You only live once, quit being a dick

OFY this is gonna be gooooddd

One of my favorite things is when someone asks for my opinion and then tells me it’s wrong

microdosing the horrors by being awake

Still got to see the jaguars play this weekend

This new Hilary Duff album is going to add years on to my life I can feel it

Planning a trip to distract me from my post season depression. Anyone been to Portugal?

Still sad but yesterday was a vibe and still dtwd ❤️

Well this is depressing

Feeling like a kid on Christmas. Woke up at 5am so excited I couldn’t go back to sleep. It’s Jaguars playoff gameday, babyyyy

*Spoiler for Andor* Posting for no reason in particular

Fuck electric Fuck water Fuck phone Fuck gas FUCK THE BILLS

Hey, ICE shot and killed a US citizen today in Minneapolis. I don't post political shit here but if there's ever a time to take to the streets and demand justice NOW IS THE TIME.

My friend made me download an app that is like mental health Neopets (thought she was crazy) and now I have this baby penguin that I would die for but is also great for self-care. 🥹

2026 is gonna be my year.

Got a brand new bag of blank buttons in yesterday bc I ran out so today’s the last day to order to get yours in time for game day shopgasco.co/products/jag...

Girl out here squatting our lord and savior. This is so Duval County.

Totally forgot in the celebrations yesterday, ya girl also won my fantasy league 🫡

Been waiting 3 years to use this mug 🥹

How’s that feel???

Victory tastes so good

AFC SOUTH CHAMPS BABY

RUN IT BACK

CAM LITTLE THE GOD

F*CK EVERYBODY BUT US

The New York Times has just confirmed that 40 civilians died in President Trump's invasion. This is the aftermath in one area

Trying out new blackberry Tennessee whiskey (ftt) Jell-O shots tomorrow 🫣

Happy new year, we’re at war with Venezuela for no reason.

Bro, can we get just one weekend off

Had a mango Gatorade for the first time in a decade and I think it awoke a tiny demon inside of me

Can’t believe I stayed up until 3am to watch this finale man

Happy New Year, friends! Cheers to another year of being funny and kind on the nice site. Also go Jags

First skeet of 2026: Fuck the Titans.

Last skeet of 2025: Fuck the Titans.

God what I would give to be friends with Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper

Born to watch the stranger things finale, forced to watch the miami game

The Jonas Brothers giving a Duuuval at Daily’s Place tonight

Yiiiiiiikes

Got two tix for the game this Sunday for sale. Section 203, looking to get face value if at all possible.

take all my money pls and ty

We’ll take that dub

Cardiac 👏🏼 Cats 👏🏼

What tf is happening my guys

@ the jaguars

Did coach just did say “are you guys fucking drunk?”

Well that was bad

So we’re just gonna let Trevor get battered today, huh

This has to be the most random group of people to ever be singing together