Women will make fun of guys for using 3-in-1 shampoo or whatever and then see nothing wrong with going to an ear, nose and throat specialist

In his defense, it’s hard to leave Croatia without some kind of fascist tattoo or knick knack.

The Radical Left Antifa CCP Democrats have shutdown the government and voted to bring back Joe Biden’s Economy effective immediately. Patriots are working hard to restore order and all time highs. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Timing the market beats time in the market.

Hot take but I’m just not sure horror is well-suited for the novel form. The best horror literature I’ve read has consistently been in the form of short stories.

Never forget

Can’t wait for Stevie’s Reddit post game fallout post

Happy Victory Tuesday you lovely lovely people*. *- not you, Kansas City trash

@NFL

Truly one of the funniest touchdowns I've ever seen

Mans getting those LifeAlert and Apple Watch endorsement deals after this

Just like we drew it up

The Jags won MNF after this play

Post game Liam is so good youtu.be/zGYyxs3KO00?...

What an unreal game. Type of shit you only see in football movies.

So we are 4-0 this year when this happens

Relatable, Trevor

This Thai joint is fantastic btw

Not to be Davey Downer to everyone in the comments but one-third of the Italian workforce is unionized vs one-tenth of the US workforce. A general strike is not just a trust fall where we say “psst don’t go to work tomorrow pass it along.”

Jax people. Pattaya Thai or Lola’s for dinner tonight? You have ten minutes to decide for me

Good morning winners and sign stealers only!

Somewhere Trent Baalke is taking credit for this team.

Tough times for Imagine Dragons

It is a little spooky that SPY is $666 on the supposed rapture day

SUCK MY DICK TEXANS

recent development

Tough day for tens of thousands of guys with the incredibly standard issue name Tyler Robinson

curb episode where larry gets dragged to a birthday party for a guy he doesn't know and decides to write something funny in the guestbook. cut to present day, larry's at home watching the evening news: "comedian larry david wrote 'happy birthday, i know your little secret' in jeffrey epstein's book"

Over the past 30 seasons every time that the Jaguars and the Panthers have met in Week 1 the winner of the game has gone to the Super Bowl. (2003, 2015) 👀👀

Who’s the sad Panthers child they keep showing on the TV?

I appreciate the Jaguars game delaying long enough for me to watch the second half.

Noticing a lot more people tucking in their t-shirts lately. Charlie brown's wretched influence is finally fading..

Louisville Kentucky

Jon-Erik Hexum died the quintessential himbo death and no doubt awaits us in Valhalla

Truly, one of the great labor movies, and one of the most cathartic, because it's about a working man who gets exploited and goes on a rampage

Just passed an Escalade with Iowa plates and a Jags sticker at Spaghetti Junction in Louisville whomst was it #TealSky

Irsay used to run promos every season, where, if you brought in your unused opioids, he'd give you free game tickets. I understand that this sounds like a @theonion.com headline, but I assure you it was a real thing.

Hi, I'm Andrew Cuomo. I'm sorry I groped your mom and killed your grandma, but if you give me a fifteenth chance, I promise to throw you out of your apartment.

new cinephile technique "method watching" when you watch a movie and then act and talk like the main character around your girlfriend for 2 months

I love playing (or attempting to play) programmed bass lines from 80s tunes. Cleaning up the ascending chromatic octave line in the chorus of this Madonna song is my white whale

Been wearing Náutica Voyage a lot because it’s one of my only options for oppressive heat. Women truly do be loving that $20 cucumber water.

Damn this IG ad might work on me 😔

gonna put my phone in the microwave tell me when u guys start to feel hot

Slightly diminish a band. Ben Folds Flat Five

Weapons is a good movie but in trying to go in with no expectations I actually ended up disappointed. Every time someone sent me the trailer saying “this looks great/scary” I avoided it to go in blind. But I obviously couldn’t unknow how many people said it looked like it’d be terrifying. It isn’t.

Everybody silently but collectively agreeing not to make the same joke

Oh man, I’m gonna love this movie

Nothing beats an alcohol-free holiday. You can save 50 pounds per person. Aug 2024 Aug 2025 242 lb 191 lb