Question of the day: Is Ollie Pearce still wearing his shinnies? #YCFC

Leeds United have become the first ever club side to lose four successive matches without scoring at Wembley. (Opta)

York Fucking City. That's the tweet*. *whatever.

This is brilliant. Absolutely perfect. #ycfc

x.com/i/status/204... Apologies for the X link, but have a listen to this. Just listen to it!

OH MY GOD THE PREMATURE PITCH INVASION ADDED TIME GOAL! York City took the title and promotion to League Two from Rochdale with a 102nd-minute goal in the time added on after the home fans invaded the pitch thinking they’d won in the 95th minute!

Gutted for Rochdale though, in all fairness. They didn't Dieseruvwe that. 👀

Acarne spake!

GET THE FUCK IN, CITY!

👀👀👀

WTF was Dyche doing with that Forest squad btw?

This is so Wes Anderson, I can almost hear the affectless Jason Schwartzmann voiceover saying "My mother used to design undercover disguises for the Stasi"

Oh my goodness they’ve sacked him

Marcelo Bielsa on today's Pointless.

Timeline synchronicity…

Liam Gallagher, during the recording of 'Be Here Now', 1997.

Interested to see how Marco Rose does at Bournemouth. He was one that sounded like a good match for the Everton job when he was being linked a few years back.

Worst soft drink ever.

Went to the garden centre instead. Sounds like that was the right option.

Beto was played through for Everton early on against Liverpool in the Merseyside derby... But his shot almost went out for a throw-in.

Wow! What a coach welcome! COYB!

Popping on here late to say... t-shirts with the graphics on the back are rubbish - you want to see it yourself, or at very least you want the person you're looking at to see it, or else why? Also, kopites are gobshites (except maybe, but probably also, @scoach.bsky.social - he's just a loon). 💪

Saw this while scrolling and immediately thought of LS @harrymcnally.bsky.social and your two @vocnorth.bsky.social www.instagram.com/reel/DWg0DHD...

Rebekah Vardy, October 2022.

@bertwooster.bsky.social – option for your new one? 👀

It was a long night maldivesfinest.com/heron-kurama...

"There is no such joy in the tavern as upon the road thereto."

Didn't realise she was so short.

Any recommendations for an online photo print service? Good quality, delivers on time, inexpensive?

Lovely stuff. #efc

Liverpool are dumped out of the Champions League.

Incoming stick delivery at the Great Blue Heron rookery.

Patrick Clifton, since 1981.

Blimey.

Johnny Morris, reflecting on his most prized memories of filming 'Animal Magic', 1983.

Low key irritation - when did "thank you *so much*" become so commonplace? Feels excessively over-sincere in most cases.

Still stand by this. Spurs have the better goal difference and a new manager bounce to come. They've a decent squad, just been really badly let down by coaching appointments. De Zerbi will get points.

saw someone use grok today to correct the pope

I see it's that time of year again, when the rain stops for just long enough for the moors to catch fire.

There's a senior female detective in ITV's 'Gone' who's the spit of Bobbie Gillespie.

Today’s poem is called ‘The Day My Dog Spontaneously Combusted’.

Tallest man in the world, Robert Wadlow (rear, centre) pictured with his family, Illinois, 1938.

That Arsenal through-ball was James Garner-esque.

Hoping Chelsea kick on now and score at least 4 goals without reply. As it should be in the Cup, when a strong team comes up against a much weaker side.

What's that Laurel & Hardy clip we all like?

fucking clock

This has to be the worst rendition of Baker Street I've ever heard.

Tottenham Hotspur will consider turning to Sean Dyche to rescue the club from relegation if first choice Roberto De Zerbi continues to insist that he will only take the job at the end of the season (Matt Law)