem with this Humphrey Smith news is that it's only York Press that are reporting it, and their source appears to be a post they've seen on a Facebook group. Nothing official yet. Colour me sceptical.

Roadrunner, every day since 1949.

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Someone at ITV Sport has been faithfully soundtracking montages with acts from the cities, or states, hosting the matches. There have been loads, including my beloved New Pornographers. I just want that person to know it's being noticed and appreciated.

Jon Bon Jovi, 1986.

Today's Wordle can get fucked right into the sea.

There are several flags in the Norway flag.

Thought this was Tim Martin at first glance, but on further inspection that's definitely Farhad Moshiri. Explains a lot.

mad how the defining cultural image of Steamboat Willie is Mickey whistling and driving the boat, and not the bit where he plays a pig's nipples as a musical instrument while it shrieks in pain

Bet they've not shaved the veins off them tho, have they? #woke

@mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social 👀

Oh no, just heard he's stepping back from Radio Two for health reasons. Please DO NOT under any circumstance make the current temp DJ arrangement permanent. It's excruciatingly bad.

Top Tip: If you happen to be out and about in this heat, pop into a Hotel Chocolat for a few moments respite.

When's Trevor Nelson Back?

Toots weather.

Technically, they’re Remains now.

Has Billy Gilmour applied his own stubble there, with some soot from the fire?