Hey, gang. Doing a delivery order to try & ride out what I think is a weird endometriosis flare up & avoid the ER. I am so scared of hitting a new month at $0 without a job. Any help is appreciated, as are shares. I'm sorry I have to keep asking. Venmo is MirandaBrave.

My I DON'T WANT TO MURDER MY RIVALS t-shirt is raising lots of questions already answered by my t-shirt.

He thinks it's wrong for a reporter to ask "an insubordinate question" because in his mind -- and in most of his experience -- White House reporters are usually very submissive to authority.

Looked at an A&M fan when it was 30-3 and congratulated him on the win. He thought I was being snarky. No no, sir. No no. I have been a Gamecock far too long not to see what was coming.

From a statement from faith leaders at Broadview this morning: "God does not bless cages. God does not sanction abductions. God demands freedom."

Sincere concern: Chicago has an influx of out of towners who seem prone to ramming vehicles even in good conditions. Are they going to be out driving on Sunday/Monday?

It’s an in-joke that when Black women get bored, we go get a degree & pivot. It’s a whole lotta Black women unemployed right now, watching Rep Jasmine & Kamala & now the Detroit mayor etc, and I don’t think *those people* understood what they’ve activated by forcing us to have time via layoffs

Hi! People are allowed hope and joy, actually! And one good night doesn't erase that our federal government is still authoritarian! Both can be true! Love you!

There are more of us than there are of them.

even when far rightwingers are having an extremely positive experience on all fronts they’re still able to hallucinate a situation where they’re the victim

Far beside the point (as is much of my material here) He’s like… not even dressed for the theme?

I would actually pay good money to see a full length production of “O, Streetcar” from A Streetcar Named Marge

Why is the one baseball man wearing Van Cleef and Arpels to play in the World Series, that seems inappropriate

Someone bring me a burrito or something tyia

My momma bestie is my auntie My auntie friend that go to her church is also my auntie My 75 year old cousin... is also my auntie "Auntie" is what happens when you understand the expansive proposition of family "That's not your aunt" is what happens when you live outside of restorative community

someone leak the texts please i am begging

I’m taller than like 80% of the worst people in government and I feel like that may shed some light on the situation

My partner and I are both white (I’m English+German and he’s Dutch+Norwegian, so like WHITE white) and we both have chosen family we refer to as aunt/uncle/cousin/brother/sister. Anyone claiming Mamdani doing the same is a scandal is REACHING.

I am interested in starting to hear from care workers on SNAP about your concerns. I'm @motherjones.com's disability reporter. Please be in touch. My email is [email protected] and my Signal is juliametraux.49. Reposts are appreciated.

Hello @govpritzker.illinois.gov please see the below

Scolding people for being mad about architecture isn’t the move Meet people where they are. We’re mad in the same direction. Use the entry point to build a relationship and then drop the more serious stuff in.

aht aht cook a meal for WHO? you want us to quarter some soldiers in our kitchens while we're at it?

Hey, y'all. I've gotten about $30 total in the last two weeks. That's frightening in my situation. Small amounts add up & shares are appreciated. I promise I'd rather have steady work, but I have to ask for help until that happens.

Perhaps we could win over the young white men if we said “no kings but Draft Kings”

lol what if I just was in the EU for most of February

There’s a lot to be said for going and getting drunk after having a bad day

The inflatables have made it to Broadview.

It’s impossible to overstate how much “abolish ice” is the normie position now here in chicago — just countless random moms at toddler soccer on a park district field asking me where I bought my anti-ice t-shirt. average people don’t like our neighborhoods being terrorized.

aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage

“how much longer can this drag on for”, they’re saying tonight… “surely this isn’t sustainable and the punishment has to end eventually”

*Lil Jon Voice* States' Rights to What

Chat is it a good sign that it took national reporters an entire month to finally pay attention to the third largest metro in the country being invaded

I love when customers start a sentence with “dumb question but…” because it’s either a totally reasonable question or it is literally the dumbest shit you’ve ever heard

i wrote a research paper on “childbirth - miracle of life or forced servitude?” plus a powerpoint presentation the following morning. if you don’t know how to lock the fuck in on no sleep, no sources even searched, at minimum 2 red bulls as food. like yall don’t know how to be persuasive anymore???

Here’s video of the incident

I’m gonna feed them beefs until they go to sleep for a fortnight

Of interest: I checked in with some family in the South and happenings in IL are barely being reported by local news and seemingly not much nationally either.

Here is a sign that asks @govpritzker.illinois.gov to come to Broadview, where Illinois State police are helping ICE execute their terrible duties. Protesters have been brutalized & attacked for no reason. Please stop talking a good game on social media & actually do something about this Governor

“Back the Blue” though 🙄

Your state troopers participated in Friday's fascist photo op attack at Broadview. Get the false charges against protesters dropped immediately!

If someone dressed like that at a protest I would assume he was a cop

I think I may have missed something while working today

OK 4 YEARS FOR DIDDY CAN WE GET BACK TO JEOPARDY

A customer just asked if I thought we’d have internment camps again and I was like… sweet baby angel we are there, they just aren’t calling them that

Don’t @ me about the privacy concerns with it but I really like the gentle parenting that Oura is doing to me about my sleep schedule

The UFW wishes our Jewish friends a sweet #RoshHashanah. The first institutional religious support for grape strikers came when boards of rabbis in big Eastern cities declared boycotted products non-Kosher. More @ ufw.org/roshhashanah