No one knows we’re sitting next to bowling for soup at the bar.

Sitting at the bar at Grand Floridian and I look over and Bowling for Soup is sitting next to us

The long distance are just my friends I only see tailgating

Popping in to beg someone going to training camp tomorrow to get me a magnet 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Me everyday since nov : existential dread and a looming sense of whats the point Me in dec hearing of a potential bird flu pand*mic; yah just. I’m done I don’t need to see 2025

First time these fucks have scored 30 all season. Because of a catch that wasn't a catch.

Nobody has rocked Rodger’s harder than the shrooms hit him and that’s the jags problem

😈

What’s it like being a pop up boutique you ask

Me removing myself from my group chats when everyone forgot my birthday :-)

I seriously can not believe we won today. (I can I didn’t watch.) But a win is a win. Guess I can finally release these

showed up and crushed* at mini golf *did not come in last place hbd, queen!!

Look who showed up in orlando 🥹 @cortlynsto.bsky.social

🎂🎂🎂

How many free things can I get today 🕵️

The only days worth being on the bad place still is days like today where everyone is meme-ing the death of a ceo

Please ignore whoever says they don’t want to see your Spotify Wrapped/Apple Replay. I’m nosy and I love it. Keep them coming. I feel like I learn so much about someone by what they listen to.

When I tell you daisy jones and the six ruined my life this year - believe me

It’s been hours since that press conference and I can not get over how much I hate that man and how much he’s ruining jaguars football

Fire Doug before T has had enough and requests a trade.

Thinking about how Trevor Lawrence almost died today. How the jags coaching staff still have jobs. And how the general manager paid Walker Little as a favor before getting fired.

Like fuck throw the flag anyway Doug, you're 2-9

We need our own Pride at The Slab with these cats, the Steal The Show lady, and whoever threw that drink

Defense isn't hitting hard enough for me

This stupid ass baby acting like a victim. I’ve never wanted to Hit someone so much

Whoever hit him in the face with a drink should get to yell the Duuuuval chant at the next game.

Fuck the Texans

Fuck the Texans.

What were they chanting in the stadium bc it was the loudest our stadium has been on tv

Offsetting penalties should really not offset if one penalty is an illegal touching and the other is a guy murdering a man

Also my jags friends (unfortunately more specifically ladies) I’ve got some stuff coming Sunday for ya 👀👀

It ain’t Black Friday if I don’t wind up crying in the bathroom or over my printing press

No YOU drank tequila out of a little bowl for thanksgiving

I can not believe my thanksgiving deviled eggs were chunky

“One clove of garlic” lol

I can guarantee I will 100% be making fun of anyone wearing a damn meta quest (??) in real life

Why is everything at the Macy’s day parade making me cry like today 😭

I have finally accepted coffee into my life and I fear it’s only bc it’s a vessel for peppermint

How it feels knowing the Jaguars can’t ruin my day today.

Cackling @ them pretty much saying hey if you’re gunna jack our content win a game. Or at least don’t be an embarrassment

ya know, hell yah

The group chat was full of hope this morning and i just sat back laughing. Look at us go

Me watching this game like score 50 more !!!!

Post a Pic you took (no description) to bring some zin to the timeline

See the unfortunate part is all I do on the other app is RT shitposts

oh hellllllllllo