faking an assassination attempt so you don't have to go to a wedding sounds like a curb your enthusiasm episode

The private car is an inefficient mode of transport in urban areas. Behold the hospital car park outside our office

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I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN

As David Seymour accuses the Greens of designing all their policy by focus groups, Chlöe Swarbrick yells across the House: “We can’t afford focus groups like you can!”

😅 May 9 parade :) View of UA TG channels…

i call my mom every sunday to share personal news and chat. she's really into celebrities, so i tell her about the famous people i've pissed off in the last week. she gets super excited.

It's the end of poetry month so still time to share this brilliant poem from my now-13-y.o.. He wrote it at the early days COVID lockdown in April 2020 when he was a 1st grader, frustrated about writing poetry.

Lebanese journalist Amal Khalil is confirmed to have been killed by the IDF. Al Akhbar, her outlet, as well as LBCI and Al Jadeed, have confirmed it. The IDF, the world’s leading killer of journalists, was blocking rescue operations.

Belgian spotters filmed a Ukrainian F-16 taking off from a Belgian airport.

In 2003, US citizen Rachel Corrie was killed by Israeli soldiers using a US-provided bulldozer. Her parents are calling on senators to vote yes today to block $295 million worth of these bulldozers to Israel. Join them by calling your senators TODAY:

Oh are we identifying the ideology of lobby groups now? That's great! I look forward to the NZ Initiative, Free Speech Union, Taxpayers' Union, and every bank economist being called right-wing in the headlines of their numerous self-generated stories from now on.

I'm in a chat with a bunch of wind and solar industry insiders and they're telling me they expect the price of sun and wind to climb to at least $0 per babbrel in the coming weeks

11/ First, lmao at the idea that Putin needs actual concessions to sell the war to his domestic constituency. He could declare tomorrow that the war is a crushing victory and that they've liberated brother Russians from the pedo-gays, and everyone would cheer. He just lies and invents things!

"Content" is something to fill an empty vessel: it repositions your view of the world to align with corporations. Art becomes something disposable, fungible, serving a financial interest and nothing more. The word "artist" is right there; I beg you to claim it and leave "content creator" to molder

ME: oh a little Zohran video for St Patrick's Day, probably just celebrating Irish culture, maybe a few green beer jokes ZOHRAN (2 minutes in): ...and that's why King Leopold I of Belgium is a big wet bitch. Furthermore...

[watching a progressive lose a House primary by 4 points] let me tell you what this very clearly says about national politics

Ukraine's 425th Skela Regiment confirmed liberation of Ternove on the Hulyaipole axis. Ukrainian forces hold northern Berezove while fighting continues in the south, have entered Kalynivske, and are fighting in the center of Novohryhorivka some 3km south of previous positions. #Ukraine

1. He’s helping Iran target your troops www.mk.ru/social/2026/...

😎🇺🇦 SKELYA Regiment is conducting an offensive operation in the south of the Dnipropetrovsk region. The assault troops broke through the enemy's defenses, advanced more than 10 kilometers and liberated the village of Ternove. The operation is ongoing.

HEY OLD FUCK

"Bluesky doesn't have the juice." "Real media access is still only on Twitter." "No one important uses or will ever use this site." Skill issue. If you post good, the right people will figure out how to get in touch with you.

What these outbursts actually point to is a deep disdain for the marginalized communities Johnstone speaks over. She does not view Iranians as capable of political autonomy. (1)

Foreign Minister Sikorski: In Poland, we think that if Putin succeeded in conquering Ukraine, we would be next, and the cost of deterring him on the Polish border would be much higher. We are paying for Ukraine's sustenance both as a state and in the defensive war. 📹: DW

she should have been allowed to kill one guy per season

What navy?

Give a man a compliment, he’ll blush for a day Teach a man to fish for a compliment, this guy sucks now, thanks a lot

Every day, I wake up, take a shower, have a cup of coffee, clean my feathers, climb to the top of my black spruce, and sing my song that tells everyone whose spruce this is

This is blackout poetry to me

On Orban, one "Viktor" can think about growing his belly instead of his army to keep Russian tanks off Budapest's streets.

❗️The Ukrainian Armed Forces defeated 2 NATO battalions in just one day during exercises, — WSJ ⭕️Last ​​year, 16,000 soldiers from 12 NATO countries underwent training in Estonia. ⭕️In one scenario, a British brigade and an Estonian division attacked the Ukrainians: AFU defeated the opponents…

i just wanna drive my truck mow this grass drink my beer dress like ass

rifling through a cabinet to find a piece of paper in the oldest house and it's a completely redacted piece of paper a popup appears, asking if i would like to unredact some of the pages and unlock a new skin for $9.99

i think it is fascinating that so many artists say that their best ideas come from out of the blue from within, it is sad that the world is now specifically set up to eliminate those moments of calm and peace where the ideas can surface.

❗️AFU broke through the front in Zaporizhzhia by 16 km, — Russian military voenkors are hysterical for the second day in a row. The Ukrainian General Staff does not confirm. In addition, there are successes in the Kharkiv region.

Similarly, it's depressing how many people (liberals mostly with Gaza and certain leftists with Ukraine) pretend to not realize occupation is not a meaningful peace.

quack! #paleoart #berensart2026

The Royal Society, the oldest existing academic institution, despite opening in 1660, it admitted its first woman fellow in 1945. Now 13% of Fellows are women (from 4% in 2003), 1% are working class, most are privately educated. Tragic. It also protects men featuring extensively in Epstein Files.

Today the winter Olympics open. Russia and Belarus are allowed to participate under neutral flag. Picture by Gatis Šļūka

I may delete this because it’s a bit spicy but it shouldn’t be lost on us that games being turned into TV is essentially harvesting the stories written by those who don’t have union representation or healthcare with WGA by those that do. Our stories are good enough for TV but the writers aren’t?

😎 An-28 Shahed Hunters Crew Shoots Down Russian Drone in Mid-Air

Founders of modern paleontology, and their contributions to systemic racism, classism and sexism (🧵) Henry Osborn (1857–1935), responsible for naming of Tyrannosaurus & Velociraptor; president of ANHM. Co-founder of the American Eugenics Society. Contributing to books later praised by Hitler.

A Black-capped Chickadee showcasing winter fashion by donning a snowflake accessory.

Several loud explosions in Kharkiv ‼️ probably Trump’s ceasefire exploding.

❗️🇺🇦Ukrainian monitoring channels report that an 🇷🇺Russian Su-30 fighter was shot down / crashed today in the southern direction. The crew reportedly died

In today’s (first) Debunk of the Day, we’ll talk about… “realistic expectations”. Russia has the GDP of Italy. NATO — which Russia claims to be fighting — has 20 times their GDP, and a much stronger and more modern military. 1/5

A salt water tankie. Cos Russia's navy has always sucked and our colonies were never over bodies of salt water, we had no colonies. Russia became the world's largest country by entirely peaceful means.

I realise I'm just a freak, but living in a multicultural city is the best thing of all time, it's just the best possible human experience and i can not understand why anyone on earth would be like "weve got to destroy this"

🇨🇿🇺🇦 Zelensky: Today in Kyiv, together with President of the Czech Republic Petr Pavel, we honored the memory of our fallen defenders. At the Wall of Remembrance, we paid tribute to our heroes.